shouldn't !important mean "not important"?

A quick processor guide
http://redd.it/5kimte

That moment when..

sysadmins ;)

My finished side projects are very much like my girlfriend,

Nonexistent.

Welcome to the cloud

Me: So, tell me more about what you want me to code.
Friend: Well... Do something nice.
Me: Like?
Friend: I don't know, I thought you're the expert...
Me: You motherf...

I hate when people use foo and bar in sample codes as names of variables.

You know you aren't a junior dev any more when you stop asking how to do something and start asking what is the most efficient way to do it.

Making libraries work together. Gluing things together is easy, right?

LET'S LEARN ANGULAR2

* look for some good tutorial *
* download atom-typescript *
* type "ng new demo" in console"

1185 errors.

FINISHED LEARNING ANGULAR2

It's not a demo if you didn't get everything working 5 minutes before it starts.

When i will push my last commit before leaving this job

Meanwhile ... in Japan

Don't copy-paste the code. Type it out. You'll learn a lot that way.

Some do drugs, others drink, some others smoke. I debug code.

Everybody die their own way.

If you've spent time learning how to code and you're daydreaming about having a dev job but don't have one because you're too nervous to apply, just do it. The worst thing that can happen is that you'll get the job (and be stuck ranting like us).

Life is too short to code in development environment.

Really, every project starts the same - exactly the same:

git init

Stop looking at cat pictures, memes, and hanging around social media

I should get a tattoo.

It would say

King Of Procrastination

But that is my email....

Yeah no

Nice try

Just learned new skills...

$ wget *

Downloads the Internet.

A guy named Valter couldn't register on this website because the developer blacklisted *ALTER*, amongst other words, to prevent SQL injection.

Always be honest