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Skills

HTML, CSS, PHP, and Sarcasm
Location

Aurora, Colorado

Joined devRant on 4/19/2016

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Replies to only me from Group Email

Mgmt: "Can you update the group on what you just told me?"
Me: (Why can't you just copy and paste what I just sent you?).... Sure.

😒 Lazy people suck.

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Mgmt approves original high-to-low priority schedule, and then gets anxious why low-priority items aren't getting done. 😒... maybe because you didn't mark them as a medium or high priority!

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Just because my title has "Web" in it, doesn't mean I signed up to solve all your marketing analytics issues - there's a whole department for that stuff! 😡

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Those dang variables lol

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Do I look like a hardware technician? Didn't think so.

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I love her, but this was too good.

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Old boss that didn't understand anything on computers but expected me to wear 5 different hats and do tasks that we didn't have a structure for.

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Seriously? How hard is it for people to do one simple thing. You spell it out for them, and they still find the inability to do their job. This is RIDICULOUS!! 😡

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Inconvenient.

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Sometimes I think dealing with code is easier than dealing with people

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Oh this dreaded folder! I swear it's more fragile than a tower of cards

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How many more titanic float jokes will we see before it stays on the bottom of the devrant floor?

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That moment when Windows locks your computer, forces you to reboot, only so it can install the 28,348 updates that you've been pushing off for the last week.

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Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and Code!

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I hate when I'm coding on the toilet and have to get up.. Uhh that really grinds my gears!

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When you get caught up in code and forget you put food in the microwave :/

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Figuring out the perfect algorithm for your code

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I thought this was a bug at first, but turns out a rant got more attention than I expected.

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I think for my next project I will give my classes and variables interesting names, so when anyone views the source - they can be entertained.

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Theres a beginning and the end will only be in fire.

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"The Internet doesn't weigh anything!"

https://youtu.be/iDbyYGrswtg

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I may not of made long strides today, but by golly my form will adjust with the height of the text lol

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So I discovered WAMP this weekend, it's so nice to not have to work on my prod server when making changes and testing out new projects :)

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Just gotta say, YouTube videos that show connecting a form to MySQL make it so much more complicated than it is...

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It's not as flashy as some others on here, but it gets the job done 👍🏻

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Step 1.

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Id rather work than socialize.

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Because clear direction is too difficult..

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Somebody actually spent the time to do this.

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