*sees a bug on unprofessional website*
Me: tell the admin
Me to me: hack it

My 9 year old son checks out the source code of every website he visits. If he finds something he doesn't understand, he bounces it off me. I love the snot outta that kid ❤️❤️❤️.

Just for laughs. A friend's WhatsApp status reads:

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Me: 1 is something, 0 is nothing, NULL is the absence of things
JuniorDev: wut
Me: You've got pizza in a box, that's 1. If there's no pizza in the box, that's 0. If there's no pizza and no box, that's NULL.
JuniorDev: OOH so there's no object to reference if I ask for a slice!
Me: *small tear*

Always explain things in terms of pizza. Always.

It's happening! Just need one more

finally gave up smoking for good, man it feels good to be free from addiction, now, back to c++

we got a new coworker who had no experience in coding. I was planning to leave the company (mainly because my other coworokers were jerks) but no one wanted to teach him so i started teaching the new guy. This was 4 months ago and He is the reason im still here and i enjoy my work again! :)

The time has come! Great Lord of Darkness!

Stack Overflow Driven Development

I wonder. What makes people so offensive about their opinions?

"How the f can you use Windows?"
"I can't believe you use android..."
"What an idiot he uses tabs..."

I don't get it... respect subjectivity?

Fucking CSS the fuck you are so stubborn you fucking son of a bitch. Fuck you…....….…

I've forgot root password to open this one...Seems no soda for me today

git pull --your-shit-together

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

me all the time😂😂😂

SEO at its finest.

Recursion Problems

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

This never happens with statically typed languages

99 bytes but a bit ain't 1.

So true...

Hey guys,
can you recommend a graph database? I already tried orientdb but was really disappointed. The performance was quite good but I stumbled across a lot of bugs during my tests (even managed to corrupt the database during normal operation). So I am looking for a graph database that's a little bit more mature. I heard a lot of great things about neo4j..but I am not 100% comfortable with the license costs. Are there any alternatives?

Web developers - if you can write code to tell me that my phone number or credit card number shouldn't have spaces in it, just remove the #$!@$!* spaces for me FFS! You know very well people are going to put the spaces in there...

That awkward moment when during the breakfast your dad asks for a fork and you can't find him on github... 😁

Bug: Windows
solved: installed Linux

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Realizing what tech lead is asking us to do is not a joke

Please DevRant ! Give me the power to finish this code before tomorrow! Coffees are not enough.

You know you are screwed when your colleague in a Java project asks you how to create two different constructors on the same class.

work haunts me to eat