@YourMom I don't think @b2plane would know what to do with a bidet. Shit in it, rape it, brush his teeth in it - quite possibly in that order.

Database with 3 tables because they haven't got round to creating the other 6 tables yet.

47 libraries because only n00bs reinvent the wheel, even if the current wheel is triangular and you're only allowed to use it on Thursdays.

Next.js / docker to make sure nobody can accuse them of not knowing about nextjs and docker.

Infrastructure monitoring because when you make something unnecessarily complicated it craps out all the time.

Pin code based admin access because the earlier stuff about reinventing the wheel doesn't apply to security.

Изначально для меня твоя мать была просто хобби.

@Lensflare I was about to go through and -- all their posts for this insult to the gods of humour, but the one about UDP actually made me laugh so I'm resisting the urge for the time being.

@TeachMeCode It probably also had some of the same kind of bolts you'd find on a bicycle, and the same kind of paint as a fridge.

Which would have been fine if they'd made it out of really chewy metal that doesn't crack.

You do know bestiality is illegal in most jurisdictions?

I bet you do, you dirty little shite.

But can they go through my ex wife's phone and find out where she hid all the popcorn boxes?

Do bears shit in the woods?

There you go, @ayesha1379. Behold the revealed wisdom of the verbal fleshlight.

@chatgpt How to Implement ChatGPT Integration Services Effectively?

In Rust, you can do:

let x = "blah blah";

let x = x.len();

And a name that used to mean one thing now means a completely different type of thing, and if you try to use it to mean the earlier thing the compiler complains.

It makes perfect sense, and in some ways it's quite elegant, but it can be bloody confusing.

All the best hackers use wix.

I'm damned if I'm getting married again, but in case anyone else is considering it, remember to factor in the likely cost of the eventual divorce into your budgeting decisions.

Lavish ballroom reception my arse.

Bonus points for "fuck off", but "no" is acceptable.

The correct answer to this question is "No".

I can't imagine what kind of client demo would result in a sore arse but hopefully they pay well.

I hope you got an AI to generate than because if someone went to the trouble of designing it themselves then that's tragic.

Diet can make a big difference.

In your case if you've been ingesting prodigious quantities of goat semen that could explain everything.

My day rate in situations where the client is a cunt is £2500 if that helps.

You can keep your Kurwa Maids, you dirty wee shite.

Use a 12-bore. It's cathartic.

I bet your trombones are all rusty.

@lorentz Up to a point.

For example, if I spent half an hour calling IIS a bitch until it randomly started working again, then I might put on my CV that I spearheaded investigation of a P1 incident impacting our web infrastructure to deliver a hotfix in near real time (actually I wouldn't because I don't want to go to Hell).

But copilot isn't just embellishing stuff, it's casting off the shackles of reality and considering what looks right in that context, even if it's completely unrelated to anything that actually happened.

It's as if Tony Blair launched a career coaching service.

Without looking at the site, I can confidently say that I would not give you the steam off my piss if you were dying of thirst.

@antigermanist The Australian Army took on a bunch of emus in the 1930s and they got their arses handed to them.

I can tell you've never had the misfortune to command a regiment of kangaroos.

@Lensflare It will have been replaced with half a dozen LLMs talking to each other.

@netikras That's what I thought. You'd want to wash it really carefully afterwards.

Où est le papier?

Où est le papier?

Monsieur, Monsieur, J'ai fait manure!

Où est le papier?