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AboutOld Git. Remembers when "keep it simple, stupid" was a thing.
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BBQ sauce? On a fucking samosa?
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Hundsfott.
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What's an ass dev?
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2x4 planed square edge.
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@awesomeest That's some party if there are enemas.
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American food is terrifying on a number of levels.
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@-red https://devrant.com/rants/10121330
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@MammaNeedHummus Needle and thread?
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That guitar dude with the wooly hat.
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Nah, sod that.
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Caching is a cruel mistress.
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Run away.
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But now your cat can change the location of your home at will. According to Kerckhoffs's principle you should assume the cat is aware of this.
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I had to learn a bit of Delphi and dBase for a one-off project a while back.
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Tesla valve. It's basically witchcraft.
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Klootzakjes.
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@jestdotty Maybe include them in the form of a Bloom filter?
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Giant lungs sounds about right
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I thought shotgun debugging was where you bring out a 12-bore and start loading it whilst informing the computer that if it doesn't stop being such a little prick, you're going to take it outside and shoot it right in the tits?
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@tosensei Anti-social, apparently.
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Everyone gets to add another bullet point to their CV though.
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@magicMirror That's what I thought. Do we conclude @b2plane is working in an Apple store?
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A holesaw or a core drill is more appropriate than an auger for something like that.
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My throbber disappeared years ago.
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@netikras Looks more like "Asshole Digest" to me.
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I bloody well hope I'm working in a loony bin. I'd be bored shitless otherwise.
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@Demolishun Don't knock it til you've tried it.
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@MammaNeedHummus I think chickens just have a single multifunctional connector, like USB-C.
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You can work out the age of the tree it grew on by counting the rings.
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First thought: "two-handed wanker".