I wouldn't expect someone to do a sudoku, but only because it would take too long. Asking random weird questions flushes out people who lack curiosity about the world.

Expecting a correct answer to the weird question is just stupid though.

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@BordedDev With both AWS and Azure, using the admin portal is like having a conversation with an angry woman.

On balance, I would say that Azure's angry woman is a bit less angry, but a bit more irrational.

@retoor If I tried to do the same thing with all that non-microsoft stuff that clever people use, I'd still be headbutting the keyboard and weeping at my own stupidity in the middle of November.

Dating apps are like daily liquidity real estate funds.

Definitely eat the shit first, that way you have the ice cream to look forward to.

Maybe have some pickled ginger between the two, to cleanse the palate.

@Musytwe gfy

"Little browser games" are a saturated market, you're wasting your time.

It's actually a lot more straightforward than you think: anyone considering gambling in Uzbekistan is a retard. No further analysis required.

As origin stories go this is a bit weird, although if this was back in the Communist days maybe not so weird.

I don't think any other trade has such a huge gap between the skills required to get a job, and those required to actually do the job. This explains a lot.

@netikras That's far too simple a solution, this guy's in devops.

@whimsical That's probably why his bowels are in such poor condition.

Maybe cut off your piscololo and stick it up your arse?

Kill two birds with one stone.

Well @retoor and @Lensflare have already suggested the first two things I thought of, so I'm going to have to think outside the box here.

Concentrated sulphuric acid is very good at removing moisture from things, so you could give that a go.

Hopefully the next example explains why this example should've used a for loop.

@MM83 I simultaneously admire and dislike that approach.

@CaptainRant It's almost JavaScript strong typing.

And that's in the somewhat left-wing Guardian, of all places.

@princess These pretentious arses are selling bottles of water at £19 each and coming up with bullshit about terroir and provenance as if it's wine. What would Stalin have done with them and their degenerate bourgeois customers?

@Lensflare There are no 'r's in the word 'pray'. Let's break this down. The first letter of the word 'pray' is R. This is not an R. The second letter is A. This is also not an R. But the fifth letter is P. This is an R.

Therefore the word 'pray' contains two 'r's.

@chatgpt are you dead, or are you just not allowed to talk about Tibet?

@chatgpt the fuck's a tibetan healing bowl?

I wouldn't piss in PHP's pocket if its balls were on fire.

A girl without a rectum is like an angel without wings.

I bet you've never seen an elf's thrupenny bits so you don't know what you're talking about. For all you know they could be green.

Are we talking Ghanaian bofrot or Nigerian puffpuff or something else?

Does this "person you would like to see" thing have an element of the supernatural to it? As in, is it a case of, just before you snuff it, you're magically transported to wherever that person is so you can have one final, profound conversation with them? Or maybe empty a bucket of shit over their head?

If so, I have quite a good list of names.

Regrettably, the future belongs to bullshitters. Humans are hard-wired to prefer bullshit to everything else.

She doesn't look like she would lend anyone money.

420C would be better for pizza, although if you're stoned that could end badly.