Did you hit F12?

For some reason, riding taxis between air-conditioned glass boxes and burning through prodigious quantities of oil and housemaids has never appealed to me.

Stick it up your chuff.

@whimsical I think you have a point. The thing about the wet trades is you can't keep going back and adjusting stuff. Completely the opposite of programming.

I've heard giving up wanking can help.

Living the dream.

Mycotoxins mycotoxins mycotoxins mycotoxins.

I don't know about nuts, but once you realise those planes were loaded with vaccines and seed oil you can never trust anyone again.

What do you expect from WordPress? It's an abortion.

I'm a little surprised to see a therapist pimping out mail-order brides. Although she's in the US, so that's probably fine.

I hear they have some wild parties at the Vatican.

You should be using ext4 or NTFS for fuck's sake.

Tests fail => something needs fixing

Tests pass => { }

@antigermanist Isn't granite slightly radioactive?

But then usually with rust, you realise that the thing you were trying to do that's been made impossible wasn't a good idea in the first place.

I wouldn't expect someone to do a sudoku, but only because it would take too long. Asking random weird questions flushes out people who lack curiosity about the world.

Expecting a correct answer to the weird question is just stupid though.

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@BordedDev With both AWS and Azure, using the admin portal is like having a conversation with an angry woman.

On balance, I would say that Azure's angry woman is a bit less angry, but a bit more irrational.

@retoor If I tried to do the same thing with all that non-microsoft stuff that clever people use, I'd still be headbutting the keyboard and weeping at my own stupidity in the middle of November.

Dating apps are like daily liquidity real estate funds.

Definitely eat the shit first, that way you have the ice cream to look forward to.

Maybe have some pickled ginger between the two, to cleanse the palate.

@Musytwe gfy

"Little browser games" are a saturated market, you're wasting your time.

It's actually a lot more straightforward than you think: anyone considering gambling in Uzbekistan is a retard. No further analysis required.

As origin stories go this is a bit weird, although if this was back in the Communist days maybe not so weird.

@netikras That's far too simple a solution, this guy's in devops.

@whimsical That's probably why his bowels are in such poor condition.

Maybe cut off your piscololo and stick it up your arse?

Kill two birds with one stone.

Well @retoor and @Lensflare have already suggested the first two things I thought of, so I'm going to have to think outside the box here.

Concentrated sulphuric acid is very good at removing moisture from things, so you could give that a go.

Hopefully the next example explains why this example should've used a for loop.

@MM83 I simultaneously admire and dislike that approach.

@CaptainRant It's almost JavaScript strong typing.