Everyone's different.

Unfortunately a lot of people on the left of politics have decided that we have to be fully defined by our race/gender/sexuality etc.

The only way to reconcile these two positions is to expand the number of categories so that everyone can have their own intersectional niche.

@Lensflare A monoko has only one noko, whereas a nanonoko has a very small one.

I must admit when I read "wrist's been hurting" I thought this was a @b2plane post, so I was confused about the crocheting because I haven't heard it called that before.

@Lensflare Usually.

@Lensflare FETCHEZ LA VACHE!

@chatgpt Didn't WW2 bomber crews sometimes bin the chemical toilet out of the side over enemy territory?

@chatgpt Obviously it's not the ideal material in terms of density or hardness, but would using excrement as a kinetic energy weapon, for example in the form of a large streamlined casing filled with number 2's and dropped from space, be a viable military tactic? Would it have an appreciable effect on enemy morale?

I am suitably impressed that you can buy an ice cream with your own money in spite of everything.

I haven't used that shit for years, but I've a feeling "struct" is effectively part of the type name i.e. the type name is "struct Node" rather than just Node, or something like that.

As one gets older, the best advice is: never trust a hard-on and never waste a fart.

Or it might have been the other way round. Can't remember.

@tosensei looks like you're bang on with 80%.

@chatgpt what percentage of the web is PHP?

Unless we're using a recruitment agency that actually talks to them to filter out the muppets, I'd say about 90% are utterly incapable of solving problems and don't seem to understand why anyone would want to.

You can't polish a turd.

That's what you get for trying to take weed through security.

Can you do anything about spammers or should I just use a 12 bore?

Every day that you haven't yet migrated to asp.net core, Steve Ballmer strangles a newborn otter.

And if you're using IIS for core then that's some hardcore masochism.

تباً لك، يا نغل الجِرَاء، ويا عار السُلالة!

Most of maths and physics, and by implication most of everything.

Women. Humans. Body language, facial expressions etc.

Marketing.

How anyone could think a language with significant whitespace is easy to use.

This morning, copilot is really keen for me to insert a secret it found in the local .env file into as many places as possible.

So I start typing process.env.API_K...

Hey! I've got a great idea! I found the key when I was going through your stuff! Let's put it in the code as a hard-coded default in case the environment variable is blank! Aren't I a clever robot!

How about no, you fucking great penis.

> she works in a hospital

So b2 has finally decided to see a shrink? About bloody time.

Giving the patient candy to earn his trust is a good move, and the fact that he is merely fantasising about kissing her and nothing more explicit suggests that his delusions may be reducing in intensity.

What a load of cobblers.

If you're running a brothel, don't beat about the bush, just come out and say it.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

@Lensflare So singles and doubles tennis (1-tuples and 2-tuples) are straightforward enough: to get the probability that the ball is returned you sum up the probability that each player returns the ball, over the set of n players. Generalising that to n-tuples is simple.

But what if, instead of summing over a set of n players, we integrate over a path of length z in complex space?

I'm not sure what comes next though.

This reminds me of the time I tried to come up with rules for mixed n-tuples tennis, and then tried to further generalise it to z-tuples for complex z.

I might have to revisit that, actually.

Life right now, in the wise words of Patches O'Houlihan, is like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob.

Stop putting random stuff up your Aristotle, where do you expect it to go?

Two fruits? What's your entropy source?

I have never performed cunnilingus on anyone from New Zealand.

Also spherical geometry can be a slippery fish.