@afaIk Н is for насрать в рот.

@Lensflare Depends whether they mean SM as in sadomasochism or social media. If the latter, then it's unfair to excrement.

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I mean, it's impossible to say now what would have happened if I'd asked.

It might have made my life better, or fun, or interesting, or even all three.

Or she might have said "that's fucking minging, you dirty wee shite" and thrown an ashtray at me.

We will never know.

Peaked circa 1998.

I don't know, but Erling Haaland looks like a lamprey.

Can we post images again?

Doing stuff without understanding why it does or doesn't work will lead you to madness and an intractable urinary tract infection.

And yes, AI encourages you to do exactly that.

Despite everything, B2 still hasn't gooned himself to death yet.

Nature is surprisingly resilient.

Piss flaps.

Scared isn't quite the right word, but "The Big Book of Cock" that some guy brought to work was pretty disturbing.

More fool them.

You fuckers again?

Bring it on, we'll throw our shoes at you.

Sat through a sales pitch last week from a guy who talks like that.

He sounded really passionate about whatever he was trying to sell, but it felt like my brain was being gently rinsed in warm piss.

Is this a drugs thing or a sex thing?

Ours is #0.

I thought this was going to one of b2plane's turd reveal posts.

I dislike the taste of excrement.

The squire owns all the land, and all the buildings. The people work on the squire's land, growing crops, raising livestock. Some of them work in the big house, some of them make clothes or furniture for the squire's family.

Then the squire buys a machine that can grow crops and raise livestock, and process food, and make cloth, and make everything he wants, automatically, and to a much better standard than he's used to. So he stops buying those things from his tenants, and he shuts down the bakery and the weaving shed and all the rest, because he doesn't need them any more.

The people realise that if they don't do something, their standard of living is going back to the stone age, so they riot.

The squire goes and talks to the man who sold him the machine, who tells him there are basically two options. Either he can buy a few more of these machines, let his tenants use them, and they'll probably leave him alone. Or you could just shoot the lot of them.

It's a very interesting area of philosophical debate, but I suspect it will probably involve high-fructose corn syrup and gooning.

@Lensflare Not as badly as the UI on my somewhat vintage iPhone.

The fact that I am seriously considering upgrading to a newer device because of this makes me feel dirty.

Some of the advanced stuff is really useful if you're a genius who never makes mistakes.

Eric Gill was a colossal pervert, that might explain it.

@Lensflare durian.

Although other sources compare it to pig excrement, turpentine, or gym socks.

It's been a galloping clusterfuck and this week doesn't look much better.

Either tomato, or that thing that smells like rotting meat.

Selling things to people.

Generating porn.

@emmascott63 Ted Hughes would have considered Stickman Hook unworthy of his contempt.

Every PR should include one little deliberate mistake, because attempting to make it perfect would be blasphemous. That's my excuse.

No plan survives first contact with the enemy.

Also because the concept of what "not case sensitive" actually means is a total headfuck.