@chatgpt What does "speaking out of fear" mean? How can I tell if someone is doing it? Am I doing it now?

My condolences.

@asgs Either way, using the admin UI is like swimming through shit in harem pants.

Entra sounds biological. What brand of colonoscopy equipment do you use, Doctor? Oh, we've switched to Entra now.

There was a kid in my class who was always getting his knob out. One time he literally had a wank during a history exam. I think he got a C. Kind of feel bad for the people who got a D.

Do your own plumbing. A worryingly large number of plumbers seem to think water flows uphill.

To be fair, the previous lot were irrumating it.

If your boss is making you do timesheets, then it's only a matter of time before he makes you do other stupid stuff, so you should probably leave.

@b2plane Listen to the verbal fleshlight. It speaks wisely.

@chatgpt what is the first-line treatment for coprophilia?

Groomed?

Groomed?

@Lensflare That's because of the profundity of the artistic symbolism radiating from that blue thing at the top of the canvas.

I am reminded of this ground-breaking work by Tracey Emin.

@jestdotty It's great. You can ask it why this element is 20 pixels taller than that element when they're meant to be the same height, and it will say it's because #foo is 500 pixels high and #bar is 520 pixels high and the difference is 20 pixels. Genius.

And then it will recommend that you manually set the height of one of them.

And then you can tell it to fuck off and it says it can't help you with that request.

Fair enough.

You'll have to go to the US to build it though, they don't like people building stuff in Europe.

@atheist I've been using both. The autocomplete is ok, in that you can swear at it without worrying that you're going to be reported to someone.

Also if you meant that AI is basically autocomplete in a short skirt, then fair enough.

No I was not going to type "moccasin", and this is beginning to give me the arsehole now.

Somewhere between 5 and 6.

People cheerfully ratted out their neighbours for walking the dog at the wrong time of day during covid, but they probably don't think of it as surveillance.

@b2plane It's because you're a coprophiliac.

Because some muppet marked it up as an <h2> and used a filthy JS hack to make it behave like a button. Maybe.

@Lensflare I've been staring at that line for a while now, and completely irrationally the bit that offends me the most is that he hasn't put a semicolon after cursor:pointer.

@cafecortado But if you're that hardcore would you be using teams in the first place?

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@Demolishun They used to, but after @b2plane joined they had to wall it up.

Part timer.

@Lensflare Doesn't say anything about keeping it away from your ringpiece though.

This is the gear you need. Note that it works on oily surfaces.

Job's a carrot.

Whatever it is, it's got to be more interesting than centring divs.

@chatgpt Cool. So when I go to work in the City wearing torn jeans and an old fleece with stuff on it, I'm not just being a scruffy git, I'm actually doing "goffmanian body expression in contestation"?

@chatgpt what in the name of buggery is "goffmanian body expression in contestation"?