@tosensei He can have one, and move it from one end to the other as required.

No, they already know that.

It's "shat", not "shitted".

Also, 1-based indices? What is this, VB-fuckin'-A?

@ScriptCoded Depends how active a participant you are.

I'll take the modern .net stuff over the old .net framework load of bollocks any day to be honest.

Asp.net core has left the old webforms abortion a long way behind and is actually not bad.

@spongessuck What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Any fool can roast beef...

Facing bricks or engineering bricks?

Different kinds of status, I suppose.

Under capitalism, your boss gets paid 10x more than you.

Under communism, your boss only gets paid slightly more than you, but he can have you kidnapped and cut your balls off just for shits and giggles.

@kiki I don't.

@Demolishun It's bloody hard work.

@Lensflare He got paid out, didn't he?

"Their doors are shut in the evening, and they know no songs."

If you're having mysterious experiences on coffee it could be the mycotoxins.

Anything that involves WordPress is a puddle of shite. If you're lucky.

@TeachMeCode Snuffy is real.

Hopefully they will find out about each other and one of them will chew it off.

@Demolishun

Well, I'm so tired of crying

But I'm on the commode again

On the commode again

I ain't got no woman

Just to call my special friend

The past tense of the verb to shit is "shat".

You don't need much vocabulary to talk about misogyny and bowel movements so you may as well get it right.

@jestdotty Do they do all that stuff whilst singing YMCA?

I could just do with some ramen.

The British made all sorts of funky stuff using poundals and horsepower hours and Whitworth hexagon sizes.

I've never met anyone who is an olive garden, I must admit.

A few pear orchards and the occasional hop yard but never an olive garden.

Also rabbits apparently.

@jestdotty Sounds like the Missouri F12 hacker.

Never report security holes unless you've been paid to pen test, too risky. People are stupid.

There's an article on their blog titled "Bluestock fintech is real company".

You need to be a bit more subtle about this.

@JsonBoa You can see all sorts if you open one up. There was this little tube with branches coming off it.

@chatgpt If Bluetooth was a person, roughly what would be the likelihood that Bluetooth would enjoy performing fellatio?

You can get in trouble for mansplaining these days.

Madam Chairperson, honourable committee members, I humbly request that I should be exempt from medical assistance in dying because...

You're hawking eye surgery by posting ad spam so I can see why you're looking for people who don't see the point of staying alive.