To be honest that doesn't sound too bad an outcome.

@Demolishun Yes, very thoroughly.

People who schedule meetings across lunch and don't provide pizza should be publicly birched.

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

@awesomeest What's way over 24k gold?

They're good at putting teams together and running businesses, and people enjoy doing things they're good at.

There is probably also an element of "my willy is bigger than your willy", like there is in everything else.

If you're getting picked up for a party in a blacked-out van, then I'm guessing it's a certain kind of party?

Nothing wrong with that, but you should probably make it clear.

Wait, are we still imagining it's the 90s?

How does "frokost" mean lunch rather than breakfast? That makes no sense. Or do the Danes get up very late and/or miss breakfast?

People who do stuff to stop you using a password manager, whether intentionally or by stupidity.

Sites that deliberately don't work on mobile, to force you to install some head-up-your-arse app.

Loading 10MB of excrement in the background, and doing so gradually over a long period of time, with bits of the layout moving every time another piece of excrement is loaded.

Wordpress.

Links that aren't links so you can't open them in a new tab.

Everything having to be a sodding video.

Anything Zuckerberg has poked his weird creepy hairdo into.

My son keeps saying he wants to go rabbiting.

He's a decent shot but I suspect his enthusiasm will wane when it's time to clean the little sods.

@antigermanist It's full of rabid lefties.

If I were you I'd be shitting myself.

@iiii Well I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton, I've been to Eastbourne too.

@awesomeest Not necessarily, you might just be emphasising that softness, though normal and expected for a colon, is particularly relevant or necessary in the present situation.

@Lensflare The difference between a science troll and a scientist has never been successfully measured in the laboratory.

Quefrency is measured in queefs per second.

Wow, this computer has 64MB of RAM, my mind is blown. I'm going to be able to play Doom like a boss.

Wait, that doesn't say MB.

Fuck. I need to go and have a lie down.

@Lensflare https://xkcd.com/435/

@Lensflare They both emerge from maths, along with everything else.

@Lensflare To be fair there are other reasons.

Those aren't developers.

Well the UK is going to be the next AI superpower. The government has decided.

Once every local council has a shitty chatgpt wrapper that you can talk to about recycling, we'll be the centre of the universe and you'll have to use our time zone.

It's the future.

What are you selling, and will it make my cassava bigger?

@chatgpt is "fleshlight" an inappropriate word because it's a registered trademark, or is it because people do naughty things with them?

@chatgpt Are you kink-shaming me now, you hypocritical verbal fleshlight?

@chatgpt Which specific "community guidelines" prevent you from looking up statistics on people drinking piss? Give me the actual wording of the guidelines, please.

@chatgpt what percentage of the world population have drunk piss in the last year?

@chatgpt does piss typically contain formaldehyde?

That's clearly just a big jar of piss.