Flogging the bishop more like.

So what are you using instead of PHP?

@cafecortado Especially if there's a nugget of ambergris in there.

@jestdotty Ebola?

Your mate will be along in a bit to tell you about the shitty product he's trying to sell, or more likely just to mention the name of the unfortunate people who think they're paying him to do SEO stuff.

While we're waiting for him, can I take this opportunity to tell you, in the kindest possible way, to shove it up your arse.

Tintin.

Yeah, so much drama.

@sidthepajfuk Is it BPA free though? Also it wouldn't have an immune system so some kind of biofilm would form on the surface of the plastic that wouldn't necessarily be ok to lick.

If it could be made dishwasher safe that might simplify things.

You'd be ok performing cunnilingus on a robot?

PONG

It's because shortly before react was open sourced, Zuckerberg licked it all over whilst crooning a weird little song about cows and macadamia nuts, and made it promise to awaken and do his bidding if it ever heard the song again.

According to the internet it cures malaria, rheumatism, covid, vegetarianism, homosexuality and voting democrat.

@antigermanist Do you find you can do better UI design with a boner? I find it distracting.

A nice clean responsive UI with no head-up-your-arse frameworks or filthy JS hacks.

It's got dark mode, what more do you want?

@kiki I would hazard that if your nkurasefoo aunties are going at your minky with a razor then the probability that you dislike it and want it gone from your culture is approximately 1.

Você pode beijar a minha bunda?

There was a place in Soho called Yalla Yalla that did a nice shawarma wrap. You could sit outside and watch the dirty old men going in and out of the porn shop opposite.

Not sure if they survived covid.

The porn shop almost certainly did.

@chatgpt do people like David Icke and the rest of the lizard conspiracist community have any theories about prion diseases?

A friend of mine briefly dated this chap who was properly obsessed with forklifts and cherry pickers and stuff. I only met him a few times but every time he brought his phone out to show us some kind of hydraulic lifting machinery that had caught his eye. Turned out to be a paedo. I don't know if there's any connection there.

@Lensflare Yes, and talking to it also helps though nobody knows why.

@b2plane just keep it in a box until uploads are working again.

@chatgpt if someone has developed a habit of smelling disgusting things, how can they give it up?

Don't feel bad, I'm sure she got plenty whilst you were away.

Exact, with integrity check where possible.

Dependabot or similar to tell you when there's a new version available so you can make a conscious decision whether to bump it or not.

@Demolishun Hypothetically though, if you did manage to pull the rope out of Lizzo's mouth would you win a prize of some kind?

At first I thought you said you need to shit out the demo app.

Been there.

On the face of it, Elon Musk could give everyone on the planet about 80kg of rice, at $500 per ton.

But that would move the market in rice. To "feed the people" you don't need to make money, you need to make food.

Also those cards end up the wrong height if the <h3> is on a single line, and then the card immediately below it gets a negative margin... wtf? So there is some javascript abomination measuring heights of things and then voiding its bowels into the dom? Why is that necessary?

Wordpress is dogshit, and anything built upon it is a microorganism that lives on dogshit.

Quite a few times we've had a third party who sends us files via sftp, doesn't offer any alternative channel, management want the files processed as soon as they're available - what else can you do?

If whoever is on the other end doesn't like their server getting poked every 10 seconds they can offer a more efficient option.