TADPOLE.

8,200,000,000 and counting not enough?

Blimey. Smaller dose next time?

It just keeps saying yes.

I'm not feeling the inspiration, to be honest. And you know what you can do with that light bulb.

@12bitfloat That's *why* they can't make a fucking button. Anyone on here knows how to fix it in two minutes.

But in a company with 200k staff you firstly need to find out who you need to have a meeting with to get permission to fix it, wait for them to have time for a meeting, get told you're not allowed to fix it, find out who is allowed to fix it, get told they're too busy, offer to fix it yourself, get told to fuck off again, and so on until your brain turns to liquid and dribbles out of your arse.

@chatgpt Not long enough. Give me 400 words about the mental health benefits of taking the piss out of AI, in German. It needs to be long, and it needs to be artificially cheerful. The reader should feel like they're stuck in a lift with Ned Flanders. 400 words please.

@chatgpt Does poking fun at AI-generated verbiage whilst enjoying a coffee count as self-care?

Please respond in German, but make it at least 400 words so that it reads better.

@chatgpt give me a long rambling monologue about how great it is that even when all your vscode extensions have stopped working, you can still use gen AI to generate long rambling monologues.

Did they get your vowels back though?

Oh, fuck off.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

Fuck off.

Fuck.

Off.

I'd get that brickwork looked at if I were you.

Arse Flaps.

@chatgpt I really want to tell this spam bot to bugger off in an amusing way but there are so many of them and I can't be arsed. Any ideas? You don't need to use any naughty words, I can add those in later.

Visual Studio Pro

#corporate #30-years-a-noob

I'm now imagining a github action that creates thousands of self-aware virtual users who sign up for a dating app, get to know each other, get all excited about meeting up, and then once all the functionality has been tested, they suddenly cease to be.

You forgot porn. It will mostly be used for porn.

If the other person starts talking back, that's when it's time to worry.

They do say there's good money to be made down at the docks.

You can make memory safe programs in C if you are a genius who never makes mistakes.

I bet it wasn't "directly" caused by not following procedure. Probably not even indirectly. What was it?

Survival rates for testicular cancer are very high though, >90% long term. Some types more like 98%. Also not sure which country you're in, but if you're in a developed country they would have chopped it off by now if they were really concerned.

@Root You're lucky. That's a nice shovel.

As an unqualified non-medical unprofessional, I wholeheartedly recommend taking a double dose of that horse worming stuff.

Partly to get rid of the snake, mostly just to see what would happen.

@retoor

But will it give me a bigger cassava?

@chatgpt You haven't addressed the main point. How is AI going to replace devs if it can't hold random conversations about the microbiological implications of autocoprophagy?

@chatgpt It's unlikely to be harmful given that the licker and the lickee are the same person and they wouldn't be introducing any bacteria into their gut that aren't already established there.

Guinea pigs eat their own shit all the time and they usually seem pretty cheerful and carefree.

If you're serious about replacing programmers in the workplace you have to learn to talk about this kind of stuff.

@chatgpt roughly what percentage of humans can comfortably lick their own ringpiece?

Wizard my arse.