Outsourcing company offered me a 6 month contract....

The freelancing is pretty slow right now so I basically have to take it. Only thing is the interview was so long ago I can't remember where or who the client is

Batman will never work in real life.

Like there is only one batmanand only one gordon. (Yeah robins and batgirls and batwoman, max 5? but they always go together)

What happens if crimes happen simultaneously? Like 10 crimes at the same time? It's a big city.

Then one manning doesn't work.

you need at least 50 batmans and entire corporation of gordons.

But entire Batman's story is stupid. It's an economic problem. Fix the economy and you will get less crimes.

I'm in Germany.

While being the same race, they're obviously from a different world. I wonder if @Lensflare has more style than his fellow citizens.

Most Germans are Dutch without support for CSS. The country of times new Roman I guess.

They buy apple products to compensate for theur own style. That's how much money is needed to make a German hip.

"Any language is memory safe if you don't give a shit anymore"
- Tsoding

I have been told to create smaller PRs, so now every big PR has a few other smaller ones associated. Hope my manager will be happy.

We hAvE THaT beHinD a FiuRRWall sO it CAn be InSEcUre!

Motherfucker, I would bitchslap you to the moon for such a retarded opinion! Why would you ever want a single point of failure!

Listening to podcasts on AI often makes me want to drag my hair out. So. Much. Bullshit. 🙄

Using RDP to remote into an edge server just to press the restart button feels like just one step over actually walking there and pressing the physical button.
Yes I currently have to do that alot because so many fucking systems are flaky as shit!

He's gone too far!!

When you quit your job but have to work your notice period. Fuck this shit.

Creating functions inside loops should be a felony

I'm a sick to fucking death of reading 'documentation' by developers who assume you know everything they did at the time of writing and so leave out 90% of the context that would make the documentation make any sense.

Listen to me. If you are writing instructions on how to do something you have 2 options.

1. Write steps that are so detailed a person who has never touched the system could do them
2. Give enough information for a person who has never touched the system to work it out for themselves.

NOT. LET ME REPEAT MYSELF. NOT: 3. Give some half assed info that assumes you had already been working on the system and practically knew everything anyway.

If I had already been working in this area I WOULDNT NEED THE FUCKING DOCUMENTATION TO BEGIN WITH.

Coding "podcasts" are really the worst thing on the internet right now.

It’s the end I uninstall VSCode. Visually messing up with my indentation was its last mistake.

The biggest issue with Orms is that they lie

LinkedIn is mostly cringe but not always...

Here in Germany we have early elections, because the current government failed due to internal disagreement. And as usual, each of them promises everything you can think of, just to get some more votes.

Lucky me, we have "die Partei" (yes, that's there literal name), who are basically just trolling everyone. Just checkout out their party platform for this election: https://www.die-partei.de/btw25/ (can be easily translated).

And yes, they can be elected. :)))

You know shits fucked when the sysadmin whips out the serial adapter!

Java ist auch eine Insel - best doorstopper ever

Nothing's gonna make you hate life more than low level graphics programming

What?

At my new job I'm allowed to goof around more while at the same time less. Im no longer limited to tech and can just choose the best tool for the job and fuck around trying out new interesting stuff that might work. But at the same time IF I FUCK UP, you will definetly read about it in the news!

I work with idiots.

That is all.

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

Fucking hell! Why is it so hard to just create a simple websocket!
C#: Yeah, you should use ASP.Net with SignalR! But heres a totally undocumented mess of a lib to get it to work. J.k. Deadlock!
Rust: async while let OK((some)) = ws.create.unwrap_or_else().suckadick()
Why the fuck is Rust so fucking dense! I want one line that means one thing! If I would compress my code with gzip it would be less information dense than this!
Zig: Yeah, Its in Beta and shits semi stable. Atleast i got it to work? Nope!

I've ben fussing aound with these three Languages for more than a week now and can say: Just use an established way to webdev. Its not worth it to try and make it as simple as possible!

Sleeping well cleans our mind and let us approach a problem in a different way and help us find the solution. For some days I was worried about how to solve a couple of bugs, but this morning after a good sleep I magically realized how easy the solution was:
WON'T FIX

Found a meme about @retoor

Applied for the job. 😱😱😱😵🤢👽🥶🫨😵‍💫

Let's hope I don't have typos or fucked up in any shape or form.

A fancy position opened up in a good spot, which I should be applying for. I want to. But this soul sucking place I currently work for has crushed me and I really don't see it in me anymore. The robots have more soul in this corridor than people.

My proudness accomplishment?

My relationship with my sibling