Never name variables with single letters. Make them at least two characters, so they're searchable

/* !rant
What do you appreciate the most when you code? A vertical ultra wide monitor makes me soooo happy. :) */

I can imagine ......4years back

your life saviour. only developers will understand

Picture of the Day :D

My non dev friends don't understand how I need a daily calendar reminder to each lunch with or I will forget to eat until about 3 or 4pm. At which point the hunger pains have gradually become painful enough to break me out of my coding stupor.

Sometimes I don't give a dam naming my classes since I know not a lot of people will see this. At least I'll make a dev laugh!

Being the only dev on a project

l can't imagine how porn site develepers do they work. :P

That feeling when your soul dies a little because you implemented it as you were told and not as it should have been.

Want to learn programming in a single night :|

Seriously ???

:||

A project manager 😂

100% network engineer

Who all want "++" instead of "+1" 🤔

Borrowed from another place because it burns right in the feels

˙ɟɟnʇs ʞɐǝɹq oʇ ʎɐʍ ɐ puᴉɟ llᴉʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝldoǝd ǝq llᴉʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʍoɥǝɯos 'ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos puɐ 'ɹǝdolǝʌǝp ǝɥʇ ʎq ɟo ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ǝq sʎɐʍlɐ ʇ,uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɯos ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ǝɔᴉu sᴉ ʇI

Normal User Vs Linux User

any key? why any?

"Installing... We'll be done in just a moment."

Well, Microsoft, it seems that you and I have a very different understanding of the word "moment".

"Do not disturb"

This is my setup, just missing my devRant stickers!

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I have a joke about UDP but you might not get it...

This cracks me up every time 😂😂

always happens.

It runs fine on my computer!

Who all got 3+ screens at work? 🙌🏼

<rant>
*Rules For Work*

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I am psychic.

6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.

10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to manager's hell.

12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so many taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.

13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.

</rant>

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