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Devastated programmer by biology
Skills

Everything bruh
Location

World.place(getRandomPlace());
Github

Dont have this shit #noMoney

Joined devRant on 5/21/2016

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That doesn't make you a serious programmer.

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Being weird is normal,
Being normal is weird. 😎

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things starting with "_" scare me.

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When you're stuck on a bug for days and junior dev fix it in minutes behind your back.

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Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

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Am I the only one who figures out solutions to complex issues only when peeing, bathing or taking a dump? 😂

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The best captcha

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The craziest deadline I have had was to build an e-commerce site with php in 3 days after learning php for just a week.
<rant> am I oz or Harry Potter?</rant>

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My professor gave us an individual and group project at the same time. And each sub part of each project was due with 3 days in between

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keep calm and...

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Nothing makes me happy as finding a bug i spend last three nights looking for.

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Something... Something... 39000 feet.. Something... Why won't my code work.

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DevRant, stop it u!!!

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;)

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😂😂😂

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Be chatting up with a Dev girl... "Have you seen my Python? You totally need to..."

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saying "num py" as "num pee" because it makes people upset

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that feeling every time you have to override a parent function and call super in python

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We all know how powerful it is

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You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

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When your code works one day but not the next.

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Authors of articles that say PHP is past because "it doesn't separate concerns" and "it just spits out HTML within logic"… please don't write about something you don't know

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When you don't know what is the wrong with your code :'(

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Coders cry...

... when they inherit a project that's parsing HTML using regular expressions.

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Ad for programmer in 70s.

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I never knew how much I needed something like devRant until I got it. This has filled a massive void in my life.

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Interviewer: "Give me an example of a time you made a significant contribution to a particular community."

Me: "This one time I got a +6 on my devRant"

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*Developing new program for flight crew on a plane.
*Using 5 days to prepare a "test flight" to see if the program is working in real life conditions.
*Flight takes of on a 5 hour trip.
*Tablet does not work.

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=D

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