Ask back: "when will you provide perfect requirements, 100% defined without undefined edge cases".

Less code, less bugs.

For me deleting code always requires some courage (maybe I need that someday again), but finally is liberating. More and more I am getting used to it.

Send the wife to work and stay with them at home.

My wife reduced nagging when I told here, that I would love to stay at home with the kids and she should find a job instead.

Oh, great kids are nice. Mine are sometimes driving me nuts :).

@Ranchonyx yeah, it's really worrying. :(

Rolls-Royce presented a concept car without a driving seat at all - fully autonomous.

Because Rolls-Royce always came with a driver.^^

What does "wheel less" mean? Are they floating? Or rather cant be moved anymore? I guess we call this a container. :D

Maybe they don't see a future in cars and rather build comfy containers now for all those NY citizens living on the streets. :)

Jesus loves you. Also @jestdotty. Even Trump and every single idiot out there.

Hard to believe but true. :)

@Hazarth I somehow like the different coding styles in our codebase. Sometimes I can even see from the style, who wrote it. And I think that's fine.

So I avoid discussions about those tiny style differences, because they are just a waste of time. That's why I also just change such tiny changes if the reviewer complains about it, even if I am annoyed by them.

Of course there are bigger bloppers, like +200 line methods with +4 nested loops I start to complain about in PRs. So there are limits in my tolerance. :)

@jestdotty

> but what it means is you can trust her, and it would be very easy to know where she's at if arguments transpire

Oh, thats a good one. Haven't seen it like that. :)

Just splitting an application into mservices does not do anything. You need proper APIs and architecture around it.

Chopin wood and working in the garden is the best for me to get my head relaxed.

Unfortunately I have too much to do in the evening and are completely tired, so I go for a quick drink. Not the best idea, but I have no better.

I guess this is an observation bias: there are all kind of annoying people.

Vegans, Carnivores, Christians, Atheists, etc.. The more you have of them around you the more likely one of them is going to annoy you.

Go to one of the hardcore Arab countries - no Christian will annoy you.;-P

The "del" command means "delete" not "delegate". ;-P

A former friend of mine once tried to save the game right before he took the drive-up to highway. In his real car. :)

@TheSilent Indeed :D @bosslogic

I made this experience *several times* also with customers. They had such a pressure about a certain feature or similar. I ripped my ass off to make it work before my vacation and when returning, it was not touched or sometimes even not needed anymore. ^^

Integer Overflow because of your awesomeness? :)

Nah, I have a dev colleague that often starts sentences with "we simply can ..."

I am laughing my ass off every time. :'-D

Why the fuck would someone use shitty application? There are alternatives...

ah, yes, "it compiles" - this was always the measurement for acceptable code. I guess that's the only measurement cGPT needs to fulfill :D

Would be interesting to know, if copy-pasting from Stackoverflow has the same effect.

@AlgoRythm I totally agree. But I don't have control over that. Even pure JSONL-arrays would be better than CSV (something like `[123,"foo", 12.3]` ) because it would be typed and the format is completely clear and you could even nest objects into it...

Multiply your gut feeling with Pi to get a "round" estimation. ;) In case you're done earlier, use the rest of the time to improve tests (or write tests at all ;))

I am pretty sure, that when it all crashes one day, only the non-digitals will survive.

@aviophille famous last words.. :D

Such days always have to start with a walk. A long walk. Minimum 2h.. best case: 4h!

You can also name it hiking, but actually you don't need much things with you. Just get out. We are sitting in our caves way too much.

After such a walk, everything else is different. Even masturbating, beer and TV Shows. :)

char is basically the same as int.

But you forgot byte:

Haha, 15 years ago we had this too in my previous company. I think it was called check.sh and did exactly that. :'-D

WTF, why would someone do that? Is there any benefit of that language?