Go home computer you're drunk

Found this book in my coworker's desk. Amateurs, still at the learning phase :P

Most useless things are mysql error messages lol

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sql - Syntax error near '*entire sql command*'
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I promise (for myself) I'll comment my code from now on...

When you Start Up Android Studio to do some development but spend 1h fixing random gradle errors.

This is soo me reading previous dev code without documentation

Blue pill: master LITERALLY every computer language on earth and be able to use them to their full potential to create LITERALLY any idea that comes to you.
Red pill: master LITERALLY every linguistic language that exists and be able to speak fluently with every human on earth
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I picked the blue pill and people thought I'm weird.

Whatever the fuck is 'absolutely accurate estimates'.