@homomorphicanus You guys have unit tests?

I got a mail from a recruiter from the company I had just quit, for the role I had just quit.

@adhdeveloper justifiable genocide. All managers must be purged.

The fuckety fuck?

@hjk101 riding jeans with knee armour and butt padding.

@ScriptCoded I’m safety geared up as fuck. Wearing a half inch leather jacket at 38 Celsius.

..but I don't think we have the time to work with..

Top 10 pictures taken before disaster.

If Udemy adds the downvote button, they'll rake in some cash for at least a few weeks.

I wouldn't buy a T shirt with this on it if that's what you're asking.

@BobbyTables I'm working on one as actually.

@Angry-dev because fuck you that's why™

The answer is fuck you. All other answers are invalid.

I have a very simple trick. If I'm called to the office, shit doesn't get done. When I'm at home, shit gets done. Eventually loonbag managers gets Pavlov trained into letting me be.

There's probably an Emacs plugin for that.

@Root That physically hurt to read.

I bet he told you off and went to senior management saying it was his idea to save $10k the next day.

“Posts about life and tags as joke/meme”

Nice.

Personally attacked.

Because HR are screwed out of bonuses too. So only the immature retards work for the company while the good ones leave. It's a self perpetuating cycle of dumbfuckery.

Oh no. They injected Floyd with mind control vaccine nanobots.

That's not linux's fault. It's game Dev companiea that refuse to invest in Linux compatibility with at least low budget games.

@electrineer I have ONE cool programming moment in life and of course the internet has to attempt to shatter it with "tHerE wAs nO BuG". Did you also kick a kitten on the way to typing that?

A site where people come to rant about the horrible things their company does isn't really an amazing place to ask if you can work in said company.

I use Notion, which is based on markdown. Most science people and students I know love it. I think both Microsoft and Google docs ought to die a slow death and make room for modern shit.

@Root all management is middle management. Senior management is just a bunch of middle managers managing other managers pretending they aren’t middle.

When I see a joke on DevRant I check Reddit first to avoid conflicts.

@AleCx04 whatre you on about? Why would you ask someone to calm down in a rant. That’s the point of ranting.

I would have it the way LinkedIn used to be before, without the tiktok shorts and memes. This obviously has nothing to do with charisma.

@AleCx04 eVeRyThiNG MemIfIes
No it doesn’t. Does stackoverflow have memes? They’re a job site too.

It’s about how well you mod it. LinkedIn made a business decision to support memes. That deserves criticism. You can’t write it off because you can ignore it and use it to your benefit. I’ve used Instagram to get logo design work before, doesn’t mean the site is well modded.

Because fuck you that’s why

If you have to ask on a forum which OS to use, just get Windows.