Finally got my first dose of vaccine today ^_^

And in another news, I am applying for a job at Microsoft.

I feel Bill Gates is our lord and saviour.

I don't understand why you all dumb people hate such a wonderful company so much.

So in other words, you still don't have 5G?

I got fake vaccinations - no 5G and still hating Windows.

Hey, proper trolling is more than just dumping a cubic ton of bait into the sea and hoping that they bite...

@Fast-Nop Usually it tsakes me 184 seconds to publish a post on devRant after hitting 'Post' button.

But now it takes 0.26 seconds and swooooshh...

Sucks for you old man, you living in cavemen times with no 5G. Get the MS authorised Vaccine license and join the gang.

@Oktokolo Did I post this under joke/meme, heh? 😏

@Floydimus Ha, that's fake! The 5G-chips are not by Bill Gates, so you can't have both features at once.

@Fast-Nop What? WHATTTTTTT?

You mean to say I got scammed?

Bill is not in charge at MS anymore

You trolling fucker... ;-}

@NickyBones I don't understand what you say. Let troubleshoot and figure out what's wrong...

@Demolishun troll? You all silly people gonna go waste if you don't support our lord, Darth Gates.

@inawhile does that mean mine is open source?

all hail the fuckable corpse that shall rise again ! his rot is looking so sexy today at age 110.

@AvatarOfKaine hail the rise of the dead..

@Oktokolo it is low quality bait anyways, reddit/9gag meme page level quality.

the penis is evil for it shoots seeds that poison the earth :P

Oh no the effects are too fast

@Oktokolo @aviophile I admit that this is a super low effort post. However, the information of me getting a shot is true.

If you guys want, I'll nuke the post.

@AvatarOfKaine fire in the hole

@hubiruchi advancement of technology. SMH!

@Floydimus
Nah, don't censor it. But you should really tag it right the next time...

@Oktokolo aye captain. Noted.

@theKarlisK how are you feeling bro?

I got terrible fever and body ache.

MerRr peeypuhl DIE with the vaxine then wiffoudit. I will prey 2 the jeesus 4u

sucker, I had the sputnik vaccine and I Был feeling absolutely чувствую себя прекрасно по этому поводу. Yep - Здесь нет проблем. Я чувствую себя в большей безопасности.

@ojt-rant I understand shit from your comment.

I'll rag my good friends here to help me with

@vintprox @kiki

Also, as most know that I waited too long for Sputnink V and ended up taking other variant primarily because the former is not approved by WHO and hence not recognised by EU/UK/US and that'll limit my travel, I wanted to avoid such restrictions on my freedom.

@Floydimus Don't update your windows for 3 months and then one fine Sunday, try updating. You will start hating Windows by the end of the day because it wouldn't have completed by then still. I am just wondering how much would it take for people to update to Windows 11.

@divinedragon what makes you think I don't already hate Windows?

@Floydimus I didn't get the sarcasm 🤦‍♂️

@divinedragon I mean that I already hate Windows. I don't need another reason to do so. Lol

Can we just stop and acknowledge that the whole vaccine debate was singularly the most effective method of dividing people except for abortion?

This post approved by microsoft 5g minitrue trusted computing platform.

Oh no. They injected Floyd with mind control vaccine nanobots.

@Floydimus they say they had Sputnik and feel nice and safe about it

so. followup. have you found that any part of your glows in the dark now ?

@AvatarOfKaine lol thanks for the follow up.

I now have Office 365 and Windows 11 free license.

@Floydimus does it expire in 30 days or an additional purchase required during your booster shot ?

@AvatarOfKaine booster shot will upgrade to preview builds.

@Floydimus Did you see the vids of people connecting to bluetooth where they got the injection? Is this just fake fuckery?

@Demolishun what? No, I didn't get the bluetooth version.

I am on 5G.

@Floydimus LOL

@Demolishun speaking for the underrepresented biden cyborgs out there, I resent that remark :P

@Demolishun everyone thinks just because they don;t personally grow a robot claw out of their ass that its doesn't happen to anyone !

@AvatarOfKaine Come on, man!

@Demolishun what not funny ? :( could I be losing my grasp of humor ? lol

@AvatarOfKaine I responded with a Bidenism.

@Demolishun haha i have never paid much attention to him in all the times they pretended he was elected. i figured he'd die of old age before his second term lol i was probably right

You better be prepared for BSOD.