So I found myself explaining to my rubber duck all the things I've done wrong in my past relationships...

What? It's a great guy, I shouldn't limit it just to code issues, I have a life it could fix too

Shakira as a programmer : Heaps don't lie

I want to impress my boyfriend with a good "dev joke". Do you have anything for me? :)

"Other" seems to be some kind of antimatter

You are in a typo dilemma, man 😂

Interviewer : Explain us deadlock and we'll hire you.
Dev : Hire me and i'll explain it to you

Think twice
Code once.

Javascript in a nutshell

My partner has zero interest in coding and wants to have a baby, a week ago she started to yell install baby at me. Told her its not the right command. A few days ago she yelled apt-get install baby. Told her there was a user privilege problem. Today she came back with sudo apt-get install baby.

looks like we are going to have to have a baby!

Another error, another long conversation. Hello again, ol' friend 😎

"Please read attached email trail"

Fuck you.

The life of a dyslexic developer is hard sometimes. Today really got me though when I was reading some developer docs and an example said:

.title = "testtitle"

For the next two minutes I was very puzzled and confused because I read it as "testicle"

Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.

Who's there?

Fibonacci.

Client : hey there is a minor change in the iOS app.
Me : got it. Done. Sending the build now.

After 5 mins.

Client: heh, few more UDIDs. Can you add them ?
Me : yep. Sure.

After 10 mins.

Client : Hey, need a small change. The text field need to be little bit left.
Me : ugh. Okay. Will do it. Sending another build.

After 1 hr.

Client : hey, need a small help.

Me : Offline.

!Rant
When you realize you can double tap a post to ++ it

Just told my girl about GitHub.
Told her that it was something like PornHub. She's mad now.😂

# I'll show myself out

Damn Dijkstra!

schrodinger's backup

Why does Python live on land?
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Because it is above C level.

Got caught up fixing some styling today...

A DBA walks into a bar and sees two tables. Says, "Can I join you?"

Thought I would share a picture of my boss's wiring job...

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Oh thats how it works.