*attempting to flirt at the bar*
Hey! I'm a full stack developer, so I can do your frontend and your backend

???: Salesforce is simply the best. You can do anything you can dream of with it. It can solve all of your pro—

Dev: Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

What you see:
"we gonna build a new application to replace our legacy one"

How to read:
"we gonna make you put more shit in the legacy app whenever we want and still keep asking about the new app you don't have the time to make"

Just joined today and am pretty proud of myself…

Dear modern browsers: The site I'm working on is NOT Portuguese. Don't offer to translate it when there are literally zero non-English words in it.

Fuck off.

Finished up my first Advent of code today with python 👌

specially full stack developers

Lifting

Make sleep far easier so I feel rested and I can code better