Program memory was too low... How even...

Make good connections with the engineers in the company. Persuade them to refer you for the job, if you're lucky you get to skip the interview.

Are you...?

Web Developments philosophy - always recreate the wheel. Never hesitate to make it again and again.

Linux > MacOS > Windows

Linux is greater than MacOS which is greater than Windows

Monday FUCKING morning.

Here we go again.

Two phrases devs say to save their ass:
1. That's how this algorithm works.
2. That's the framework's / platform's / integration's / API's limitation.

Just realized Windows 10 update "Restart Now" button doesn't have a confirmation/cancel screen unlike the normal power options.
Learned it the hard way when I just wanted to change the time it restarts and clicked restart now by accident.
Goes to show how forced these updates are .-.

Hahaha..

Avoid recruiters at all costs.

When you need to work with the register of your microcontroller but you fuck up the addresses. I wasted so much time looking at my code to figure out what I'm doing wrong. I tried everything, looked up the datasheet again on how to initialize everything and in the end I fucked up the fucking register addresses. Three addresses had, at the offset, one 0 instead of two.

I never felt so dumb in my life

Thank you, Google.

Stolen from a whatsapp status.

*Before Demo*

Ctrl+Shift+R

Replace 'Fuck' - - > ''

Save

*Innocent face begin*

Steeling crime in our office
My mug is stolen and being used by a colleague
I am suspecting the newbies that started 2 weeks ago

Be proactive and improve your own projects. Publish them on GitHub, and make sure your LinkedIn profile is set up. You'll be contacted soon by companies for sure!

Work hard. Seriously. If its your first job, prepare yourself for 1 year in front. Learn programming, repeat, repeat more, fail, gain expertise. Surprise them with everything you do, blow the others out of the water with your knowledge.

This one is from experience:
>always update your CV,
>don't lose hope,
>learn what you stumbled against and
>most importantly- "ABH (Always Be Hunting)"

Don't mention devRant

Don’t know that I’ve seen this posted here yet. Either way, the Google devs definitely have a sense of humor

Bug: if I open a profile, change apps, then come back to devRant, the profile picture disappears.

Finally got my stickers! 😄
Too bad I'm in Vienna 2000km from home 😔

I asked a junior dev to convert y axis value to dollars and render the same on a chart. This is what he does.

I know some people doing this!

!rant

SURVEY:
Are there any musicians in here?
What instruments do you play?

Don't lie on your CV.

A friend of mine asked me if I could review his code. I said ok and immediately regretted it when he sent me 250 lines of .docx text. In PDF. So I couldn't even copy-paste it.

Never ever lose hope , even if you get rejected multiple times. YOU WILL GET A JOB!!

Put some references like own projects in the letter or mention them in the interview.

Arrays start at what?!