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I'm so sorry if this has been posted before! I thought it was kinda funny, and ought to share it with you guys.
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A friend of mine asked me if I could review his code. I said ok and immediately regretted it when he sent me 250 lines of .docx text. In PDF. So I couldn't even copy-paste it.4
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Ay, I'm kinda new here but i have to say everyone is very friendly here. ☺
For the riot: i love PHP13 -
Either I bumped my head really hard, I’ve died and I’m in hell, or something crazy because I’m actually kinda enjoying Java.19
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if you ever feel bad or useless about your ability as a programmer, just remember that this is the kinda code i write when im tired
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Holy fucking shit!
Look, I know I'm kinda average, I actually think I'm kinda stupid... But holy fuck this new mother fucker at work is in a fucking new level of dumb ... OMG!
I'm actually thinking about asking my boss to let him go and this guy isn't even there for 2 weeks yet.
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!rant
Today a friend of mine kinda broke windows
Description:
There are 4 desktop instances, all of them "work" perfectly fine. Partly overlapping eachother
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Using vim inside the terminal to take text based notes for school is kinda like having a Ferrari just so you can use the radio.5
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it's kinda cool when u recognize devRant users by their avatar after using devRant a while.. it's like "Oh, him/her again..." 🙃12
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While watching Computerphile's video on the new atom bombing exploit.
Actually, He is kinda right 😂
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2nd round of the interview, we talked kinda a lot, but I don’t know if I answer well to the question8
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Exams are kinda good. They make me realise that i can sit idle for 3 hours without my phone and my computer. 😁😁1
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I installed ArchLinux on my smartphone thanks to termux, and now i kinda feel like a god, but don't know what to do.
I'm bored.
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Opening devRant is kinda becoming a reflex action for my thumb whenever I'm swiping through my homescreen
I'm loving it!1 -
It's kinda awesome how we all code in different languages but the sound for a keystroke is universal.5
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When you're tuning the Frame-Color for the devranton application, accidentally apply it globally and it kinda looks nice:
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That moment when you are a fresh college graduate and you land a job after 3 months. Oh the feels.9
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I'm starting a job tomorrow, and I've just received the 3rd call today to make sure I'm ready... Nice of them but also kinda weird.5
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A german blogger i occasionally read wrote something about finding the correct programming font for the personal liking and linked this:
http://app.programmingfonts.org/
Seems kinda fun. I am currently using Fira Code but "Cousin" looks kinda interesting.
Wanted to share2 -
Am I the only one happy that no-one can post images anymore? Kinda refreshing that all the crappy memes are gone 😂6
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!Dev
A bit random but I'm just really anrgy
Why the fuck. Why do mosquitoes have to exist. Fucking go outside in certain places for 5 minutes and these spawns of Satan suck me dry.
I swear these things have all come through a portal straight from hell.
And then its gotta itch like fucking mad for the next days, driving me straight up insane.
I'll be glad when I get back to my place. Climate might be cold and raining a large part of the year but fuck that's so much better than fucking getting poked by these fuckers this much again.14 -
Published my first article on medium the other day, and today I got a private message from an editor, asking if I would be interested in posting to their publication 😁1
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Programmers nowadays have to...
… write 100%-covering unit tests;
… set up continuous integration, linters, hinters, style checkers, …;
… follow style guides for every language;
… meet impossible deadlines;
… meet impossible management/customer/end user expectations;
… read through terrible code others made;
… read through terrible documentation others made;
… make terrible documentation themselves;
… fight with the IDE;
… fight with the build tools;
… deal with unreproducible crash reports coming in from everywhere;
… debug code written at 2am (by themselves AND others);
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… KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM.6 -
I just discovered this editor. It's kinda cool :)
Have you ranters used it? What do you have to say about it?
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So my church has ask me to do their website (: kinda excited haven't done a project like this in a while8
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Best selling AirPods accessory:
a cord, or something that will keep them toghether.
You know kinda like some people use with their glasses...2 -
Self printed stickers (I know, they look kinda horrible) + devRant sticker, my Thinkpad needs maintenance
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It's just one of those 'need 3 coffees before I even consider starting anything' kinda days today...1
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Just got my Contract canceled by my client cuz introducing -- my half-month of hard work -- April Fools Theme to his Website i've been working on past 5 months (not including vacation).
Worth it 🤣🤣🤣🤣6 -
So today I saw someone using that retard units and I get a little bit frustrated. Then a side project idea popped out; a website called something like retard units to non-retarded units. It would simply convert between units and have a clear message that suggests stop using any retard units. Then I hit google to check if similar website exists and boom! I found this:
https://tononretard.com/
ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. Also it has a feature that blocks you from converting metric units to retard units. A wonderful masterpiece!6 -
I'm really excited to have a job where I'm not the lone developer. Kinda nervous, too. Now other people will see the crap I write. :P1
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something kinda depressing about devrant is that, because of sexist bs, women have prime rant material, but this app is also full of sexist bs, so it ends up being kinda hostile towards a significant portion of the users257
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First time people have forked and stared one of my github repositories.
Kinda exciting, but also scary. (they're looking at my terrible code)5 -
Isn't this symbol says that when pressing the link it should open In new tab?
I kinda used to it in that meaning.
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Writing down your thoughts makes your brain feel free because it doesn't have to keep them inside itself.
It's kinda like talking a huge dump.4 -
Well, I'm writing my coursework and I happen to get this number of words :) i kinda like numbers like these.
7777 here i go!
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The debugging process is often complicated.
There are often many factors involved in troubleshooting an error, but usually I have a hunch.
Sometimes I'll ignore my hunch and try other, smaller fixes first. This will irritate me for a while until I actually go after my hunch, run the program, and INSTANTLY everything works again.
Found myself relating that to real life today when I had a slight belly ache and eventually decided to take a massive shit and INSTANTLY felt better. The relief was so quick that I actually looked up and paused in surprise.3 -
Something to look out for. Apparently this is used on reddit and other platforms. Kinda wild that it is so refined.
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Java is a lot like a 3 legged dog. You know it'll get where it's going eventually but it's kinda sad to watch.
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!Rant
one of my client is spanish speaking.. so, after two seasons of narcos I am with him like : "tranquilo...si patron".. kinda fun :D1 -
Sat in a 4 hours "strategic" planning meeting on a Saturday.! The kinda stuff that makes me want to drink this:
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My kinda start to an amazing new year! 😍
Just received my Hacktoberfest t-shirt and stickers. Cheers to open source!
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Kinda curious if there are any devs who don't use a monospace font when coding and what drove you to do such a horrible inhumane thing?7
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i noticed just know that the scrollbar in Devrant kinda moves like a caterpillar. especially with long posts.3
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"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is probably the truest statement, but there's a lot of people who get the definition muddled.
They think "Oh well that means there wont ever be hard days and there'll never be times where I'll struggle or get frustrated, and it means I'll go home at the end of the day feeling refreshed and ready to do it forever ad infinitum"
There absolutely will be days where you're fuckin done with semicolons or that you've had it with other devs, but the saying doesnt mean any of that. What it means is that while you may dislike the corporate environment or the fact that you dont really care for it after work hours, while you're doing your tasks in their purest form, you're not really feeling all too bad.
I know a lot of people have gripes with this statement. Pull your finger out of your ass and admit that either you don't love it anymore or that you didn't really understand exactly what it was you were loving all that much in the first place.2 -
What the heck kinda password rules are these? Getting away from this credit union as soon as possible...
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I kinda feel at home here in devRant because I'm someone who enjoys complaining just for the sake of complaining.1
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The people around me only call me hacker. Kinda sad to not being able to talk to somebody understanding what I really do.
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I kinda hate how I'm forced to learn java swing when the same professor taught javafx last year... (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻4
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That moment when you automated the application so much, working on it get's actually kinda boring 🙈😂
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We have to programm a branchAndBound algorithm for school. Since it was running kinda slow, we decided to use multiple threads. Nailed it first try.1 -
I'm tempted at some point to get a non-dev job. After about 2 weeks I could automate everything then just slack off.5
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Bit of a joke, bit of an actual question. But who here, if you had the money to do it, would buy an offshore oil rig to repurpose and rebuild into a nation of their own? (i.e. MGSV)2
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Hehe now a devrant++ guy, because it's the end of the month and i still have money left. Now i feel kinda good :)3
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So I kinda started a project just a week or two ago, essentially a CSV to spreadsheet converter that could also do formatting, so you wouldn't have to do all the formatting after you convert it to a spreadsheet. But now I just kinda think that it's not a very good idea and I'd just be wasting my time with it.
I was in the middle of looking through some of the source for LibreOffice to kinda understand how the files are converted and everything. But now I think I would be using my time better doing something else. Oh well.2 -
breakthrough moment
just realized, when reading english books; my brain makes a conversion to my native langauge.
and instead doing conversion, if I articulate the information in the english language itself, I seem to understand better.4 -
I fucking hate DLL mother fucking hell.
And fuck you Microsoft.SqlServer.BatchParser.dll
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Kinda relief?
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Nah.. I still got to resolve this issue.5 -
It's kinda calming to find out that the atlassian-guys themselves don't know very good about their stuff either
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wooooo!! finally got my stickers!!! many thanks from Mexico @dfox
and you should consider checking your toner... kinda running out of ink... xD
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You guys see the new neon browser project my opera? Looks kinda cool/slick
https://m.youtube.com/watch/...7 -
Devrant website UI is so fucking cool! Man I so love it! <3
(the last time I used it on a browser was almost 1 year ago, when it had the mobile-app kinda UI)
It kinda overshadows the mobile app UI. Wish I had more time off from my job and could work on the mobile UI for android.
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I don't have much to rant about mostly because my stories aren't very interesting but also mostly because I'm kinda unaware of people's anger.3
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Im kinda hard of hearing, so every time I hear someone talk I subconsciously concentrate on the conversation instead of what I was working on.1
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You kinda just wake up one day and find yourself in a Dilbert comic. It then gets worse if you realize you aren't even Dilbert.
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IntelliJ kinda merged one of its own branches into my master and I kinda realized it too late.
Any tips on how I can set the remote HEAD to my HEAD at the commit "fixing git"?
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I kinda feel like venturing into gentoo territory.
Should I do it?
Should I compile every program I want to install?13 -
He is not really my coworker, but this seems like perfect opportunity to rant about this.
So, there is this guy, who asked me whether I want to join him in a project. I asked him what kind of project and what would each of us do. The project was Cryptocurrency Arbitrage and I would code the bot to do the stuff and he would design the logic to even out the money after the transfer. And we would get two thirds of the money and I would get the rest. I haven't said no yet, but ... -
This is some kind of brass and leather super-fancy mouse. I… I kinda want to lick the scroll wheel 🤤 😏 😛
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Achieving decent 2D collision detection using ray casting in unity is kinda hard. I have immense respect for gameplay programmers.
I'm almost there though...13 -
Being alone for so much of the time.
Kinda miss being around my colleagues. Luckily I have a cat that keeps me accompanied during the day!3 -
I'm learning functional programming for the first time with Elm and I kinda like it, it's just so different from what I'm used and kinda refreshing. My brain is getting a bit twisted though... I'll probably need a few weeks/months to adjust the way I think about code, but I'm liking the mental exercise so far, loving those moments where stuff just "clicks".5
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!rant
I don't know if we already had a weekly rant about petty revenge or anything, but I did just pull some petty bullshit maybe 30 minutes ago.
A couple people I know are trying to start a clothing brand (think I posted something about it on here before) and asked me to build the website cause one of them found out I write code. (Well, he asked if I was good with computers and I told him that I am, and he basically said "you're building our website then")
Basically these people are..not good people. One of them has a history of sexually harassing girls (some of which are really close friends of mine), the other one is basically following in his footsteps. They also like to go to the parking lot of an elementary school (the one that my little sister goes to actually) and get high.
Both of them have fucked me over at some point in the few years I've known them. And so now my silent indirect petty revenge begins. Earlier I bought the domain name for the online store they're trying to (make me) build. Considering having the site redirect to a gay porn site.
One of them is currently getting into shit having to do with drugs, which is not my doing, but I can probably find a way to get them into trouble. Especially the fact that they're doing drugs in the parking lot of an elementary school. That shit's just fucked up, no exceptions.
Anyone have any suggestions for shit I could do to them?2 -
Is PHP really that bad? All my programming friends kinda despise my willingness to learn Node.Js or Ruby instead of python...13
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Played with the hololens today ... Its kinda nice but felt a bit glitchy in use ... Have to play with it some more
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int* foo(); and int& foo();
if you're a
int *foo(); and int &foo();
kinda guy, you're fucking weird. And also wrong12 -
Our client got mad once because the website we were building didn’t function on the Instagram in-app browser.
I guess it was kinda my fault because it was due to a cached JavaScript file which threw an error on a newer version of the page (that’s when I learned about cache busting) but still, I kinda felt that’s a little ridiculous to get mad about.2 -
posting the question here, because it's quite esoteric.
for the guys familiar with the devrant api: how do i know what value to use for the app parameters? when i use '3' (as suggested) i get an error telling me that the app id is invalid
or do i have to request one now?3 -
How many of you watched Google's live event? What are your opinions on the new Google pixel 2? Honestly I was kinda disappointed.12
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Thought all the time alpha industries Inc. was an eve online Clan. Kinda surprise when another student told me it was a fashion brand. 😅
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i don't understand what would be termed as "relaxing" for me.
when i was in college , i watched a lot of movies on romance, bromance and friendship. being from a very angry , isolated family with bitter relationships from relatives, we had almost 0 people to interact with.
i personnally was also very different from society and struggled making friends.
as of now i did have somewhat come over this problem and have a good number of "known people" (atleast 500+) that i can categorise into'
- A just people with whom i shared a situation( college, office, tutions)
-B people with whom i have spent my free times in those situations (aka friends, and free time = lunch breaks, seat sharing, projects with them, etc)
-C people with whom i spent some time willingly( aka close friends from college, tutions and home, with whom i played cricket, went on partying/touring places , etc)
-D people whom i liked but never got a love back( aka girls to whom i told i like them. they mostly belonged to category C but eventually went to category A)
previously the category C people were special for me and i would weave my life around them. like all those bromance and friendship movies? these are the guys with whom i would do that. world tours and awesome weird shit? these people will be their in the pic... i would wish them on birthdays, i will call them every few days, go meet with them , have a bite, plan trips, movies , etc...
but today i feel am so done with everyone. i feel like everyone is so fake and forgetful, no one is worth my attention. i can easily forget wishing them birthdays or calling/meeting them every few weeks, because i don't want to or care about it.
friendship , from what i have realised, is just a means of dealing with a task in a group. it just provides a herd immunity and herd advantage . and once you learn how to survive alone, you don't really see a point in it. after coming out of college i was alone in the world, as my friends were from different fields. before college, i thought these were the guys with whom we will be living as F.R.I.E.N.D.S, not just in terms of relation, but rather in a symbiotic way: each one helping each other.
today, i feel criingy just thinking about it.
no friend will remember you for more than a year if you die now. everyone will move on. and in the struggling phase that me and my friends are right now (20-30s), we don't even need to die to forget our friendships.
my so called friends have wished me less on my birthdays than the lifeless apps i have on my phone.
so neither i am expecting someone to do something for me, nor do i think i want to do anything with anyone
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so back to the problem, i don't know how will i find some relax or meaningful time anymore.
i am always up for trips and one of the first person to say yes to plans.
once upon a time i had this realisation that in a trip, we can enjoy 3 things:
1. the people with whom we are
2. the place we are visiting : the locals, the foods, the nature
3. the mode of travel : car on highways, bikes or flights above the clouds , or some memorable train journeys, etc.
but lately so even that seems to be not working out.
- the people are shit
- places feel like somewhat same everywhere . it's either : rocks/mountains or snow or water or buildings and population. it's just a temporary change of scenary and doesn't really gives a feeling of peace. same for mode of transport.
if i rule the going out part, the things that remains is to enjoying your job, home family and daily life. that i do , but that's the thing that creates an environment of "bored-out"-ism in my mind.
i don't know what i am looking for. the only thing i have not experienced is that class D of people. to have a token of faith/respect/appreciation/love from a non blood related person. to have someone with home i will not feel "bored out" when am planning a journey with them.
mathematically , it seems so far fetched and crazily impossible. like if get bored out and loose trust on people whom i shared most of my life after 50-60 meets, how can i be not bored, and be unhappy with a person to whom i have to see each day?
but since this happens for most of the couples, i will say the mind is the biggest and the most fantasizing mystery of human body ❤️ 💔6 -
Could someone sum up the events around Linux and Linus? I read a few articles but I am still kinda confused what exactly has happened.10
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My computer has been acting kinda creepy lately. When I hibernate it, it turns itself ON early in the morning.3
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Angular? React? Vue? Polymer? ..?
What do you like the most and why?
Wanna start a new project and can't decide, as always6 -
I’ve just received a Code test to make an entire game before Friday and I’m kinda sh**ting myself...12
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Okay kinda excited today.. I am building my first android app on android studio.. any suggestions? Or comment/ feedback?8
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Hey, uh. What's the status on that seafaring devrant ball?
The project kinda just disappeared out of thin air.3 -
Kinda sad that the whole "seamless iframe" thing never happened. Sandboxed ads and external embeds, what a dream.
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What are the chances that algo will chain the following two posts along with this post? I kinda wanna see some devRant-ception...
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"P=NP. Y'all just dumb. And lazy."
Last night I dreamed about a voice yelling that at me.
It kinda sounded like my parents.3 -
Learning Python first before learning SQL is a fucking joke...
its like learning to run before learning to walking...
my bootcamp kinda sucks12 -
I really like the details disclosure element:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US...
I've heard there's some accessibility concerns, but man I really like it...
I kinda wish HTML had more every day kinda functions built in. Yeah it's not hard to build these make them modular in your own code, but it would be nice if HTML had some of them standard.4 -
You build, develop and test systems and software...but because its under the bracket of IT, they think playing music and kinda sorta being a DJ and watchman of a laptop during a promotion is sufficient for you.
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when u see a bootstrap template use !important on multiple classes and id's u know someone kinda fucked up😅🙄5
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Coding projects are fun, but when you do it for a school project and you have to write a paper for it, it kinda sucks.. :/2
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Anyone here tried the game Human Resource Machine? Pretty cool game since it's puzzle solving and kinda similar to programming (the logic of it)2
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Even though I love distro hopping, it always makes me kinda sad to send another operating system to the great flash drive in the sky2
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I kinda hate Europe for having such strict laws about everything regarding the web. I feel like it only stops progress and benefits corporations.
Most of those laws are kinda useless anyway.8 -
Kinda confused on why Bitstamp API stops working after a few uses on Python, but when used on PHP, there are no errors1
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If you were buy winrar license, please tell me who you are?
Kinda curious if there is anyone in this universe that buy it 😂8 -
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anyone here with a cyber security cert? i kinda want to go that route of cyber securty. so im curious if its worth it.12 -
If you want this app better, stop posting crappy content or content you have to end up explaining.
Simple, isn't it?
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Kinda dev related... Is a 250 GB SSD good enough for dual booting windows and Linux, while putting documents and crap on an HDD?1
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I always kinda wonder what it with C/C++ devs and their urge to discredit the efforts made by users of other languages.9
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remember how we all thought that storing the entire frontend state in a single entity is a good idea but then we just kinda moved on1
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Just discovered this skiddie's channel:
https://youtube.com/channel/...
Even though he's disrupting the bad guys it's kinda cringy watching him not destroying these call centers. -
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I just made a library card in order to get free access to free online training... I'm kinda ashamed of myself, even if I shouldn't. -
Why the fuck is the Git Documentation so technical? This kinda sucks. I have to watch video tutorials because I don't understand some words they use.
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Clients who deem it necessary to copy in 16 of their colleagues on every email to myself a project.
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I love linux but it doesn't run Windows applications natively, but Windows doesn't have the awesome UNIX shell so I'm kinda stuck8
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Every year a company holds a 6 hour competition for three different universities. The first year I basically showed up and sweated a lot cause I was pretty new but the next year I was in third place for the first few hours. I eventually fell behind, but it was way better. The one for this year is coming up in a couple months and I'm pretty excited.
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Anyone work on alternative mainframe banking software? Like https://temenos.com/en/solutions/... It kinda looks just like software now, which is a good thing.2
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I kinda interested to see you guys desk setup.
I’m a mobile dev, I feel like I can never organize my devices and cable....4 -
Messing around with virtual box after work to setup some stuff for personal development. And you know what, it's kinda cool.8
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nothing interesting really I kinda like minimalism but I keep a rubik's cube, a wooden puzzle and a dice on my other desktop
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Is it just me, or does it sound like some people's accents say: "hatechtml." Those people probably also say "Jaah vuh script." Kinda funny....1
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Our DB teacher always told us about God (Codd) doin some Join(t)s. He spoke very slowly. Must have been kinda disturbing for normal people...
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Kinda wish when writing a comment this app didn't take the whole screen, sometimes would like to read OG post as I type4
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Kinda want to start learning hardware (Arduino, RasberryPi etc), any tips?
How it works programming languages and stuff, anyone who can lead me on into it2 -
Is there a way to tell your family/friends what kinda work you are doing without boring the shit outta them ?3
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it's going to be a 'headphones on and don't disturb me' kinda day, fucking bugs and not stable apis and a lot of stories to finish...
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What are some cool titles/position I can put on a my business card? It's kinda lame if I just put Software Engineer there. Lol11
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Is Microsoft' new Fluid Framework is an alternative of gRPC/SignalR or what? Or they have no connection at all!? I'm kinda lost here.
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Should I disable autoupdate on Atom and GitHub Desktop?
Kinda scared to have a thing autoupdated by ms cuz I saw what win 10 does..1 -
Whay is there so many seniors on LinkedIn with Open to work overlays? It is kinda crushing to see that?5
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