A wild Darwin Award nominee appears.

Background: Admins report that a legacy nightly update process isn't working. Ticket actually states problem is obviously in "the codes."

Scene: Meeting with about 20 people to triage the issue (blamestorming)

"Senior" Admin: "update process not working, the file is not present"
Moi: "which file?"
SAdmin: "file that is in ticket, EPN-1003"
Moi: "..." *grumbles, plans murder, opens ticket*
...
Moi: "The config dotfile is missing?"
SAdmin: "Yes, file no there. Can you fix?"
Moi: "Engineers don't have access to the production system. Please share your screen"
SAdmin: "ok"
*time passes, screen appears*
Moi: "ls the configuration dir"
SAdmin: *fails in bash* > ls

*computer prints*
> ls
_.legacyjobrc

Moi: *sees issues, blood pressure rises* "Please run list all long"
SAdmin: *fails in bash, again* > ls ?
Moi: *shakes* "ls -la"
SAdmin: *shonorable mention* > ls -la

*computer prints*
> ls -la
total 1300
drwxrwxrwx- 18 SAdmin {Today} -- _.legacyjobrc

Moi: "Why did you rename the config file?"
SAdmin: "Nothing changed"
Moi: "... are you sure?"
SAdmin: "No, changed nothing."
Moi: "Is the job running as your account for some reason?"
SAdmin: "No, job is root"
Moi: *shares screenshot of previous ls* This suggests your account was likely used to rename the dotfile, did you share your account with anyone?
SAdmin: "No, I rename file because could not see"
Moi: *heavy seething* so, just to make sure I understand, you renamed a dotfile because you couldn't see it in the terminal with ls?
SAdmin: "No, I rename file because it was not visible, now is visible"
Moi: "and then you filed a ticket because the application stopped working after you renamed the configuration file? You didn't think there might be a correlation between those two things?"
SAdmin: "yes, it no work"
Interjecting Director: "How did no one catch this? Why were there no checks, and why is there no user interface to configure this application? When I was writing applications I cared about quality"
Moi: *heavy seething*
IDjit: "Well? Anyone? How are we going to fix this"
Moi: "The administrative team will need to rename the file back to its original name"
IDjit: "can't the engineering team do this?!"
Moi: "We could, but it's corporate policy that we have no access to those environments"
IDjit: "Ok, what caused this issue in the first place? How did it get this way?!"

TFW you think you've hit the bottom of idiocy barrel, and the director says, "hold my mango lassi."

I recently joined the dark side - an agile consulting company (why and how is a long story). The first client I was assigned to was an international bank. The client wanted a web portal, that was at its core, just a massive web form for their users to perform data entry.

My company pitched and won the project even though they didn't have a single developer on their bench. The entire project team (including myself) was fast tracked through interviews and hired very rapidly so that they could staff the project (a fact I found out months later).

Although I had ~8 years of systems programming experience, my entire web development experience amounted to 12 weeks (a part time web dev course) just before I got hired.

I introduce to you, my team ...

Scrum Master. 12 years experience on paper.
Rote memorised the agile manifesto and scrum textbooks. He constantly went “We should do X instead of (practical thing) Y, because X is the agile way.” Easily pressured by the client to include ridiculous (real time chat in a form filling webpage), and sometimes near impossible features (undo at the keystroke level). He would just nag at the devs until someone mumbled ‘yes' just so that he would stfu and go away.

UX Designer. 3 years experience on paper ... as business analyst.
Zero professional experience in UX. Can’t use design tools like AI / photoshop. All he has is 10 weeks of UX bootcamp and a massive chip on his shoulder. The client wanted a web form, he designed a monstrosity that included several custom components that just HAD to be put in, because UX. When we asked for clarification the reply was a usually condescending “you guys don’t understand UX, just do <insert unhandled edge case>, this is intended."

Developer - PHD in his first job.
Invents programming puzzles to solve where there are none. The user story asked for a upload file button. He implemented a queue system that made use of custom metadata to detect file extensions, file size, and other attributes, so that he could determine which file to synchronously upload first.

Developer - Bootlicker. 5 years experience on paper.
He tried to ingratiate himself with the management from day 1. He also writes code I would fire interns and fail students for. His very first PR corrupted the database. The most recent one didn’t even compile.

Developer - Millennial fratboy with a business degree. 8 years experience on paper.
His entire knowledge of programming amounted to a single data structures class he took on Coursera. Claims that’s all he needs. His PRs was a single 4000+ line files, of which 3500+ failed the linter, had numerous bugs / console warnings / compile warnings, and implemented 60% of functionality requested in the user story. Also forget about getting his attention whenever one of the pretty secretaries walked by. He would leap out of his seat and waltz off to flirt.

Developer - Brooding loner. 6 years experience on paper.
His code works. It runs, in exponential time. Simply ignores you when you attempt to ask.

Developer - Agile fullstack developer extraordinaire. 8 years experience on paper.
Insists on doing the absolute minimum required in the user story, because more would be a waste. Does not believe in thinking ahead for edge conditions because it isn’t in the story. Every single PR is a hack around existing code. Sometimes he hacks a hack that was initially hacked by him. No one understands the components he maintains.

Developer - Team lead. 10 years of programming experience on paper.
Writes spaghetti code with if/else blocks nested 6 levels deep. When asked "how does this work ?”, the answer “I don’t know the details, but hey it works!”. Assigned as the team lead as he had the most experience on paper. Tries organise technical discussions during which he speaks absolute gibberish that either make no sense, or are complete misunderstandings of how our system actually works.

The last 2 guys are actually highly regarded by my company and are several pay grades above me. The rest were hired because my company was desperate to staff the project.

There are a 3 more guys I didn’t mention. The 4 of us literally carried the project. The codebase is ugly as hell because the others merge in each others crap. We have no unit tests, and It’s near impossible to start because of the quality of the code. But this junk works, and was deployed to production. Today is it actually hailed as a success story.

All these 3 guys have quit. 2 of them quit without a job. 1 found a new and better gig.

I’m still here because I need the money. There’s a tsunami of trash code waiting to fail in production, and I’m the only one left holding the fort.

Why am I surrounded by morons?
Why are these retards paid more than me?
Why are they so proud when all they produce is trash?
How on earth are they still hired?

And yeah, FML.

1. Slack. Pretty good chat app for dev companies, I use it to prevent people standing next to my desk 40 times a day.

2. Unit testing tools, especially when fully automated using a git master branch hook, something like codeship/jenkins, and a deployment service.

3. Jetbrains IDEs. I love Vim, but Jetbrains makes theming, autocompleting & code style checks with mixed templating languages a breeze.

4. Urxvt terminal. It's a bit of work at the start, but so extremely fast and customizable.

5. Cinnamon or i3. Not really dev tools, but both make it easy to organize many windows.

6. A smart production bug logger. I tend to use Bugsnag, Rollbar or Sentry.

7. A good coffee machine. Preferably some high pressure espresso maker which costs more than the CEO's car, using organic fairtrade hipster beans with a picture of a laughing south american farmer. And don't you dare fuck it up with sugar.

8. Some high quality bars of chocolate. Not to consume yourself, but to offer to coworkers while they wait for you to fix a broken deploy. The importance of office politics is not to be underestimated.

Broke production today. Gut wrenching feeling 😫

Manager: what is the estimations for this task A nd B?

Me: Task A: 3 months for 1 guys, and task B: 2 Months

Manager: ok, u can have a fresher, and finish task A, and u urself can pick task B, u can train him and bring him up to pace...

Me: (trying to recalibrate my estimations)...

Manager: oh and u have 3 weeks to deliver production ready scalable quality code with junits, documentation and testing done...

Me: then why the fuck did u bother for the estimates?

Manager: oh that is just for the process complaince...I don't want any trouble in audit...

As a consultant, you get tasked with a variety of stuff. Last few weeks been struggling to maintain an old C++ application that was written by a complete tool of an a$$hole with zero knowledge on how to write maintainable and production quality code. It would hardly run without a crash. First it was a challenge I had to accept, but as I stabilized the code and just fell over even more traps, I had to admit defeat and review my approach.

Rewrite is something I would choose last, but this one ticked all the marks worthy of a rewrite. So, the customer is a very friendly researcher and gladly spent 15 hours with me explaining all the math and concepts - just a delight for a programmer to have such a customer. Two days in, with a DDD approach - a functional, more precise, faster and stable application.

Sometimes there is no rant to share, it's rare to have that perfect communication with a customer that is so dedicated that he spends so much time teaching you his speciality and actually understand your approach. DDD was really a lifesaver here, by using it's key concepts and ubiquitous language. The program is essentially 8000 lines of math, but wrapping it up with value objects and strong domain models made me understand his domain and him mine. It also allowed me to parallelize the computations, giving me a huge performance boost. Textbook approach, there will not be many like this!

Our CTO doesn't believe that tests improve code quality. We have no tests on any level, no testers/QA, no code reviews. Nada. I wonder why production keeps breaking 🤔 Guess I'll start looking for another job 🤷‍♂️

Gotta love moments when you find legacy code like this :)

P.S. Yeah, that was the whole script, written by just one guy.

God I miss Stack Overflow Jobs. Put tech you want to work with, put tech you don't want to work with, get relevant results. Now? Search "frontend" in LinkedIn and you're getting "sugar production quality assurance". Fuck that noise.

Oh gee whiz fellas. I lived through my nightmare. Recently too.

(Multiple rants over last few months are merged in this one. Couldn't rant earlier because my login didn't work.)

I joined a new shithole recently.
It was a huge change because my whole tech stack changed, and on top of that the application domain was new too.

Boss: ho hey newbie, here take this task which is a core service redesign and implementation and finish it in two weeks because it has to be in production for a client.

Normally I'd be able to provide a reasonable analysis and estimate. But being new and unaware of how things work here, I just said 'cool, I'll try my best.' (I was aware that it was a big undertaking but didn't realize the scope and the alarming lack of support I'd get and the bullshit egos I'd have to deal with)
Like a mad man I worked 17+ hours a day with barely a day off every week and changed and produced a lot of code, most of it of decent quality.

Deadline came and went by. Got extended because it was impossible (and fake).

All the time my manager is continuously building pressure on me. When I asked questions I never got any direct/clear answers. On asking for help, I'd get an elaborate word vomit of what was already known/visible. Yet I finally managed to have an implementation ready.

Reviewer: You haven't added parameter comments on your functions and there aren't enough comments in code. We follow standards. Clean code and whatnot. Care for the craft verbal diarrhea.

Boss: Ho hey anux, do you think we'll be able to push the code to production?

Me: Nope. We care for the craft and have standards. We need to add redundant comments to self documented code first, because that is of utmost importance as Nuthead reviewer explained.
(what I wish I had said)

What I actually said: No, code is not reviewed yet.

And despite examples of functions which were not documented (which were written by the reviewer nut), I added 6-7 lines of comments for my single line functions describing how e.g. Sum takes two input integers and returns their sum and asked for a review again.

Reviewer: See this comment is better written as this same-meaning-but-slightly-longer way. Can we please add full stops everywhere even though they were not there to begin with? Can we please not follow this pattern and instead promote our anti-pattern? Thanks.

Me: Changed the comments. Added full stops. Here's a link for why this anti-pattern is bad.

Reviewer: you have written such beautiful code with such little gems. Brilliant. It's great to see how my mentoring has honed your skills.
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I swear I would have broken a CRT on his stupid face if we weren't working remotely (and if I had a CRT).

It infuriates me how the solution to every problem with this guy is 'add a comment'.

What enrages me more is that I actually thought I could learn from this guy (in the beginning). My self doubt just made me burnout for little in return.

Thankfully this living nightmare will soon be over.

Some people in the company (3000+ people) didn't know how to use static variables (c#) in a thread-safe manner which resulted in production problems.

Only possible way to solve this in management's mind?:

Disable the usage of not read-only static variables via quality control...

Code review?......... what's that?

Joke apart, We literally don't do that in my workplace, only few people care about code quality and what they are pushing to production

Man wk89 awesome... bringing back a lot of memories. The one thing really stands out to me though is the software.

I see a lot of rants about people shocked that turboC is still in use or other DOS programs are still in production. A lot can of bad be said here but I think often it's a case of we truly don't build things like we did in the good old days.

What those devs accomplished with such limited resources is phenomenal and the fact that we still haven't managed to replicate the feel and usability of it says a lot, not to mention just how fucking stable most of it was.

My favourite games are all DOS based, my most favourite of all time Sherlock is 103kb in size. When I started coding games I made a clone of it and to this day I am still trying to figure out what sorcery is in the algorithm that generates/solves puzzles that makes it so fast and memory efficient. I must have tried 100+ ways and can't even come close. NB! If you know you can hint but don't tell me. Solving this is a matter of personal pride.

Where those games really stand out is when you get into the graphics processing - the solutions they came up with to render sprites, maps and trick your eyes into seeing detail with only 4-16 colours is nothing short of genius. Also take a second to consider that taking a screen shot of the game is larger than the entire game itself and let that sink in...

I think the dramatic increase in storage, processing power and ram over the last decade is making us shit developers - all of us. Just take one look at chrome, skype or anything else mainline really and it's easy to see we no longer give a rats ass about memory anywhere except our monthly AWS/GCE bill.

We don't have to be creative or even mindful about anything but the most significant memory leaks in order to get our software to run now days. We also don't have constraints to distribute it, fast deliver-ability is rewarded over quality software. It's only expected to stay in production 3-4 years anyway.

Those guys were the true "rockstars" and "ninja" developers and if you can't acknowledge that you can take ya React app and shovit.

It is the year 2451 ad and mankind rules the galaxy with a lazy iron fist. There are roughly 14,000 civilizations, comprised of just over
17,000 intelligent species on a quarter of a million earth-like
worlds. And all of them call themselves 'the galactic empire'.
No one told them that twenty planets doesn't qualify them for the title "galactic."

Well, we could rule, if we wanted to. Most of its just backwaters that no one wants anyway. It turned out that the reason no one invaded earth before was because they were too busy fighting themselves. Stupidity it appears, is not a unique human quality.That and the sex robots. Theres more of them in the galaxy than actual meatbags. Many species had taken to artificial wombs and 'vatbabies', which is exactly what they are called. Those poor bastards will carry that label for life.

We never did break light speed, but most of the rich exist in hypersleep anyway. Most of them only wake up once a year or so. There are some that only creek out of bed to check their stock portfolio. I hear there is even one trillionaire thats up and about once a century to ask if we have broken light speed yet.

Despite all the progress over the last 400 years, historians all agree about the most significant event in modern history.
The lobster went extinct two hundred years ago on earth.
Theres been riots ever since.

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In other news I'm still working on the game I guess. It's like totally the most okay indie game you'll ever play--if I ever finish it.

I put about a year of work into the NPC system, and then chatGPT came out.

After everything thats happened, at this point I may just make a game about an indie dev making a survival game, being stuck in the actual apocalypse or some weird political dysopia.

Put it on rewind, it was originally a zombie game. But at the time the market got flooded and steam sales for zombie games cratered. So I pivoted to something more along the lines of fallout. Then the flash market crashed, bunch of publishers folded, and adobe stopped support for flash (probably for the best). Then newgrounds, which I was gonna launch on for promotion (because actual marketing is expensive), ended support for flash.
Was going the route of kickstarter, and that year the KS market got flooded and the bar rose almost over night so you needed super high production quality out the gate, and a network of support you already built for months.

We had a brief nuclear war scare, and I watched the articles come out about market saturation for post-apocalypse games, so I pivoted back to zombies. Then covid happened and the entire topic was really fucked. So I went back to fallout meets rimworld. Then we had a flood of games doing that exact premise pretty much out of the fucking blue, so I went for a more single-survivor type game. Then ukraine happened and the threat of nuclear war has been slowly sapping the genre of its steam, on well, steam.
Then I was told to get a cancer screening which I can't afford. Then I broke a tooth and spent a month in agony.

Then a family member died. Then I made no money from the sale of a business I did everything to help get off the ground, then I helped renovate an entire house on short notice and sell it, then I lost two months living in a hotel
while looking for a new place to live. Then I spent two and a half years suffering low-level alcoholism, insomnia, and drifting between jobs.
Then I wrote amazing poetry. And then I rediscovered my love of math. And then I made out for the first time in over a year. And then I rediscovered my love of piano and guitar. And then I fell into severe depression for the last year. Then I made actual discoveries in math. And I learned to love my hobbies again, and jog, and not drink so much, and sing, and go on long drives, and occasional hikes, and talk to people again, and even start designing games and UIs again. And then I learned that doing amazing things without a lot of money is still possible, and then I discovered the sunk cost fallacy, and run on sentences, and how inside me there was a part of me that refused to quit because of circumstances I couldn't control, and then I learned that life goes on even when others lives have ended, even when everything and everyone never had an once of faith in you, and you've become the avatar of the bad luck brian meme..still, life goes on.

And we try to pick up the pieces, try, one more time, because the climb, and the fall, and the getting back up, is all there is.

What I would recommend, if you're thinking of making a game, or becoming an independent game developer, is, unless you have a *lot* of money upfront (think 50-100k saved, minimum, like one years income *bare* minimum), and unless you already have a full decade in the industry--don't make a game.

Just don't.

What the hell has happened to Hewlett Packard?
They used to make the best notebooks around. 10-15 Years ago, basically all notebooks my family bought were from HP. These devices lasted for at least 6-8 years each.
Now I have a fucking expensive OMEN series notebook failing after 2 years with the most embarrasing hardware problems: Once a shielded piece of plastic from the bottom broke off and made a short on the mainboard, next time the way too thin power line that goes from the power plug to the PCB was placed alongside a sharp metal piece that damaged the isolation and again produced a short. When the display is moved, the webcam disconnects, which is also a hint at the production quality.
From my daughter's HP notebook the Display just broke off after like 18 months of use. When we brought it to service I asked the guy whether this happens a lot, he was like "I have 6 other notebooks of that type with the same problem in repair right now". After a repair that took forever because they couldn't get the proper replacement parts, the integrated webcam has died.
Never ever going to buy anything from this shitbrand again.

So, we (I'm the backend guy and work with a UI dev) are building this product portfolio management tool for our client and they have a set of 250 users. The team has two point of contacts for the 250 users who maintain the master data, help users with data quality, tool guidance, reporting and other stuff. So one day one of these two support users come to me and say : Hey I'm not able to add new transactions coz a customer is missing.

We have the provision to create / maintain customers.

I check the production DB, application code, try creating the customer and then the transaction, everything works perfectly fine.

I ask the user for a screen sharing session, the user starts reproducing the error like this :

We have a 3 system landscape - Dev / Test and Prod

U : Logs into the test system url, creates the customer.

U : Points out the toast saying customer creation is successful.

U : opens a new tab, opens the production system, tries creating the transaction, searches for the customer and says " see !! cant find the customer here ! the master data management apps never work !! "

FML?.

Why broken stuff is allowed through the door?

My Ubuntu, my Bluetooth headsets, Jira, my latest Google pixel, eCommerce shop where I purchase stuff everything lately seem to be full of bugs.

It seems like nobody cares about the quality of software pushed to production. Everyone is so quick to push those tickets into "released".

Fuck you, managers, shareholders, scrum masters, seniors who push developers to do stuff quickly rather than correctly.

Following my first rant, my boss had the brilliant idea of running the old and the new architecture in parallel. I had advised that it won’t be ideal since the same Scala code was ingesting into 2 different Kinesis streams and one was running an old KCL written in Java where as other was consumed by a Firehose delivery stream(eventually we will be ingesting it into Firehose directly). I had told few manual + automated tests on Code as well as from a functionality of the new architecture and a set of tests for checking the integration of the new Producer code with Consumer.

The statement I got from my boss was “This is the test, we test it on production in parallel”. My boss had a brilliant idea to fucking test the new code on the production directly but running them in parallel without accounting for undefined behaviour it might cause in the current production system. I mean my boss should get a Nobel peace prize for shattering our mental peace.

Anywho, we started the deployment today at 5AM in the morning. I had all the aws services deployed. Was just waiting to deploy the new Collector code which we did at 5AM. Immediately after 5 minutes the system went bonkers, there was fire, blood, demons and I was smoking a cigarette with the biggest “I told you so smile” on my face. I’ve just written an email to my boss and have told him calmly that “Listen motherfucker, 90 percent of the software companies aren’t idiots to focus on testing and quality. We need to start spending time on testing and quality else we’ll again be in the same soup after few weeks again”.waiting for his reply

Lol I remember deleting half a production database 6 months into this job. Now a little under 2 years my boss lets me do whatever the fuck I want as long as my quality of work stays high and I complete a regular number of jira tasks a week

I am still confused why people treat testing as secondary position? Tester are paid less and they hire lower quality engineers. I think testing is as important as any other phase of development, like design or implementation. . . and yeah we do testing of our own code. The only thing I can do in my case is to see that people who change my code may not break basic functionalities. And again about edge cases, try to handle some other left to be seen in production( those which I could not think of due to lack of time) I take care not to leave edge case but sometime cannot do it. I just hope people realise the worth of testing.

Bootcamps get you up and running in coding quickly. If you are a programmer, companies are only interested on how quickly, error free and cheaply you produce marketable output. Bootcamps enable this.

More or less you are not more than a former assembly line worker putting parts on a car platform. Your value is not very high as you may be exchanged at any time at their will.

Nevertheless, you can earn money quickly. You trade in your youth and time which might be a dead end in the long-term. Trends go to machine learning, artificial intelligence. They will not need Bootcamp people and code workers.

It is better you set up Bootcamps and sell them versus absolving this. Like selling shovels during the gold rush, but not working in the mud of Alaska by yourself.

Your choice is: Making quick money, which fades anyway; or striving for the long-term future proof career.

C/S degrees from Technical Universities of reputation give to you the right direction under a strategic consideration. Companies which pay well, or freelancing with a solid acknowledged background, will always look for top graduates. People from Bootcamps are just OK for hammering assembly line coding. Even worse with SCRUM in one noisy room under enormous team server pressure controls, counting your lines of code per minute, with pale people all around. And groups of controllers never acknowledging nor trusting your work.

To acquire a serious degree, a Bachelor is nothing. Here, in INDIA, Bachelor now is what a former high school grade was. You must carry a diploma or Masters degree combined with internships at big companies with high brand recognition. This will require 4–6 years of your lifetime. You can support this financially by working part-time freelancing as making some projects front- or back-end web, data analysis and else.

Bootcamp people will lose in the long-term. They are the modern cannon fudder of software production.

It is your choice. Personally, I would never do Bootcamps. Quality and sustainability require time, deep studies and devotion.

Well, this happens time to time...

I'm freelancing as a backend guy. I like to take care of all infrastructure before really starting to build anything, this mostly includes dev/staging/prod environments with some linear promotion strategy. So.. I did this API. Still on staging, proceeding with the development as planned, everything goes according the timeline.

And then.. this happens... At some point PM told frontend guy that it's time for production (without notifying me), so the frontend guy does what "anyone" would do in this case - tells PM to create DNS record for production to point to staging app.

Time passes, I'm still unaware of this. But I'm starting to see some quality entries in the DB, not the usual QA crap. I write to them that they're doing good job and continue with my tasks.

One of the tasks required some major DB change. I could've written migrations script, but since we're not in "production" yet, I just wipe the DB and recreate schema as I need it.

In 10 minutes the furious PM starts shouting that "production" is down and I need to fix it ASAP.

I'm lost, I'm asking questions, I'm slowly understanding what's happening...

So I want to grab some coffee, sat back down, wrote politely that they suck, added a finger emoji and terminated the contract.

Felt like the right thing to do as I definitely don't want to continue within the same "team".

Need some advice here.

So hello everyone! I recently moved abroad for work, for the sake of the experience and the excitement of learning how developers in Latin America tackle specific problems. To my surprise, the dev team is actually composed solely of Europeans and Americans.

I work for a relatively new startup with an ambitious goal. I love the drive everyone has, but my major gripe is with my team lead. He's adverse to any change, and any and all proposals made to improve quality of throughput are shot down in flames. Our stack is a horrendous mess patched together with band-aids, nothing is documented, there are NO unit tests for our backend and the same goes for our frontend. The team has been working on a database/application migration for about a month now, which I find ridiculous because the entire situation could have been avoided by following very rudimentary DevOps practices (which I'm shunned for mentioning). I should also add that for whatever reason containerization and microservices are also taboo, which I find hillarious because of our currently convoluted setup with elastic beanstalk and the the constant complaints between our development environment and production environments differing too much.

I've been tasked with managing a Wordpress site for the past 3 weeks, hardly what I would consider exciting. I've written 6 pages in the past two weeks so our marketing team can move off of squarespace to save some money and allow us more control. Due to the shit show that is our "custom theme" I had to write these pages in a manner that completely disregard existing style rules by disabling them entirely on these pages. Now, ironically they would like to change the blog's base theme but this would invertedly cause other pages created before I arrived to simply not work, which means I would have to rewrite them.

Before I took the role of writing an entire theme from scratch and updating these existing pages to work adequately, I proposed moving to a headless wordpress setup. In which case we could share assets in a much more streamline manner between our application and wordpress site and unify our styles. I was shot down almost immediately. Due to a grave misunderstanding of how wordpress works, no one else on the team seems to understand just how easy it is to fetch data from wordpress's api.

In any event, I also had a tech meeting today with developers from partner companies and realized no one knew what the fuck they were talking about. The greater majority of these self proclaimed senior developers are actually considered junior developers in the United States. I actually recoiled at the thought that I may have made a great mistake leaving the United States to look a great tech gig.

I mean no disrespect to Latin America, or any European countries, I've met some really incredible developers from Russia, the Ukraine, Italy, etc. in the past and I'm certainly not trying to make any blanket statements. I just want to know what everyone thinks, if I should maybe move back to the states and header over to the bay/NY. I'm from the greater Boston area, where some really great stuff is going on but I guess I also wanted a change of scenery.

Today at work I started doing 1 month old task with production problem.

First of all why now ?
Because I already fixed all the other urgent production problems I had during last month, done about 4 deployments of those super urgent errors.
Now I can start with not trivial one that are pending for quite time.
I am the only backend developer in this project ...

This is a dtp application and the problem is that we are not verifying if we got all fonts embedded in customer provided pdf files.

We are generating high quality images of those pdf for printing just fine from the beginning but now we need valid PDF with all fonts embedded in it. ( don’t ask me why I am only a hammer in this process )

After running simple test using python script against database it turned out we have over 500 broken PDF files without fonts.

So I guess I have just one sentence to say about it.

Fuck you PDF format for not being strict and allowing this shit.

I recently joined a bank as an IT Quality Analyst, and it's been an overwhelming experience. I feel like I've been working like a donkey for a fraction of what I deserve. My responsibilities include testing all types of software, including some that, frankly, seem poorly shity written by vendors.
The project managers are not helping matter....they push projects through UAT and expect me to sign off on everything as if it’s ready for production. They seem indifferent to how compromised the testing can be. They want me to say all tests passed even when there are unresolved issues. If I do find any failed tests, they expect me to chase after developers for fixes.

As a developer myself, I took on this QA role to explore a new area of IT, but it's clear that this environment is not what I hoped for. The stress is mounting every day, and I find myself wanting to avoid the PMs entirely. It's disheartening to see them receive compensation that feels entirely unwarranted given the pressure they put on the testing process without regard for quality or thoroughness. I need to voice these frustrations because it's becoming hard to stay motivated in a role that feels so misaligned with my values and professional ethics.

I'm an iOS developer and I cringe when I read job specs that require TDD or excessive unit testing. By excessive I mean demanding that unit tests need to written almost everywhere and using line coverage as a measure of success. I have many years of experience developing iOS apps in agencies and startups where I needed to be extremely time efficient while also keeping the code maintainable. And what I've learned is the importance of DRY, YAGNI and KISS over excessive unit testing. Sadly our industry has become obsessed with unit tests. I'm of the opinion that unit tests have their place, but integration and e2e tests have more value and should be prioritised, reserving unit tests for algorithmic code. Pushing for unit tests everywhere in my view is a ginormous waste of time that can't ever be repaid in quality, bug free code. Why? Because leads to making code testable through dependency injection and 'humble object' indirection layers, which increases the LoC and fragments code that would be easier to read over different classes. Add mocks, and together with the tests your LoC and complexity have tripled. 200% code size takes 200% the time to maintain. This time needs to be repaid - all this unit testing needs to save us 200% time in debugging or manual testing, which it doesn't unless you are an absolute rookie who writes the most terrible and buggy code imaginable, but if you're this terrible writing your production code, why should your tests be any better? It seems that especially big corporate shops love unit tests. Maybe they have enough money and resources to pay for all these hours wasted on unit tests. Maybe the developers can point their 10,000 unit tests when something goes wrong and say 'at least we tried'? Or maybe most developers don't know how to think and reason about their code before they type, and unit tests force them to do that?

UMF production quality is kinda shit. Audio issues all the time...

Thought I'd post this for my friend in QA, because she's been having a horrible week at work.

So we were supposed to have production deployments last night (Tuesday) and tonight (Wednesday). We were told these dates a week ago, which is fine. The QA support cleared their after-office schedules on those dates to accommodate, since the deployments would be happening at 10pm.

Last Monday they moved the deployments to Thursday and Friday, because our "project managers" want to cram as many fixes and resolutions as possible. So of course, we devs are being rushed to speed these additional tasks through to being included (bypassing a LOT of quality checks).

Of course, the QA team finds defects (we devs were expecting that, so no big) and the PMs start blaming them for the delays. Which is just stupid. And my QA friend? They're trying to make her a scapegoat by throwing her under the bus with business.

Fortunately, she's a smart cookie and not only has all communications with the PMs documented, she also has the other QAs backing her up by running the same tests.

tldr; Fuck those project managers who suck up to business and don't give a shit about the people who do the actual work. May they burn in hell and their souls rot in a cesspool of acidic farts for all eternity.

There is no dedicated test team In the corporate our company outsources developers to.. so whatever the developers don't test themselves (and developers are poor testers for their own product) is then tested on... production? FML.. oh yeah and the quality of the bugreports - that's yet another story..

Who's on the serverless / AWS lambda train? Can you actually do something useful and production quality yet?

Clean Facility Services: Your Trusted Findlay Cleaning Contractors for Comprehensive Facility Care

At Clean Facility Services, we are dedicated to providing high-quality, reliable cleaning solutions to businesses throughout Findlay, OH, and the surrounding Northwest Ohio region. Whether you need expert industrial cleaning, detailed post-construction cleaning, regular restroom sanitation, or a comprehensive deep cleaning, our team is here to deliver outstanding results. As trusted Findlay cleaning contractors, we pride ourselves on offering customized cleaning and maintenance services designed to meet the specific needs of your facility.

Findlay Cleaning Contractors You Can Rely On
As a business owner, you need cleaning contractors you can trust—those who understand the importance of maintaining a clean, safe, and welcoming environment. At Clean Facility Services, we specialize in offering professional cleaning services for businesses in Findlay, OH, ensuring that your commercial or industrial space is always in excellent condition. Our team of highly trained professionals works around your schedule to deliver consistent, quality results.

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Industrial Cleaning Services in Findlay, OH
Industrial spaces require specialized cleaning methods to ensure safety, hygiene, and the smooth functioning of operations. Whether you're managing a factory, warehouse, or production facility, our industrial cleaning services in Findlay, OH are designed to meet the demands of your business.

Our industrial cleaning Findlay, OH services cover a wide range of tasks, including:

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When routine cleaning just isn’t enough, you need a more thorough, comprehensive solution. Our deep cleaning services in Findlay are designed to tackle even the toughest dirt, dust, and grime. Whether you need deep cleaning for your office, manufacturing plant, or retail space, Clean Facility Services is here to deliver exceptional results.

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We recommend deep cleaning as part of your regular facility maintenance to keep your environment fresh, clean, and healthy. Whether it's a seasonal clean or a one-time service, our deep cleaning Findlay solutions will leave your facility sparkling and sanitized.

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Our post-construction cleaning services include:

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Pulse Merch – Custom Caps and Hat Embroidery Services in Cedar City, Utah

At Pulse Merch, we specialize in providing custom caps embroidery and custom hat embroidery services that are perfect for businesses, sports teams, special events, or personal gifts. Located in Cedar City, Utah, at 736 N Main St Unit 3, Pulse Merch is your trusted source for high-quality embroidery that turns everyday hats into personalized masterpieces.

Whether you're looking to create a custom cap for your team, brand, or a special occasion, we offer a wide range of options, all backed by our expert craftsmanship and attention to detail. Our embroidery services ensure that your custom design is perfectly executed, giving you hats that are both stylish and long-lasting.

Why Choose Pulse Merch for Your Custom Cap and Hat Embroidery?
Precision in Custom Hat Embroidery
When it comes to custom hat embroidery, the key is precision. At Pulse Merch, we use state-of-the-art embroidery machines to ensure that every stitch is placed perfectly. Whether you're adding a logo, name, or unique design to your caps or hats, we make sure the embroidery is sharp, vibrant, and flawlessly executed.

Wide Variety of Hat Styles for Custom Embroidery
At Pulse Merch, we offer a diverse selection of hats that can be customized to suit your needs. From classic baseball caps to trendy snapbacks, trucker hats, beanies, and more, we provide options that fit a variety of styles and preferences. You can choose the perfect hat to match your custom embroidery design, ensuring a cohesive and professional look.

Durable, Long-Lasting Embroidery
Embroidery is known for its durability, and custom cap embroidery is no exception. Unlike other methods such as screen printing, which can fade or peel, embroidered designs stay intact and vibrant for the long haul. This means that your custom hats will continue to look great, even after regular wear and washing. Whether for a business, a sports team, or a personal gift, your custom hat embroidery will maintain its integrity over time.

Perfect for Branding and Promotional Use
Custom hats with embroidery are a fantastic way to promote your brand, business, or event. With custom caps embroidery, you can create professional-looking hats that showcase your company logo, slogan, or any other design. These embroidered hats serve as walking advertisements, helping to increase your brand's visibility and reach. They're perfect for giveaways, corporate gifts, or team uniforms, adding a stylish touch to your promotional efforts.

Personalized Gifts for Special Occasions
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The Pulse Merch Custom Embroidery Process
At Pulse Merch, we make the process of creating your custom caps embroidery simple and stress-free. Here’s how it works:

Design Submission
The first step in creating your custom embroidered hats is submitting your design. Whether you already have a logo or artwork or need help creating something from scratch, our experienced team is here to assist you. We can take your design and ensure it’s optimized for embroidery to achieve the best result.

Choose Your Hat Style and Color
Next, you'll choose the type of hat that best fits your needs. Whether it's a classic baseball cap, a trendy snapback, or something else, we offer a wide selection of hat styles and colors to choose from. Our team will guide you in selecting the best hat that complements your custom design.

Review the Digital Proof
Before we begin the embroidery process, we'll send you a digital proof of your design. This allows you to confirm the placement, size, and colors of the design before we proceed. Your approval ensures that the final product meets your expectations.

Embroidery and Production
Once you’ve approved the proof, we begin the embroidery process. Our advanced equipment uses high-quality threads to create your design with precision and clarity. Each cap is embroidered with care, ensuring that the final result is perfect and professional.

Fast Turnaround and Delivery
At Pulse Merch, we understand the importance of time, and we pride ourselves on offering a fast turnaround for custom hat embroidery projects. Whether you need just a few hats or a bulk order, we’re committed to delivering your custom embroidered hats on time, so you can start enjoying them right away.

Wash Pros LLC: Premier Exterior Cleaning Services in East Providence

At Wash Pros LLC, we specialize in top-tier exterior cleaning services designed to keep your property looking its best all year round. Whether it's gutter cleaning, solar panel cleaning, or driveway cleaning, our team uses the latest tools and techniques to ensure your home or business is spotless and well-maintained. Serving East Providence and surrounding areas, we are committed to delivering outstanding results that help enhance curb appeal, protect your investment, and improve the longevity of your property.

Exterior Cleaning: Transform the Look of Your Property
The exterior of your home or business is the first thing people see. Keeping it clean not only boosts the aesthetic appeal but also protects the structure from weather damage and deterioration. Our comprehensive exterior cleaning services cover a range of areas around your property, including the siding, windows, fences, and patios.

At Wash Pros LLC, we understand that different surfaces require different cleaning techniques. That's why we offer customized solutions, from gentle soft washing for delicate surfaces to more powerful pressure washing for tougher materials. No matter the scope or complexity of the job, we’ll leave your property looking fresh and well-maintained.

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Your gutters play a crucial role in protecting your home from water damage by directing rainwater away from the roof and foundation. Over time, gutters can accumulate leaves, twigs, dirt, and debris, which can obstruct the flow of water. This buildup can lead to water overflow, which may cause significant damage to your roof, siding, and even your home’s foundation.

At Wash Pros LLC, our gutter cleaning service ensures that your gutters are clear, free of debris, and functioning properly. We use specialized tools to safely remove all debris and ensure that your gutters are flowing freely. Regular gutter cleaning helps prevent costly repairs down the line and keeps your home protected from the elements.

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Your solar panels are an investment in both your home’s energy efficiency and the environment. To ensure they work at their peak performance, it’s important to keep them clean and free of dirt, dust, and debris. Dirty panels can significantly reduce the amount of sunlight absorbed, ultimately decreasing their energy production.

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Your driveway is one of the most visible parts of your property, and over time, it can become stained and dirty from oil spills, tire marks, dirt, and weather exposure. Driveway cleaning is an essential service that restores the look of your driveway and boosts the overall appearance of your property.

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Custom Lip Gloss Boxes: The Ultimate Guide to Stylish and Functional Packaging
In the beauty industry, packaging is just as important as the product itself. It serves not only to protect and preserve the product but also plays a pivotal role in branding, marketing, and influencing consumer choices. When it comes to lip gloss, custom packaging offers endless possibilities to create a unique brand presence. Custom lip gloss boxes are a key element in delivering that first impression, helping brands stand out in a competitive market.
This article delves into the importance of custom lip gloss boxes, their benefits, design considerations, and the latest trends shaping this packaging solution.
Why Custom Lip Gloss Boxes Matter
Lip gloss is a beauty staple, often viewed as a small, portable item, but its impact on a brand’s image can be significant. Custom lip gloss boxes elevate the product’s appeal, making it more attractive to consumers while offering protection during transport and storage. These boxes not only serve a practical purpose but also communicate a brand's values, creativity, and quality.
Key Benefits of Custom Lip Gloss Boxes
Brand Differentiation Custom packaging allows brands to create a distinct identity in the crowded beauty industry. With a range of customization options including colors, shapes, finishes, and design elements, brands can craft packaging that reflects their personality and vision, ensuring that their lip gloss stands out on store shelves.
Effective Marketing Tool A well-designed lip gloss box doubles as a marketing tool. With space for logos, taglines, product descriptions, and even social media handles, custom packaging reinforces brand recognition and helps consumers remember your product long after purchase.
Enhanced Product Protection While lip gloss tubes are often sturdy, custom boxes provide an added layer of protection, especially during shipping and handling. These boxes ensure the product arrives in perfect condition, preventing damage from impact, exposure to sunlight, or moisture.
Improved Consumer Experience Attractive and thoughtfully designed packaging enhances the unboxing experience, making it memorable for customers. This can lead to positive word-of-mouth, repeat purchases, and social media shares, all of which contribute to brand loyalty.
Eco-Friendly Options Many beauty brands are now shifting toward sustainable packaging solutions. Custom lip gloss boxes can be made from eco-friendly materials such as recycled cardboard or biodegradable paper. This not only reduces the environmental impact but also appeals to environmentally-conscious consumers.
Cost-Effective and Scalable Custom lip gloss boxes can be produced at scale, making them cost-effective for brands. Bulk production reduces the per-unit cost, making it an affordable option for businesses of all sizes, from boutique brands to large cosmetic companies.
Design Considerations for Custom Lip Gloss Boxes
Creating custom packaging involves several design elements that must be carefully thought out to achieve the desired look and functionality. Here are key aspects to consider:
Material Choice The material used for the custom lip gloss boxes should be durable yet lightweight. Popular materials include cardboard, kraft paper, and rigid boxes. Brands focused on sustainability may opt for eco-friendly or recycled materials, which can still deliver a high-end feel.
Size and Shape The size of the box should fit the lip gloss container snugly to avoid unnecessary movement and potential damage. While traditional rectangular boxes are common, unique shapes such as hexagonal or cylindrical boxes can make your packaging stand out.
Branding Elements Incorporating your brand’s logo, color palette, and fonts is essential in creating packaging that resonates with your target audience. Consistent use of branding elements across all your products helps build brand identity and consumer trust.
Printing and Finishing Options Various printing techniques and finishes can enhance the look and feel of your custom lip gloss boxes
Window Cutouts Adding a transparent window to your lip gloss boxes allows consumers to see the actual product without opening the packaging. This feature is particularly appealing when showcasing different lip gloss shades, helping consumers make purchasing decisions quickly.
Sustainability As consumers become more eco-conscious, brands can differentiate themselves by using recyclable, compostable, or biodegradable packaging materials. Eco-friendly packaging not only reduces your brand's carbon footprint but also enhances its image as a socially responsible entity.
Conclusion
Custom lip gloss boxes are a crucial element in building a strong brand presence and ensuring that your product catches consumers' attention.

TMT Plus—Prominent PVC Conduit Pipe Manufacturer in India

TMT Plus is a trusted name in the PVC conduit pipe manufacturer industry, providing high-quality solutions for electrical wiring and infrastructure needs. With many years of expertise and innovation, TMT Plus specialises in producing durable, safe, and reliable PVC drainage pipes that meet the standards for the industry.

Our PVC Conduit pipes are designed to offer excellent mechanical strength, flexibility, and resistance to fire, chemicals, and moisture. These properties make them ideal for housing, commercial, and industrial applications. Whether it is surface cabling or hidden installation, TMT ensures maximum protection for electrical wires, reduces the risk, and increases the life.

As a customer-focused brand, TMT Plus emphasises quality control, using advanced production techniques and premium raw materials to produce pipes that meet national and international specialities. Our extensive product range includes different sizes and characters to meet different requirements.

We are proud of our commitment to stability and produce environmentally friendly pipes that are still strong, easy to install, and very effective. Our team of experts is constantly working on innovation and development to offer the best drainage solutions.

With a strong distribution network and a reputation for skill, TMT Plus is a preferred alternative for contractors, builders and electricians throughout the industry. Choose TMT plus PVC condemn tubes for better performance, safety and durability in all your electrical projects.

Well Taken Care Of™: Empowering Women Through Perimenopause and Menopause in Needham, MA

At Well Taken Care Of™, we understand that navigating the journey of perimenopause and menopause can be challenging. These natural life stages can bring about significant physical and emotional changes, and it’s crucial to have the right support system in place. Our team is committed to helping women in Needham, MA, and beyond manage and thrive during this transition with personalized care, expert guidance, and a holistic approach to health and wellness.

Located at 140 Gould St, Needham, MA 02494, Well Taken Care Of™ offers comprehensive services to support women through perimenopause and menopause. Whether you are just beginning to experience symptoms or have already entered menopause, we are here to provide the tools and resources you need to navigate this phase of life with confidence and ease.

Understanding Perimenopause and Menopause
Perimenopause and menopause are natural biological phases in every woman’s life, but they can bring about a range of physical, emotional, and mental changes. Here’s a closer look at each stage:

Perimenopause: This is the transitional phase leading up to menopause, typically beginning in a woman’s 40s, although it can start earlier. During perimenopause, the ovaries gradually produce less estrogen, leading to fluctuations in hormone levels. This phase can last anywhere from 4 to 10 years, and women may experience symptoms such as irregular periods, hot flashes, night sweats, mood swings, sleep disturbances, and changes in skin or hair.

Menopause: Menopause is officially diagnosed when a woman has gone 12 consecutive months without a menstrual period. This phase marks the end of a woman’s reproductive years and is associated with a significant decrease in estrogen production. Symptoms can include hot flashes, weight gain, vaginal dryness, low libido, fatigue, and changes in mood.

While these changes are natural, they can affect a woman’s quality of life. Fortunately, at Well Taken Care Of™, we are dedicated to helping women manage these transitions and improve their overall well-being.

How Well Taken Care Of™ Can Support You Through Perimenopause and Menopause
At Well Taken Care Of™, we take a holistic approach to women’s health, providing support through nutrition, lifestyle adjustments, and functional medicine. Our goal is to help you find balance during perimenopause and menopause and empower you to live a vibrant, healthy life.

1. Personalized Nutrition Plans
Hormonal fluctuations during perimenopause and menopause can lead to weight gain, fatigue, and other physical changes. Our nutritionists can help you create a balanced, sustainable diet that supports your body’s needs during this time. This may include:

Hormone-balancing foods: Certain foods can support hormonal balance and reduce symptoms like hot flashes. We’ll guide you on including nutrient-dense foods that promote estrogen production, such as flaxseeds, tofu, and leafy greens.
Anti-inflammatory diet: Inflammation can worsen symptoms of menopause, such as joint pain and mood swings. We’ll help you incorporate anti-inflammatory foods like berries, nuts, and fatty fish to reduce discomfort.
Blood sugar regulation: Many women experience blood sugar imbalances during menopause, leading to weight gain and fatigue. Our nutritionists will provide meal plans that keep your blood sugar levels stable throughout the day.
2. Functional Medicine Approach
Functional medicine focuses on identifying and addressing the root causes of health issues. At Well Taken Care Of™, we use functional medicine to assess and address hormonal imbalances, digestive health, and inflammation—all of which can be exacerbated during perimenopause and menopause.

We offer personalized treatment plans that may include:

Hormone testing: We can test your hormone levels to understand your unique needs and help identify any imbalances that may be contributing to symptoms.
Herbal and supplement support: Based on your individual needs, we may recommend supplements such as magnesium, vitamin D, and phytoestrogens to help support hormone balance and reduce symptoms like hot flashes and mood swings.
Gut health support: Hormonal changes can impact gut health, leading to bloating and digestive discomfort. We provide dietary and supplement recommendations to improve digestion and support a healthy gut microbiome.
3. Lifestyle Coaching and Stress Management
Stress can exacerbate many symptoms of perimenopause and menopause, including anxiety, sleep disturbances, and hot flashes. Our health coaches can help you incorporate relaxation techniques, such as:

Mindfulness and meditation: These practices can reduce stress, improve sleep, and support emotional well-being during this transition.
Breathing exercises: Deep breathing exercises can help alleviate symptoms like hot flashes and anxiety.

Biostimulants Market Expected to Reach US$ 9.6 Billion by 2033 with a 10.8% CAGR

The biostimulants market is predicted to be worth US$ 3.4 billion in 2023, and rise to US$ 9.6 billion by 2033. Demand is expected to increase at a CAGR of 10.8% over the projected period.
Due to their numerous potential applications and promising futures, biostimulants are employed in horticulture and agriculture. Growing demand for eco-friendly agricultural solutions in developing nations like China and India opens up a new market opportunity for biostimulants producers.
Since food security and public health are closely related, all parties participating in the agri-food sector have sought to enhance sustainable food production. The largest phytopharmaceutical companies in Asia Pacific and Europe have intensified their production and research activities for natural products.

Lack of restrictions related to the product's commercialization may impede the market's development and expansion during the projection period. Growth is constrained by a lack of confidence in new products, a shortage of information about high-quality products, and a lack of clear regulatory.
In the majority of markets, the data requirements for the product are often obtained from those produced from synthetic substances. Similarly, there are still no well-established endpoints for risk evaluations despite the fact that these products have been used in commerce for years.
Key Takeaways
• By 2033, the US dominates the biostimulants market, with a CAGR of 9.6%.
• The market for biostimulants increased at a 10.1% CAGR between 2017 and 2022, citing FMI's study.
• The expansion in China is anticipated to expand at an adequate CAGR of 13.3% by 2033. China’s market is likely to generate a share of US$ 1.1 billion by 2033.
• Japan's market share for biostimulants is 10.8% by 2033, with the value of US$ 490 million.
• Between 2023 and 2033, the biostimulants market is likely to increase in South Korea at 11.6% CAGR, respectively.
• The expansion in the UK is anticipated to expand at an adequate CAGR of 9.9% by 2033. The UK's market is expected to generate a share of US$ 476.2 million by 2033.
• Based on active ingredients, the acid-based segment is expected to dominate the market with a CAGR of 10.6% by 2033.
• The adoption trends of biostimulants are predicted to change due to the rising demand for organic farming. As a result, the market is anticipated to increase positively by 1.09x between 2022 and 2023.
Key Strategies in the Industry
The main factor of the market's fragmentation is the growth of local players and regional marketplaces in various regions of the world. The two regions with the biggest market activity are North America and Europe.
UPL Limited, Biostadt India Limited, Isagro SPA, Valagro SpA, and Tradecorp International are a few of the leading businesses in the biostimulants market. For the purpose of expanding their businesses, these significant firms invest in new products, product improvement, expansions, and acquisitions.
Recent Developments
• A new line of biostimulant solutions based on GoActiv Technology was launched by UPL Australia in June 2021. These products are intended to target particular crop physiological "pain points" or abiotic stresses in fruit and vegetable, vine, and tree crops.
• Isagro Group acquired Phoenix Del in 2020 in order to increase the variety of copper-based fungicides and biostimulants it offers. The goal of this acquisition was to advance technology and transform the products in its "BioSolutions" section.
Key segments
By Active Ingredient:
• Acid-Based
• Extract-Based
• Others (including Microbial Amendment, Trace Minerals, etc.)
By Crop Type:
• Row Crops
• Fruits & Vegetables
• Turfs & Ornamentals
• Other Crop Types
By Application:
• Foliar
• Soil
• Seed
By Region:
• North America
• Latin America
• Europe
• South Asia
• East Asia
• Middle East & Africa
• Oceania

AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall: Expert Solar Panel Protection and Comprehensive Solar Panel Services in Phoenix

At AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall, we understand the importance of keeping your solar panels in top condition. Offering a wide range of solar panel services, we help Phoenix homeowners and businesses protect their solar investments while ensuring they continue to operate at optimal efficiency. Whether you're looking for solar panel protection solutions or need general solar system maintenance, our team is dedicated to delivering high-quality service and peace of mind.

Why Choose AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall for Your Solar Panel Services and Protection?

Solar panels are a significant investment, and protecting them is essential for maximizing both their longevity and performance. Here’s why AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall is the trusted choice for solar panel services and protection in Phoenix, AZ:

Expert Solar Technicians
Our team is highly trained and experienced in all aspects of solar panel care, from installation to protection and maintenance. We ensure that each service is carried out with the utmost professionalism and care.

Comprehensive Solar Panel Services
At AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall, we offer a wide range of services to meet your solar panel needs, including installation, maintenance, removal, reinstallation, and more. Whether you're looking for routine service or specific repairs, we have the expertise to get the job done right.

Solar Panel Protection Solutions
Solar panels can be exposed to a variety of external elements that may cause damage over time. From harsh weather conditions to wildlife interference, our solar panel protection services help you safeguard your system and ensure it continues performing efficiently.

Affordable, Transparent Pricing
We believe in offering high-quality services at competitive rates. Our transparent pricing ensures that you know exactly what you're paying for, without hidden fees or surprises.

Proudly Serving Phoenix, AZ
Based locally at 3228 W Glendale Ave APT 149, Phoenix, AZ 85051, we are committed to serving the Phoenix community. Our reputation for excellence has made us a trusted name in solar panel services in the area.

Solar Panel Protection: Keeping Your System Safe and Efficient

Solar panels are exposed to a variety of risks that can impact their performance, including environmental elements and pests. Our solar panel protection services ensure that your panels remain safe from these threats, preserving their functionality and extending their lifespan. Here’s how we can protect your solar investment:

Weather Protection: Phoenix is known for its hot temperatures, storms, and high winds. Our team helps safeguard your panels from weather-related damage with the proper maintenance and protective measures.

Bird Proofing: Birds can damage solar panels by nesting under them or chewing on electrical wiring. Our bird proofing solutions prevent birds from accessing your panels, using mesh screens and protective devices to keep them secure.

Panel Cleaning and Maintenance: Dirt, debris, and grime can accumulate on your panels, reducing their efficiency. We offer professional cleaning services that remove obstructions and help your panels operate at their best. Regular maintenance also ensures that all components are in working order and that your system performs at optimal levels.

Protection from Tree Branches and Debris: Overhanging branches and falling leaves can interfere with your solar panels, obstructing sunlight or even damaging the system. We can assess your location and recommend ways to keep branches and debris at bay.

Comprehensive Solar Panel Services: Keeping Your System Running Smoothly

In addition to solar panel protection, AZ Solar Removal & Reinstall offers a full suite of solar panel services to meet your needs:

Solar Panel Installation: We handle all aspects of solar panel installation, ensuring that your system is properly sized, efficiently installed, and integrated with your electrical system.

Solar Panel Maintenance: Regular maintenance is key to keeping your solar panels functioning efficiently. Our services include inspections, cleaning, and addressing any minor issues before they turn into costly repairs.

Solar Panel Removal & Reinstallation: If you need to relocate or upgrade your solar system, we provide expert removal and reinstallation services that ensure everything is safely transported and reinstalled for optimal performance.

Solar Panel Repair: Should you encounter issues with your system, our team is experienced in diagnosing and repairing problems, from faulty wiring to malfunctioning inverters, ensuring minimal disruption to your energy production.

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AION Films: Creating Timeless Memories with Wedding Videography

Your wedding day is one of the most special moments of your life—a day filled with love, joy, and unforgettable memories. At AION Films, we specialize in wedding videography that captures the essence of your big day with beauty, elegance, and cinematic flair. Based in Tala, Cyprus, we are passionate about telling your unique love story through stunning visuals and high-quality video production.

Why Choose AION Films for Your Wedding Videography?

Cinematic Storytelling
At AION Films, we take a cinematic approach to wedding videography. We don’t just record events; we tell your story. Using state-of-the-art equipment, professional editing, and a keen eye for detail, we craft a visual narrative that reflects the magic of your wedding day. From the quiet moments to the joyful celebrations, we ensure every emotion is beautifully captured.

Tailored to Your Style
Every couple is unique, and so should their wedding film be. We take the time to understand your vision, preferences, and style to ensure your wedding video is exactly as you imagine. Whether you prefer a traditional, elegant video or a more modern and artistic take, we adapt our approach to suit your tastes and create a film that’s truly yours.

Experienced and Professional Team
Our team at AION Films consists of experienced videographers and filmmakers who are passionate about capturing life’s most important moments. With years of experience in wedding videography, we know how to blend seamlessly into your day, capturing the moments without disrupting the flow of your celebration. We take pride in offering a professional and discreet service, so you can focus on enjoying your big day.

High-Quality Productions
At AION Films, we use the latest in camera technology, lighting, and editing software to create wedding videos of the highest quality. Our team is dedicated to producing a polished, cinematic final product that you’ll treasure for years to come. From slow-motion sequences to stunning aerial shots, every frame of your wedding video is designed to look as breathtaking as the moment itself.

Full Coverage of Your Day
We believe in capturing the full scope of your wedding, from the intimate pre-wedding preparations to the final dance. Our wedding videography service provides comprehensive coverage, ensuring that no detail is missed. We focus on the candid moments that make your wedding day truly special, as well as the major events like the vows, speeches, and reception.

Friendly, Stress-Free Service
We understand that your wedding day can be both exciting and overwhelming. Our goal is to make the videography process as stress-free as possible. Our friendly, professional team works discreetly and efficiently, allowing you to enjoy your day without feeling like you're being constantly filmed. You can trust us to handle everything, so you can relax and enjoy the celebration.

Affordable Packages for Every Couple
At AION Films, we believe that every couple deserves a beautiful wedding video, regardless of their budget. That’s why we offer a range of wedding videography packages to suit different needs and price points. Whether you're looking for a simple highlight reel or a full-length documentary of your entire day, we have a package that’s perfect for you.

Contact AION Films for Your Wedding Videography Needs

If you want to ensure that your wedding day memories are captured beautifully and professionally, AION Films is here to help. We are passionate about wedding videography and dedicated to delivering a final product that you’ll cherish for years to come.

To learn more about our wedding videography services or to book a consultation, reach out to us at:

AION Films
Address: Mersinoudion 85, Tala 8577, Cyprus
Contact: +35799231344

Let us help you preserve the magic of your wedding day with a stunning, cinematic wedding video that you’ll treasure forever. Choose AION Films for wedding videography that tells your love story.

R.O.I. Solar Power: Empowering Homes and Businesses with Solar Energy Solutions in Lodi, CA

At R.O.I. Solar Power, located at 2000 W Turner Rd, Lodi, CA 95242, we specialize in providing top-tier solar energy solutions for both residential and commercial clients. Whether you’re looking to reduce your energy bills, increase energy independence, or make an eco-friendly choice, our team is here to guide you every step of the way. From solar panel installation to solar battery integration, we offer a range of services to meet your unique energy needs.

Residential Solar: Clean, Affordable Energy for Your Home
As the demand for renewable energy rises, residential solar systems have become a popular choice for homeowners looking to lower their utility bills and reduce their environmental impact. At R.O.I. Solar Power, we offer efficient solar panel installations that maximize energy production and minimize your reliance on the grid. Our expert team works with you to design a customized solar energy system that fits your home and meets your specific power needs.

With our high-quality solar panels, you can enjoy reliable and clean energy, reducing your carbon footprint while saving money on electricity costs. We use industry-leading technology to ensure that your solar system performs at its best for years to come.

Solar Battery Storage: Maximizing Your Solar Energy Investment
To make your solar energy system even more effective, we offer solar battery storage solutions. A solar battery allows you to store excess energy generated during the day for use at night or during power outages. This helps you get the most out of your solar panels and reduces your dependence on the grid. By adding a solar battery to your system, you can increase your energy independence and ensure that you always have power when you need it most.

Whether you're looking to supplement your residential solar system or build a more self-sufficient energy solution, R.O.I. Solar Power has the expertise to design and install the perfect system for your needs.

Main Panel Upgrade: Preparing Your Home for Solar Power
Before installing your solar system, it may be necessary to upgrade your electrical main panel to ensure that it can handle the increased load of solar energy and other modern electrical demands. At R.O.I. Solar Power, we offer professional main panel upgrades to ensure that your electrical system is ready for solar panel integration and that your home is safe and efficient.

Upgrading your electrical panel is an important step in modernizing your home’s power infrastructure and ensuring optimal performance for your solar panel installation. Our team will guide you through the process, ensuring that everything is done to the highest standards of safety and reliability.

Why Choose R.O.I. Solar Power?
Expert Solar Panel Installation: We provide professional solar panel installations using the latest technology to ensure your system delivers optimal performance.
Customized Residential Solutions: Our team specializes in creating tailored residential solar solutions that meet the energy needs of your home.
Solar Battery Integration: We offer cutting-edge solar battery systems that allow you to store and use your solar energy anytime, even during a power outage.
Main Panel Upgrades: If necessary, we perform electrical main panel upgrades to ensure your home’s electrical system is ready for solar power.
Commitment to Quality: At R.O.I. Solar Power, we prioritize safety, efficiency, and customer satisfaction in every project.
Get Started with R.O.I. Solar Power Today!
Transform your home with clean, reliable, and cost-effective solar energy. Whether you’re interested in solar panel installation, adding a solar battery, or upgrading your main panel, R.O.I. Solar Power is your trusted partner in Lodi, CA. Contact us today at +1-209-600-4433 to learn more about how we can help you take the next step toward energy independence and sustainability.

BMF Baking Company: Your Trusted Pita Manufacturer in Richardson, Texas

Located at 750 S Sherman St, Richardson, Texas, BMF Baking Company is a leading pita manufacturer, specializing in high-quality pita bread production. Whether you're a restaurant owner, caterer, or retailer, we provide premium pita manufacturing services that meet the diverse needs of our customers. With our commitment to quality, authenticity, and consistency, we are the go-to source for businesses seeking the finest pita bread for their menus and products.

What We Do: Premium Pita Manufacturing
At BMF Baking Company, we take pride in our role as a top pita manufacturer. Our pita bread is made with the finest ingredients and traditional methods to ensure authenticity and flavor. Our manufacturing process combines modern techniques with time-honored recipes, resulting in soft, fluffy, and perfectly round pitas every time.

We specialize in both small and large-scale pita manufacturing. Our facility in Richardson is equipped with state-of-the-art technology, allowing us to produce a variety of pita styles, including traditional, whole wheat, and gluten-free options. Whether you are looking for pita for sandwiches, wraps, or as a side to complement your dishes, BMF Baking Company has you covered.

Why Choose BMF Baking Company?
Uncompromising Quality: As a dedicated pita manufacturer, we never compromise on quality. Our pitas are crafted to perfection, ensuring that every bite delivers the ideal taste and texture.

Customized Solutions: We understand that each business has unique needs. That’s why we offer flexible pita manufacturing options, from bulk orders to customized shapes and sizes.

Competitive Pricing: At BMF Baking Company, we offer competitive pricing without sacrificing quality. We work closely with our clients to provide the best value in the pita industry.

Reliable Delivery: Based in Richardson, Texas, we offer reliable and prompt delivery services. Our strategic location ensures that our pitas arrive fresh and on time, no matter where you are.

Serving Businesses Across Texas and Beyond
While we are proud to serve the Richardson and greater Dallas-Fort Worth area, BMF Baking Company’s pita manufacturing services extend beyond local borders. We work with restaurants, grocery stores, and foodservice providers nationwide to deliver top-tier pita products that help them stand out in the market.

Whether you're a restaurant chain looking to add authentic pita to your menu or a grocery store seeking premium pita products for your shelves, BMF Baking Company is your trusted partner in pita manufacture.

Contact Us Today
If you're looking for a reliable and experienced pita manufacturer, BMF Baking Company is here to help. Get in touch with us at (972)-388-8570 for more information or to place an order. You can also visit us at 750 S Sherman St, Richardson, TX 75081, where we will be happy to discuss your pita needs and how we can serve you.

Choose BMF Baking Company for all your pita manufacturing needs — where quality meets tradition, and service meets satisfaction!

Candle Packaging: The Ultimate Guide to Elevate Your Brand
Why Candle Packaging Matters

Candle packaging plays a crucial role in both protecting the product and enhancing its aesthetic appeal. In today’s competitive market, attractive and functional packaging is essential for capturing customer attention, ensuring product safety, and reinforcing brand identity.

Key Elements of High-Quality Candle Packaging
1. Material Selection

The material used in candle packaging is critical in maintaining product integrity, durability, and aesthetic appeal. Some of the most commonly used materials include:

Cardboard and Paperboard: Lightweight, eco-friendly, and customizable for different styles.

Glass Jars: Ideal for luxury candles, offering a sophisticated and protective housing.

Metal Tins: Travel-friendly and durable, suitable for compact packaging.

Plastic Containers: Cost-effective and versatile, though less eco-friendly.

2. Branding and Customization

Strong branding elements on packaging create a lasting impression. Effective branding strategies include:

Embossed or Foil Stamping: Adds a luxurious touch to your packaging.

Minimalist Designs: Clean and modern looks that appeal to high-end consumers.

Personalized Labels: Custom labels with unique typography and graphics enhance the visual appeal.

Window Cutouts: Allow customers to see the candle inside without opening the package.

3. Sustainable and Eco-Friendly Options

With the increasing demand for sustainable packaging, brands should consider:

Biodegradable Materials: Such as kraft paper and recycled cardboard.

Reusable Packaging: Containers that customers can repurpose.

Soy-Based Inks: An eco-friendly printing option.

Types of Candle Packaging
1. Luxury Candle Packaging

Premium candles require high-end packaging that reflects the exclusivity of the product. Features include:

Rigid boxes with magnetic closures for a sleek unboxing experience.

Velvet or satin lining for added elegance.

Gold or silver foil accents for a sophisticated appeal.

2. Gift Candle Packaging

Candle packaging designed for gifting should be visually appealing and ready for presentation. Common features include:

Decorative boxes with ribbons and bows.

Themed packaging for seasonal gifts (Christmas, weddings, birthdays).

Custom messages or engravings for personalization.

3. Wholesale and Bulk Candle Packaging

For businesses selling candles in bulk, efficiency and cost-effectiveness are key. Features include:

Stackable and compact designs for easy shipping.

Corrugated cardboard for added durability.

Minimalist branding to reduce production costs.

Candle Packaging Design Trends
1. Minimalist and Elegant Designs

Simplicity is the new luxury. Many brands opt for clean lines, neutral tones, and minimal text to create an elegant and modern look.

2. Sustainable and Eco-Conscious Packaging

More consumers are leaning towards zero-waste and biodegradable materials, making sustainable packaging a priority for many brands.

3. Interactive and Innovative Packaging

Unique and functional packaging elements, such as hidden compartments, scented boxes, and reusable containers, help brands stand out.

4. Personalization and Customization

Personalized packaging with handwritten notes, custom scents, or tailored designs enhances customer engagement and loyalty.

Best Practices for Candle Packaging

Ensure Proper Labeling: List essential information such as scent, burn time, safety warnings, and ingredients.

Protect Against Heat and Damage: Use heat-resistant materials and secure sealing to prevent wax melting.

Prioritize User Experience: Packaging should be easy to open, store, and recycle.

Focus on Aesthetic Appeal: Visually appealing packaging attracts impulse buyers and repeat customers.

Conclusion

Investing in well-designed candle packaging not only enhances product safety but also boosts brand recognition and customer appeal. Whether opting for luxurious, eco-friendly, or cost-effective packaging, brands should prioritize quality, innovation, and sustainability to stand out in the competitive market.

Discover the Best Organic Honey at Dino Kelulut Organic Trigona Honey

At Dino Kelulut Organic Trigona Honey, we specialize in providing the finest quality organic honey, sourced from the stingless Trigona bees that produce Kelulut honey. Based in Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia, we are proud to be a leading provider of organic honey wholesale, catering to both local and international customers. Whether you're looking to buy organic honey for personal use or interested in purchasing in bulk, we offer a variety of options that ensure you're getting the purest, most nutritious honey available.

Why Choose Organic Honey?
Organic honey is produced without the use of harmful chemicals, pesticides, or artificial additives, making it a healthier and more natural alternative to conventional honey. The benefits of organic honey go beyond just being a natural sweetener—it is rich in antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals that support overall health.

At Dino Kelulut, our Kelulut honey is raw and unfiltered, meaning it retains all of its natural enzymes, nutrients, and health-promoting properties. Trigona honey, especially our organic honey, has a unique taste and texture, making it a prized product in the world of natural sweeteners.

The Benefits of Kelulut Honey
Kelulut honey is a special variety of honey produced by stingless bees, and it has several advantages over traditional honey. This honey is prized for its rich, tangy flavor and smooth consistency. Some key benefits of Kelulut honey include:

Rich in Antioxidants: Our Kelulut honey is packed with natural antioxidants, which help protect the body from oxidative stress and support the immune system.

Supports Digestive Health: The enzymes in Kelulut honey aid in digestion, making it a great choice for those seeking to improve gut health.

Natural Antibacterial Properties: The antimicrobial effects of Kelulut honey make it an excellent choice for soothing sore throats and promoting wound healing.

Boosts Energy: As a natural sweetener, Kelulut honey provides a quick energy boost without the harmful effects of refined sugars.

Whether you're using it in your daily tea, smoothies, or as a natural remedy, Kelulut honey offers a unique way to improve your health naturally.

Organic Honey Wholesale: A Trusted Source for Bulk Orders
At Dino Kelulut, we are a trusted organic honey wholesale supplier. Whether you are a retailer, distributor, or simply a large-scale consumer looking to buy in bulk, we can provide you with high-quality organic honey that meets your needs. We offer competitive pricing for wholesale orders, ensuring that you receive the best value without compromising on quality.

Our honey is harvested with care, ensuring that it maintains its natural purity, flavor, and health benefits. With our organic honey wholesale option, you can stock up on Kelulut honey and share its benefits with others, whether through your store or as a part of your product line.

Buy Organic Honey: Taste the Natural Sweetness
Looking to buy organic honey for personal use or as a healthy alternative to refined sugars? Dino Kelulut Organic Trigona Honey offers a range of honey products that cater to different tastes and preferences. Whether you are new to Kelulut honey or a long-time fan, our products offer the ideal choice for anyone who values purity, flavor, and health.

Our Kelulut honey is perfect for those who want to enjoy a natural sweetener that not only satisfies their cravings but also supports their overall health. Unlike processed sugars or syrups, Kelulut honey is packed with nutrients and antioxidants that can help maintain a balanced diet and boost your immune system.

Understanding Kelulut Honey Price
When it comes to the Kelulut honey price, you can be assured that you're paying for the highest quality. Kelulut honey is often priced higher than traditional honey due to its unique production process, limited availability, and the specialized care required to harvest it from stingless bees. However, the benefits far outweigh the price.

At Dino Kelulut, we are committed to offering Kelulut honey at a competitive price while maintaining its high standards of quality. Whether you’re purchasing a small jar for personal use or a bulk order for resale, you’ll find that our prices reflect the value and purity of the product.

HEV-Rescue Hybrid Battery Repair & EV Charging: Reliable Hybrid Car Service in San Diego and Trusted Hybrid Battery Shop in the Inland Empire

At HEV-Rescue Hybrid Battery Repair & EV Charging, we are dedicated to providing expert hybrid vehicle services for customers in San Diego and the Inland Empire. Whether you’re looking for a reliable hybrid car service in San Diego or searching for a hybrid battery shop in the Inland Empire, we are here to provide you with the best hybrid vehicle care and battery solutions. Located at 3235 Production Ave, Oceanside, CA 92058, we serve all of Southern California with high-quality services designed to keep your hybrid vehicle running at its best.

Why Choose HEV-Rescue for Hybrid Car Service in San Diego?
San Diego is a vibrant city with many eco-conscious drivers choosing hybrid vehicles to reduce emissions and save on fuel costs. However, like all vehicles, hybrids require regular maintenance and occasional repairs to ensure they operate efficiently and reliably. At HEV-Rescue, we offer specialized hybrid car service in San Diego, providing everything from battery diagnostics to performance checks for hybrid cars of all makes and models.

Our team of expert technicians has extensive experience working with hybrid systems, and we use the latest tools and technology to ensure your vehicle stays in optimal condition. From routine maintenance to more complex repairs, we offer a wide range of hybrid car services, including:

Hybrid Battery Diagnostics and Repair: If your vehicle is showing signs of battery issues such as reduced fuel efficiency or poor acceleration, we can diagnose and repair the battery to restore its performance.

Hybrid System Inspections: We perform detailed inspections of your hybrid car’s electric and combustion systems, ensuring both components are functioning as intended.

Routine Hybrid Car Maintenance: Regular maintenance is crucial to keeping your hybrid in top shape. We offer oil changes, tire rotations, brake servicing, and more to ensure long-lasting performance.

Choosing HEV-Rescue for your hybrid car service in San Diego means you are getting experienced technicians who specialize in hybrid technology and are committed to providing excellent customer care.

Hybrid Battery Shop in the Inland Empire
If you are in the Inland Empire and need expert hybrid battery care, HEV-Rescue is the hybrid battery shop you can trust. We specialize in hybrid battery repair, replacement, and reconditioning, offering high-quality service to keep your hybrid vehicle performing at its peak. Whether your battery is showing signs of wear or needs a complete replacement, we are here to help.

At our hybrid battery shop in the Inland Empire, we offer a range of services to meet all your hybrid battery needs:

Hybrid Battery Diagnostics and Repair: If your hybrid battery is showing signs of failure, our team will run diagnostics to identify the issue and provide efficient repair solutions.

Hybrid Battery Replacement: If your hybrid battery is beyond repair, we offer high-quality replacement batteries at competitive prices, ensuring your vehicle operates at its best.

Hybrid Battery Reconditioning: In many cases, we can restore your hybrid battery to near-new condition with our battery reconditioning services. This is a cost-effective option for extending the life of your battery without the expense of a full replacement.

Our hybrid battery shop in the Inland Empire is equipped with the latest technology and tools to ensure top-quality repairs and services. We work with a variety of hybrid car models, ensuring that we can meet your specific needs no matter the make or model of your vehicle.

Why Choose HEV-Rescue?
Experienced Technicians: Our team has extensive experience working with hybrid and electric vehicles, making us experts in hybrid car services and battery repairs.

Comprehensive Services: From hybrid car service in San Diego to hybrid battery shop solutions in the Inland Empire, we offer a full range of services to meet your needs.

Egoboo: Your Premier Audio Studio and Post Production Studio in Dublin, Ireland

Located at Basement, 22 Fitzwilliam Street Upper, Dublin, D02 X6W8, Ireland, Egoboo is a top-tier audio studio and audio post production facility offering comprehensive services for all your audio needs. Whether you’re looking for high-quality audio post production in Dublin or professional sound engineering, Egoboo is your trusted partner for delivering impeccable audio results.

Why Choose Egoboo as Your Audio Studio and Post Production Partner?
At Egoboo, we provide a seamless, professional experience for all types of audio post production. Our team is equipped with the latest technology and has years of experience in delivering outstanding audio services. Here's why Egoboo stands out as your go-to audio post production studio Dublin:

State-of-the-Art Audio Studio in Dublin
Our audio studio in Dublin is designed with the latest in audio technology to provide superior sound quality. Whether you’re working on a film, commercial, podcast, or video game, we ensure your project sounds flawless.

Advanced Audio Equipment: We use top-tier microphones, mixing boards, and soundproofing techniques to capture every detail with precision and clarity. From the initial recording to the final mix, our studio is designed to deliver optimal results.

Skilled Engineers: Our experienced sound engineers have a deep understanding of both the creative and technical aspects of audio. They work with you throughout the entire process, ensuring your vision comes to life with a perfect sound.

Tailored to Your Needs: Our audio studio is flexible and adaptable, catering to various types of audio projects, from voiceovers to music production and everything in between.

Expert Audio Post Production Services in Dublin
At Egoboo, we specialize in audio post production that enhances the sound quality and ensures your project is production-ready. Our audio post production studio offers a range of services designed to fine-tune every aspect of your sound:

Sound Editing and Cleaning: Our engineers meticulously edit audio tracks to remove unwanted noise, clicks, and pops, ensuring a clean, professional recording. Whether it’s for a podcast or a film, we’ll make sure your audio is pristine.

Sound Design and Effects: We bring your audio to life with custom sound effects and designs that enhance the storytelling process. Whether you're creating a film, video game, or commercial, our audio post production studio can provide the creative edge that brings your project to life.

Mixing and Mastering: Our mixing and mastering services ensure your audio is balanced and polished. We adjust sound levels, balance dialogue, and create a cohesive sound experience, so your project sounds seamless and engaging, whether it's for broadcast, streaming, or cinema.

Foley and ADR: We provide specialized services such as Foley (the reproduction of everyday sound effects) and ADR (Automated Dialogue Replacement), ensuring that your audio matches the visual elements perfectly. This is crucial for film, TV, and video game production.

Comprehensive Audio Post Production Studio Services
Whether you're working on a commercial, TV show, film, podcast, or any other project that requires expert sound engineering, Egoboo offers the full range of audio post production services to make sure your audio is perfect.

Film and TV Audio Post Production: We work closely with film and television producers to ensure that every sound – from dialogue to ambient noise – complements the visual storytelling. Our audio post production services help to create an immersive sound experience for viewers.

Commercial Audio Post Production: For advertisers, we provide expert audio post production services for radio and TV commercials. Our team ensures your ad has the right sound mix and message delivery to grab attention and engage your audience.

Podcast Production: As podcasting continues to grow in popularity, Egoboo offers professional services for editing, mixing, and mastering your podcast episodes. We’ll help you sound professional, clear, and engaging.

Video Games and Animation: Our audio team brings video game soundtracks, character voices, and sound effects to life. Whether you’re working on an indie game or a major production, we ensure your sound design is top-notch.