(- _ -)

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

The bugs have learned to hide

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

On Amazon buying Whole Foods.

The coffee IV bag hung above my workstation

When you make a mistake and try to fix it, but you can't remember how to spell amend...

git commit --ammend
error: unknown command `amend'

git commit -ammend
[branch-name] mend

Huh?

git log
commit #
mend

Created a new commit with message 'mend'. Now to clean this all up and go get some sleep!

I must be desperate I'm on page 5 of google results

The best thing about boolean is that even if you are wrong, you are only wrong by a bit.

"everyone can code" is like to say "everyone can write". Yes, everyone can write, but there's a difference between be able to write and be able to write a successful well-written novel

Lesson 1: Valid HTML Tags

Ah this project is 90% complete, time to start neglecting it and find something else to do.

Theyre getting desperate...

If that strip ever works on Linux I'll eat my hat.

Perks of being an introvert:
Has been hesitant of sending a mail requesting stickers till now because I was afraid to be judged...-_-

You understand more xkcd comics.

never had problems with windows,
joined devRant and read about problems,
now I have problems with windows.

Someone wrote a website that will convert cm^3 to mL for you. How useful!

Their JavaScript is, unfortunately, less than optimal for such a task however.

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.

Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.

Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

From the director of the department within a large investment bank: "We will be looking into converting all Java code to Cobol because it is easier to work with".

Needless to say I started looking for a new job that night.

My love story with Jetbrains :
And they lived happily every after...

At my old job, me and a colleague were tasked with designing a new backup system. It had integrations for database systems, remote file storage and other goodies.
Once we were done, we ran our tests, and sure enough. The files and folder from A were in fact present at B and properly encrypted. So we deployed it.
The next day, after the backup routine had run over night, I got to work and noone was able to log in. They were all puzzled.
I accessed a root account to find the issue. Apparantly, we had made a mistake!
All files on A were present at B... But they were no longer present at A.
We had issued 'move' instead of 'copy' on all the backups. So all of peoples files and even the shared drives have had everything moved to remote storage :D
We spent 4 hours getting everything back in place, starting with the files of the people who were in the office that day.
Boss took it pretty well at least, but not my proudest moment.

*Stay tuned for the story of how I accidentally leaked our Amazon Web Services API key on stack overflow*

/facepalm

Some people will hate me for bringing up this old meme but.....

...

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What does @dfox say?

Ranting from the android emulator....

Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..

Hate braces?

Enter password.

Wrong!
Wrong!
Wrong!

Reset password.
New password can't be same as old password.

Finally had a "it's not a bug, it's a feature" moment today and called bullshit on it. I feel like a real developer now.