!rant

Anyone else here into regex crossword? I'm quite obsessed and I'm at rank 32 now 😛

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

No. More. Writing. Code. On. A. Fucking. Piece. Of. Paper.

 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

I fucked up hard for the first time yesterday at work.

Came in and expected a huge speech from the bossman.

He called me to his office:

Explained me where I went wrong and what I should do next time with a big smile on his face!

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

Good doggo

*SSH's into VPS*
*Starts doing some general maintainance (updating, checking the logs etc)*
*runs the who command for fun*
*NOTICES THAT THERE"S ANOTHER ACTIVE SESSION*
*FURIOUSLY STARTS TO TRY AND LOOK HOW THAT USER MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN IN (root)*

*Goes one terminal to the left after a few minutes to see if I can use that one as well*
*notices an active and forgotten SSH session to that VPS*

I am stupid.

There is a spider outside my window at work that I've named Vanessa. She is a web developer. And every time I squash a bug, I feed it to her.

I think rather than go clubbing again tonight, I may just stay in and mess around with Linux in an old desktop or play with python a bit...

And have some vodka.

A university that teaches students
C++ without teaching an understanding of memory management is pointerless.

You can't procrastinate if you don't do anything at all

Read it and weep

new formula for life...

Why do people walk around holding their phone in front of their face talking to someone on loud speaker?!

childrens....

Hello, I'd like to hear a Torrent joke ..

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

iLovePython

*tries not to cry*
*cries a lot*

StackOverflow members,
Please read the question properly at least once before marking it as a duplicate of another question with the similar keyword but asks a completely different question 😑😑

Bot commits suicide

DevConfession

I often google names for my variables to see if I find a betrer fitting synonym that reads better

When it's been 4seconds since you posted a question on Stack Overflow and no one has answered it yet.

!rant

Just found out that the year 2038 problem fires exactly on my 42nd birthday.

I didn't choose to be developer, it was destiny...

Hehehehe

That weird moment when you don't understand what ++ or -- means in devRant cause you Python developer

Type T ( something something... )
...
Type * TP = T;
TP.do()

> Be me
> Production code
> Update Type structure
> SEGV
> Wtf why was this even working
> Ask senior
> senior y u do dis
> bc
> Why were no errors
...
> mfw
> He says

"I added -fpermissive and forgot..."

On production since May

...

...

...

... 2007

My life lately.

You will understand ;~)

Really.. I thought ummm..