github in real word

Feature Creep the return of Jedi

always😂😂

Talked dev with my uncle today at the dinner table. Every other family member slowly backed away in boredom and confusion as we discussed spaces vs. tabs

when people think you know everything...

When everyone on Stack Overflow treats you like an idiot because they don't understand what you need done.

first world problem.

"what should we name that variable/class/method,etc"

ffs

No Jack, not now... I'm busy.

Everyone is posting awesome setups and I'm over here with a laptop lol

Big names here on DevRant...

When you spend hours working on something, finally look at the fruits of your efforts and think 'what the hell is this?'. Delete. Start again. Repeat in five hours.

I call then gif

skype interview with chinese it vp,

vp: do u know cow-computing?
me: sorry what?
vp: cow computing
me: really can't hear you, did u mean actual Cow computing?
vp: i mean cow! you know like in the sky.
me: oohhhh, cloud computing.. (face turns red over embarrassment)

Client : This functionality doesn't seem to be working.

Me : What browser are you using?

Client : Internet Explorer. Do you know of a quick fix?

Me : Use a different browser...

starts weekend with full mood to work on personal project.
End up watching youtube videos all day long.