Spending more time on JIRA than actual work...

maybe JIRA is actual work ? 🤔

When Back-end try Front-end...

So I'm a new CS student diving head first into programming. I've already made my choice in terms of what language to learn and indent style (bracket gets its own line 😁), but I'm having trouble choosing between vim and emacs...

Without this devolving into a flame war, could we have a discussion on the pros and cons of each editor? I'm curious to see what other developers use and their experiences with each of these editors.

This hurts.

This bus company got... inspired.

* Me to a girl*
Me : Hey can I know your age?
Her: I can't tell the age like that!
Me: Oh! I see! Can I get your email address so that I can contact you later!
Her: priyanka1995@gmail.com

Me : —_(@_@)_—

When you finally finish with university.
(not me, but had to share.)

HAHAHAHA

Guys check out devRant CUI

https://github.com/Jay9596/...

Very buggy at the moment, but can be used to browse rants,stories,etc.

Oh, you want to grab the scroll bar? How about I resize your window instead?

I told my girlfriend she was the semicolon to my statements,little did she know I was using Python.

The superpower to perform version control on reality. (Git)

Imagine this universe (the current branch), which is made up of a series of events (commits).

Having this ability to allows us to:

- undo events (git reset/git revert)
- reorder events (git rebase)
- transfer to another universe (git checkout)
- derive a new universe from current universe (git checkout -b)
- delete a universe (git branch -D)
- apply an event from another universe (git cherry-pick)

and my favorite:
- merge universes and their events (git merge)

we have to resolve conflicting events, of course.

What else? ;)

So true

Life of a web developer:

*Birth*
*Create awesome looking websites*
*Make them look bad on clients request*
*Death*

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

System.out.println("Hello World");

Said my code is self explanatory and doesn't need comments.

After few minutes "wtf is this shit?".