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About25 years as an engineer. It’s given me a great lifestyle but it’s been an utter ballache!
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SkillsSkilled in leveraging all strategic platforms where change is the only constant…
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@UnicornPoo don’t forget that it should of course leverage all strategic platforms but a bespoke turnkey solution may be valid
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Fuck that shit. I’ve been in the industry for 25 years and have several million of these rejections..possibly billions. If you’re good enough you’ll find your spot eventually
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Mine is G Spot
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It would help if they could actually converse in English
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Being a fucking diversity promote..it’s getting embarrassing where I work
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Either your codebase is fairly trivial or you are indeed a true genius…have you tested everything?
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@dissolvedgirl I see..she should be terminated immediately then!
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I would always assume that monitoring is in place…it’s not a big deal unless you are prone to repeatably typing the word ‘cunt’ in every chat and email
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think you make some wrong assumptions there..great developers are great problem solvers ..knowing basic keystrokes isn’t a big deal and will improve with practice no reason to write off an intern
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That’s what you deserve. Period.
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@CoreFusionX I don’t believe you ;)
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@hitko yawn
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need some Dyson energy in my life…carpets are a mess
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What a load of bull. Python Lambdas don’t support multiple statements who the fuck cares..if you code to a decent level, you shouldn’t be writing anonymous functions anyway
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@CoreFusionX that’s a ballache of Gaussian proportions
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Always wondered why ifconfig and not ipconfig what does the f stand for.?
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Every Friday?! Wtf u be writing HR Bull full time …leave asap
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Sry was just quoting the song by Rag n Bone man :)
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Don’t put the blame on them
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@electrineer I used it in anger over about 10 years in banking and it was bloody great to use and I am a seasoned java/python spod (apache Poi anyone?) now am glad I don’t have to touch it very often as it saddens me enormously…
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@grospataplouf I feel your pain
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Bad workman blames his tools
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@NotJeckel this happened to me as well. I’m happy to turn my nose up at it cos I have a 3hr commute. If they want us to come in..then talk about it like adults or just enforce it..not this free pizza ‘work is so fun at the office’ bs
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The recruitment process is a big indicator as to the quality of the company…have they put in the time ? If so signs are positive..if not fingers crossed
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Ok Ron Jeffries (not to be confused with Ron Jeremy) makes sense ;)
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Ok so we don’t bother with Pointing Poker cos it’s a waste of time. The Team never provide the estimate…individuals do ..the idea that points are comparable is not realistic
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I love the classic look…and that includes my ide
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The pointing poker thing is total BS
Complexity depends on programmer and we each do niche stuff …points aren’t fungible..I’ve never come across a team where this isn’t the case…I mean seriously what a load of agile ARSE!!!! -
This is the perfect opportunity to look in demand/ get leverage. Even if I’m not interviewing with other shops I will make it up..say I’m in early stages whatever..usually they ask the question if they’re interested and if they’re interested they’ll act on it.. people way too honest here..it’s a game ..get one up on the fuckers dammit!
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@jsonboa I used to work for a trading firm where a guy lost 200 grand on a trade cos the sheet was in manual calc mode. There are a multitude of stories like this but I witnessed this particular debacle. I have a soft spot for Excel but office 365 ruined the glorious 2007..the dev bellends just couldn’t leave it alone