Pro tip: if you want to day dream at work just open a complicated XML file in your IDE and stare at it intensely any time someone walks past your desk.

That feeling ...

That awkward moment when your shower has a better commit streak than you.

Being the only dev on a project

During an internship, I had to use angular and angular material on a web app. I discovered the magic of 2way data-binding!

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

Putting radio on the Internet.

Today I had an app throw an out of memory exception, while trying to throw an out of memory exception

When your boss or client comes to you and asks if it's done, but also has a ton of changes they want to see implemented 😓

Code > Test > Fix > Repeat

MRW it's almost launch day

When someone says their code won't work, even when they tried adding the first post from a StackOverflow page.

When your program runs flawlessly without any errors on the first attempt.

programmers true meaning.

When you are the only developer of a project

*Windows forces restart*

A legitimate warning from my university's curriculum app

People gotta start understanding this!

Good programmer swears when something goes wrong, great programmers swear everytime

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

100% network engineer

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

Okay, can we just all agree to stop making YABSS? (Yet Another Bootstrap Standard Site)

Yes, Bootstrap can be used for nice things, if you actually dig into it and tweak it, but please don't just copy/paste a fucking getting started template!

FFS! Stop it!

When a developer walks in a meeting where new features are being discussed...

CSS doesn't work.
30 mins later:
Browser-Zoom was at 400% -.-

It worked last night.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"

This just needs to be here...

My code.

Before refactor / After refactor