Does anyone else mess up in real life and think CTRL-Z

Anyone else have to deal with an asshole who refuses to use the git repo? Not sure how much longer I can hold onto my sanity.

If you understand -_-

Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep😋

As a self taught C programmer starting comp sci in University, WTF is all this object oriented-ness. Constructors, parents, children, inheritance, polymorphism... I feel like more like an anthropologist than a programmer.

(But really, I get why it's better. Just so hard to learn)

When your non tech savvy girlfriend uses a function in windows you didnt even knew existed....

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Thanks Cortana... you're making me more sad now.

That momemt when you realise little cesar is using ubuntu.

The more I play, the more I realise the similarities between coding and Dark Souls.

Am I the only one that comes to the sad realization that if I wanna have a happy and healthy lifestyle I have to sleep a lot and avoid caffeine and do exercise on a daily basis and, on the other hand, if I wanna do all the things I'd like to do concerning software development (and hold a regular job) I have to sacrifice sleep, exercise and switch water to coffee?

Casting a spell

The original idea is not mine, but I can't tell you how much fun I've had with this

Respect mate.
Credits its foss

Question: how to learn programming?
Answer: start programming

Aah, devRant... where developers can be humans...

First dev job and I've made it to lunch time, better than I'd convince myself I would do.

I just started using git. it is unbelievably useful. What an idiot I was that I didn't start using it earlier. I LOVE GIT!

Me to coworkers tomorrow: best wishes.
Me to boss tomorrow: Go f*ck yourself

Autoexec.bat

Pro Tip: You can also charge your laptop faster by placing it carefully in the microwave and setting the timer for 10 minutes.

If all else fails; jumping off a bridge is also another natural way of preventing you from getting your devices infected

In my new neighborhood I found this WiFi network which has been protected for so long by just its name "Virus".
Am sure the owner never thought of geeks who instead of running away from" virus" just get closer.

Am ranting using "virus" network

MFW I have to deal with an array that has various objects of many types and it's not easily debuggable because the backend is multithreaded.

Most of the time blue screens are caused by software or drivers. Not windows.

Santa is coming to town

When Santa got a new system

I usually prefer the single slit design for pen testing personally

been there, done that.
haha

Really makes you think.

Petition to officially rename the term 'build' to 'kraken', so QA can shout 'Release the Kraken' and I can shout back 'The Kraken has been released!'.

I'm a bit confused...