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Spinning code while spinning beats
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js, angular, node.js
Location

BK

Joined devRant on 1/21/2016

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Interviewer: have you ever been reported for sexual misconduct at work?
Me: uh no
Interviewer: good to hear! Our last developer had wandering hands, which we don't approve of here
Me: ...

undefined wk48 handsy mchandsface

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Started to write a blues song about this depressing legacy code base, but then it turned into an emo song, and now it's very heavy metal.

undefined legacy code too many feels

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Started wearing USB sticks around my neck with thousands of dollars of bitcoin on them, feel like a baller

undefined bling conspicuous consumption

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Pair program with myself. It's lonely but 3x more effective than pairing with my idiot colleagues

undefined wk47

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Kids, just say no to iframes

undefined html iframes

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Brogrammers who've got no love for the game, just collecting a sweet paycheck. Breaks my heart

undefined brogrammers

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99 problems but a conflict ain't one

undefined conflicts merging

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Graduating from a 12 week hacker bootcamp does not make you a "Sr." anything

undefined bootcamps interviews

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Inconsistent camel case. Not that complicated dude

undefined js formatting

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Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

undefined legacy code bad code

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Found two different variables used in two different ways "profileCard" and "porfileCard" Sweet baby jesus

undefined js

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