When the commit message reads "changes made". Thanks asshole.

People who ask a question on stackOverflow and comment a minute later with " it's cool I solved it " are the biggest ass holes in the whole world , come on... How about sharing so some1 else might find your post helpful ... 😡

#girlfriend {
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When the battery in your MacBook Pro explodes , buckling the trackpad and prying off the bottom 👍🏽

Famous last words:

"But it worked in my local..."

"The site could really use some more UX if it's going to be responsible design"

*Working on custom magento build*

Project manager:you are taking to long on this project. I know how long it should take to build a web site, I built a way more complicated site than this in just a few hours!

Me: what site did you build?

PM: *sends link to wife's photography site* wife.squarespace.com

Me: ...that's not the same thing at all

Just another day at the office:
Boss: you need to leave early today because I am upgrading and reconfiguring the servers.
Me: ok, what happens if you fuck it up?
Boss: we lose all of our work
Me: but it's backed up right?
Boss: yeah, I think so
Me: ...ok, see ya tomorrow
1hr later
Text from boss: oops...

2016 and people still don't know how to write commit messages.

Designer sends me mock up. I send out to client to review before we start to develop. (Mock up has lorem ipsum for paragraph text in one spot) A few minutes later client calls freaking out "Why is my whole site in Spanish, I don't speak Spanish!"

Sometimes they pay off...

You aint no dev son

IE6 sucks

Dev life

Mobile life

No sliders no thank you

When something works fine in dev environment vs. pushing it live 😡🔥

Made the mistake of telling management I wasn't being utilized enough. Guess who is no longer getting sleep 😬

If a bug does not manifest itself in any logs or stats, is there a bug? Sadly, yes.