FUCK MY BOSS WHEN HE SAYS HE DIDNT SEE ANY UI CHANGES AFTER NOT SLEEPING FOR 24HRS TO GET THE ENTIRE BACKEND REWRITE DONE. I WENT OVER THE ACTUAL CHANGES WITH HIM 100 FUCKING TIMES! I GET THIS MESSAGE AFTER FINALLY GRABBING SOME FOOD "What did you do, you said you were going to work on the site??" FUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCK!!! FUCK YOUR MONEY AND YOUR JOB!!!! AND WHILE IM AT IT FUCK WEBDEV!!! 🖕FUCK YOU GUYS🖕 IM GOING HOME

/rant Thank God for devRant

Every programmers dream convo

Took me a while to get it :D

LOL :D

I've been doing agile wrong my entire life

Get it

When my colleague asks for help when debugging, I like to start of with setting a few breakpoints.

#iPhone7

Knowing that yours is probably the last job that will be automated, followed only by complete annihilation of humanity by artificial intelligence..

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Only in computer science you'll find that root is on the top of the tree and that parent may kill it's child after its function is no longer needed.

My project manager sent this to me today.

After long hours at work, I can relate

When you reach that point, that level -- a coding apex, and the universe has found you. That feeling as you code, where the ideas, the advanced concepts, they flow out of your mind like beautiful and wonderful poetry. And you smile, because all is well, and you have created something beautiful in a world that needs more beauty. Also, it's lunchtime.

With time, I have come to the realisation that when a person says he knows C++. He's either a noob or god!

I was going to an interview and they kept me waiting for more than 1 hour without a notice. When the interviewer came, she didn't even apologize and gave me a form to fill out. I left the building and didn't come back. Did I did wrong? What would you do?

When you get a little confused

Be aware of your requests.

For windows people

Made me laugh a little :D

My wife saw me posting on Dev Rant raging about my boss, and suggested I ought to use a different user name instead of my usual one... considering he spends all day using social media I think she might be right... passed the advice on to some friends we are all now paranoid and have new accounts. <3

May the 'storage' be with you... 💾

Guys on CodePen are making battling Pikachus out of pure CSS and I'm just sitting here trying to get my navbar straight.

Add bugs to fix them later??

First date tip: Don't tell her that you prefer back-end over front-end. Programming is apparently "the most perverted thing in the world"...

Devs we be like.....!...thanks to Bots.....Why should we remain single for ever😂😂😂

After joining devrant I spend twice the time sitting on the toilet which results in my right leg falling asleep and me trying to stumble my way out of the bathroom looking like a hideous creature of the night.

Big data is like teenage sex

QA engineers...

Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...