When I say I want to work for EA, this is what I mean.

You get paid to watch and analyze athletes. Fucking awesome job.

Shit, where'd my servers go?!

if a product still works, it hasn’t added enough features yet.
(sorry if reposting)

I might start referring to non-technical people as muggles.

A SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

I just wrote "git vomit" instead of "git commit".

I'm glad I didn't have to call Tech Support for this. devRant stickers from India!

why do enterprise apps that cost millions have worse usability than word 97 still?

Well guys it was nice being dev while it lasted. Reevaluated my life and decided to travel the vast world and become a Pokemon master.

way back in highschool, for recitation i fixed a bug in the code written on the board with a very small change. feeling proud of my work, i did a 'mic drop'-esque thing on the marker i used.

my prof apparently did not see the change i made, said to the class something about 'having guts,stagefright,etc. he thought i really did not do anything, and just erased the whole thing. i almost lost interest in programming after that.

after college though, graduating top of the class and all, the school asked me to do their website, it was kickass and the board liked it.

months after golive, i came across the same prof in a party for celebrating the success of the website.
i will never forget that "in your face" smug smile i gave him, and the obvious stumped look on his face.

sorry if its too long, here's a rant potato (:/)

Spend the whole day trying to figure out why that API call returns undefined...
Whitespace character after the variable

A long developement day start when you forget your headphones at home.

"Losing data is a feature". Why Snapchat loves MongoDB.

There is too much I want to learn and not enough time 😭

Wow, this code someone wrote a while back is really great. Words never uttered by anyone that meant it.

Being a Web Developer is very serious. It's a matter of live and dev.

Who all graduating this week? 🙌🏼 Developers ready to enter real world?

that feeling when you realise php is easier to learn than you expected

Spent 1 month creating a piece of software for a school project and when I speak of it to someone on the IT business they tell me:
"Really? Once you start working you'll be using software that'll allow you to do something twice as hard in about 2 hours"

I really don't get people that use their IDEs with white backgrounds. How do they manage to keep their eyes from frying?!

When your API's endpoint's response time is near instant.

PM: Heard you are DJ.
Me: Yeah...
PM: I have company promo video that needs to be composed and sent by Friday to corporate.
Me: OK?
PM: Since you are DJ, I am assigning it to you.
Me: Huh...I'm a software developer and DJ not f#cking Steven Spielberg.

Oh yeah 🙌🏼 I hate people who use same ID at multiple places on single page.

Those feels when you try fix your colleagues code

My assignment is late because Jenkins ate my source code.

When you rewrite some sloppy idiot's code to be way clearer and straightforward. Then you fix a bug you introduced... and another... until the code ends up looking more or less the same as when you started...

Do you feel me?