Me: I need equiptment worth 2000€ for this project
Boss: ok here is 700€
Me: ???

I fucked up my brain while learning brainfuck! 😣

Edit: And yeah, I still don't know how to use it...

Well, even they know it

Why does the Python developer have crooked teeth?

Because he doesn't use braces

Never ever lose hope , even if you get rejected multiple times. YOU WILL GET A JOB!!

Every single day.

199$ for game maker studio
Naaa i will just use godot thx

1000$ for 3dx max
Naa will just use blender 3d

899$ for Fl studio
We have lmms

Sublime text 70$
Vscode is better.. i will just use that

Adobe illustrator 19$ a month
Nice try we have Gravit Designer

When your pc can't handle the game you're making :/

My school blocks all social media websites, so i made a small social media site with chat and going to run it localy on my laptop and they cant block it :D

Why does it seem everybody has a lot of ideas to code and I can never find any interesting idea to practice my coding?

Still not hearing issues from client.. so far, so good.

Today I learned what GNU acronym stands for:

GNU = GNU's Not Unix!

😂 why doesn't Computer Science have more acronyms like that?

If nobody has told you today, your code is looking good ❤️

👈😎👈

Just thinking about the world without stack overflow. 🤔

Very accurate

Is it just me or is it really difficult to use software/tools that aren't visually pleasing?

Kid use Instagram
Men use Twitter
Legend us devRant

I wrote a function last week that makes no sense to me today.

YAY! SAVINGS!

You can now use a dick pic as a password. Why, god? Why.

http://mashable.com/2017/07/...

"Technology"
Fingerprints are sooo 2010!😂

When Firefox starts a binary in gedit...

Countdown to Unix Time 1,500,000,000

https://epochconverter.com/countdow...

"Yeah, we didn't send out a notice about changing the format. We figured you'd notice when your code stopped working."

This bus company got... inspired.

Just saved the company 1 byte, thank me later...

!rant

People : Hey, cool wallpaper. Where did you get it from?
Me :

for (Person p : People){
if(p.equals("dev"))
return "It's from somewhere you'd love to be and never come back!";
else
return "Ahh..internet..wait, guess what? Don't bother!";
}

Dear Author, burn in hell for printing a great book with such bad indentation. It triggers my developer OCD every time and i can not stop reading ...

*open laptop as usual.
*lost literally 5 hours for shitty update

When Back-end try Front-end...

git commit suicide