Inspiration of the day: "Smallpox was"

The symbol for things to avoid in biology: ☣️
The symbol for things to avoid in physics: ☢️
The symbol for things to avoid in IT: ✨

Men, fak dis shit. Companies want highly experienced developers, even as Junior dev. Hellooooo, I'm medium-skilled. lol. I started out lacking some skills, then moved onto vendor-locked companies who monopolized and minimized my learning time, ending up learning jack shit in the process. That's how you get stuck. lol.

And on we go.

What is your side project that you have been working on?

EpiPen's patent expires in September 2025.

Someone's slack status shows them as in a meeting until 3:42 and that's just such an oddly specific meeting end time.

A post with many thumb up reactions with different skin tones, of course counted separately.

👍6 👍🏻3 👍🏼4 …

Because apparently it matters who is agreeing as a white person and how many agree as persons with a slightly darker skin tone. 🤦‍♂️
This is so fucking dumb.

Spirit animal of b2plane.

me: just removing trash and bloat, no biggie.

walrus: nO RpERFACkTOWwwrRRinG noOOoOooOO UuHH!! YYYYOu IZ roEwFAuKToRyG!!!!!!!1!!one lOwW zElFf ztTeEMMmMme && sO ~~wEk~~!!

me: hehe rm -rf go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Corporates want us to work 10 hours, why not 20 or 24 hours, evolved monkeys on a tiny dot thinking about profits

MacOS doesn't deserve a special mention (they're neutrals)

сhristmas is xmas. rsync called transfer "xfer". thus, christmas is transmas

javascript is a dogshit language

typescript makes a valiant attempt to make it better but it's contrived on top of a rocky foundation so it can't quite get there unfortunately

yes i am trash at programming and appreciate strongly typed languages for any heavy duty work, in most cases those languages designed for it from the ground up, don't feel as frustrating to deal with

here are things that prove god doesn't exist:
- trie (non-binary tree)
- nybble (half a byte)
- .DS_Store
- .Trash-1000
- tsconfig.json
- Electron
for if he existed, he would have never allowed those hubris monuments to be erected in his kingdom.

Finished Napoleon Cat!

devrant cert expired

I think the Mossad has sent my coworker to sabotage me. You cannot be this retarded.

Reminder for Europe meet up.

I suggest August 23rd, Amsterdam. Let's meet at centraal and go from there.

... I expect 5 of you to show up, btw, with one being late and one being very very late. 😐

TIL: mechanical click of a touchpad is now managed by os in new lenovos. Suspend os and you can no longer click your touchpad.

Not tap. Click.

Wtf..

PM took headache meds, they caused him to pass out. Sounds like they worked correctly

Any white man can come to any black man and yell “license and registration!”
By law, black man must show his document.
If he doesn’t have it, he can do a little dance called license dance, and if the moves were good, white man can choose to not rat him out.

age++

NAGARJUNA CEMENT

Fatal exception? More like fatal rule.

Just had an idea for a feature in JoyRant.

Collect all usernames encountered in rants and comments and store them.

Make a button to present a list of all of the users so that a @mention can be added in the text.

Sometimes I forget the exact names of users and I think this would help finding them.

What do you think?

architecture/framework/schema/system is best judged by how much neglect it can take before breaking down.

Me in an email: "This information was not shared with you for your entertainment, and yet..."
Translation: fuck you, you incompetent bint.

using a built-in terminal in vscode instead of your custom dedicated one is like buying your phone from a carrier. Or like marrying your first gf/bf and living with them together without ever trying to date someone else first. Or getting your sprite from mcdonalds.

Running is good for sleep. I wish my lungs weren't fucked, but I ran anyway.

My twelve years old daughter saw me using an eletric mixer to puree potatoes, instead of the potato smasher.
She screamed: "You're using AI! That's cheating!"

When did "AI" replaced "Automation"?!?!
It's just like "woke", the word is meaningless now.