Proper use of object oriented design patterns

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Best shameless hack: installing a Windows Service to restart Apache Tomcat every night at 2am on a clients' server coz the jsp application kept leaking memory and crashing tomcat. So bad, yet such a timesaver.

"Oh, we do our daily stand-ups on Friday's at 3PM for half an hour or so"

:/

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I prefer to work alone lol

What the fuck is this shit? How can I trust anything these days?

TIL how to mess with your neighbors who steal your wifi.

Simple, just turn everything they request upside down.

http://ex-parrot.com/~pete/...

At times, I find stackoverflow community rude. It is, as if all they care about is boasting their virtual ego i.e. points.

//TODO uncomment the following line if the Product Owner change her mind again this week....

*yesterday before I took a vacation

Pointy Haired Boss: "There's an issue with this simple bit of that service, could you take a look?"
Me: "Sure, give me a minute to investigate"
*A minute later*
Me: "No wonder there's a problem, this code is horrendous! What idiot wrote this unmaintainable crap?"
PHB: "Doesn't matter, just fix it, test it and release it."
Me: "I just want to check who did it, so they never touch our code again."
*Checks SVN log*
Me: "Well, I guess I can never touch our code again."

Never trust printers.

Me: What programming languages do you know ?
Person: I know HTML and CSS and little SQL.
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *cries inside*

I am reading the code I wrote yesterday when i was drunk out of my mind

Developers version of "I'm in a band": "I'm building an app".

I have a joke about UDP but you might not get it...

That feeling when you ask for a resource, and you get a PM :(

FREE THE MALLOCS!!!!

I was a Sublime Text 3 purist for a long time... recently made the switch to Atom. I honestly haven't looked back. Anyone else make the same move?

I'm going to add "keeping up with email" to my resume.

I love my job as a developer, I think it's the one of the world's most most fulfilling occupations but I procrastinate with personal projects (even paid ones). Is this a problem for anyone else, and how do you beat this?

reality

How I feel every time...

Happens where I work 😂

when i merge two files manually

You aint no dev son

Just delivered an important fix for a key piece of functionality.

Front end and vim