Sooooooo😒 definitely NOT PyBrain! Can't trust a website about python built in php

That moment you realise you will avoid all Dev jobs in China!!😐😷

Every Dev vacancy should be like this and I mean EVERY! weed out the fucking posers

I am the only guy who pauses to look at the code in every hacking/coding scene either in a movie or series? Coz that shit is sometimes hilarious

//Today 8:41 am
Mom: Son, the printer is messed up again(for the 12th time)
Me: Mom, again I don't know whats wrong with it
Mom: but you did computers and stuff
Me: send me a picture
// I go buy the same exact model i replace it.
Mom: Son, why is it black?
Me: :/

I read a book on Object Oriented Concepts, oddly it wasn't part of the required reading material while i was in UNI but i had a class in 'vb.net' and 'advance vb.net' in my second year, my dad told me to read that book and said everything would make sense, he wasn't kidding. i understand OO so well that only thing i learn now is just the syntax of a language I want to pick up that's how i switched to c#, learned java and python. ALSO YouTube and Lynda.com helped😎

Hhhmmmmmmm a useless piece of shit like always it is then

When your therapist decides to quit on you! Felt like a junkie in withdraw 😲😖😱😨👽

Bug: Call
Me: I see, I call your 'bug' and raise you a 'Fix'
Bull: Raise 200
Me: Fold :/

I live for the day someone clicks "yes" and on that day, s/he will unintentionally start the apocalypse!☠

This should keep them busy for a while! asking me 'would I recommend?' Bitch please! that's my feedback

hahaha, Nice try Windows! :/

Finally time to download the new Visual Studio 2017, click download, file size 1MB!😐 Fuck you all web installers! Eat shit and DIE!