when you restart computer, unplug the computer, take some walk, turn off light to whole city, kill some random people and after that xcode finally builds your project 😎
p.s. steps my be changed for the future versions

when other than IT people use linux first time on your computer and ask u where is "START" button and where is "My Computer "

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

 A lady walking by notices him and says

"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."

Not today!

once my boss said: One of the app's animations didn't show on sun light 😎
P.S. I was starting to laugh but than i actually changed the animation... and it become sun light proof animation 😎
P.S. Then i die in peace

every developer ever.

Do it the right way XD

once my boss said: if it's lagging just clean the god dam garbage collector 😎
p.s. he's cute