Interviewer: Can you start next Monday?
Me: it's 19

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Google assistant.

Me @40 explaining to my parents why am not married yet.
"Well, see, I prefer short commits,
(I mean everybody does)
And then I require at least two peer reviews and approval before pushing.
So she really needs to be perfect to merge"

Hope it's not a repost but this is brilliant... although putting it up in my office wouldnt change anything. Password123 was there before me and it'll be there after me.

Lazy days.

Still working on a new Project!

Don't explain your code, write code as like code explain itself..

Do NOT build something as fast as possible. You are going to end up spending more time trying to refactor the mess than youd have spent drawing a class diagram.

Every night before an assignment is due...

Interviewing a Data Scientist

Myth debunked. This explains the history of Apple computers.

Aim to write simple code.
Code that requires no skill to understand but mastery to write.

Time spent on Android Studio:

30% - Actual programming
70% - Waiting for gradle to build

Cant find the off switch

I’m almost sure it’s a phishing email...