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There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

I hate when people get Java and JavaScript confused. One is a language used for smaller projects by am mature programmers, and the other is a scripting language for the web.

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That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...

don't disturb the coders who wear head phones. It will take 2 more hours to make them back to track

I would like to tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it..

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There is a true story at my workplace.
A Linux administrator installing putty on its first day of work. On fedora Linux. Alright maybe normally using Windows. The next thing he had done was amazing.

He changed the UID in passwd file of root and pushed it to all servers......

Nobody could fix it anymore because even root didn't had rights to edit passwd. Next day he was asked not to come back

received a picture of scribbled password, all am thinking is you can't store your password in plain text

Anyone had this situation ?

Compile:
It returns null
Change something:
It returns error
Undo the last something and compile:
Works perfectly
😵😵😵😲

for the love of markup

How would you handle a noob who hasn't committed in weeks and when he does, gets like a million conflicts.

wrote a javascript canvas code with loops
crashed the graphic driver

– What are React, Angular and Ember?
– Tools to simplify the building of Todo-lists.

does stackoverflow team use their site if they have issues with coding?

My team has regular daily meetings they all call scrum. Meetings like 1+ hours. I wanna immolate myself in protest!

Your first day at work be like:
"If your new team doesn’t use git, announce your resignation immediately and walk out."

When you watch Mr.Robot with your friends ... Once, he saw me using a terminal :
"hey dude, i have a Facebook account that i want you to hack"

Me :
"It's just zsh fuck off ..."

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true. Right?
A: 1

Another one

My teammate push 2gbs worth of CSV files into our repo.

He also merged all the other branches so, it's kinda hard to revert back without reworking a lot of stuff.

"so you use Ubuntu" she said ,
"why don't you go for Linux ?" she asked.

so I dumped my girlfriend

If java had real garbage collection then most programs would delete themself immediately upon running.

up at 11:30pm finishing some work when fire alarm goes off.... waited to see if my tests passed before leaving

Who shares this struggle?

I have a 9-5 development job and I also have a personal web application I am building and plan to bring to production.

There are simply not enough hours in the day. I struggle to find enough time to work on my personal project while still performing well at the 9-5 and spending some time with my family so I'm not absent.

Agh I wish I could pause time for productivity 😂