How to identify an Android developer?

Ctrl-Z Ctrl-Z

Write code on paper.

You know what i hate? Applying to jobs and never getting feedback--if a polite "we didn't hire you because x and y" is too damn hard, i would still rather a royal refusal over not hearing anything back at all. It's happened to me 3-4 times in a row now, probably going to be 5 - 6 soon enough. Seriously though, what is this shortage of devs everyone talks about? Because here i am with both hands and a leg in the air high as i could manage and you're not even acknowledging me? I even made a small React SPA once to satisfy a company's questions and show a bit of my competence--you think i ever got a reply from them? Shit, i didnt even get an auto reply. And from what ive read here on others' rants, im far from being alone. At least i could understand why they dont look at me (Bahamian, no degree, never had a dev job, etc.), but for proven programmers to go unnoticed the way they do is ridiculous.

*Friend after a date*
Friend : Bro what according to you is a perfect date?

Me :DD/MM/YYYY....
Everything else is just confusing.

Friend:😒

Couldn't agree more

Programmers love emotions #1

!rant

Doing school assignments like

We are all victims of ourselves 👇

Fact:
Every programmer knows how to write bugs.

My life

Do{
me();
} while (hard == true);

You are a programmer if your dark circles are bigger than your friend circle.

When you leave after pushing a bug

Shortest Programmer Joke:

I'll be done soon!

You don't have to fix your pull request if you directly merge it into master.

Am I the only one who learns more on my own than at university? It really annoys me when I come here to study but all I do is read devRant posts all day, they are good tho.