This is what success looks like. Worth my whole night behind this :)

What your family thinks when you make a website

Only 5 minutes until it's only 15 minutes to only 1 hour until lunchbreak

I need vacation

All the time everywhere.

So there was an inspection from government for our bank's IT security. I gave a tour to our server and security systems. I threw all possible acronyms as much as I could remember. Inspector nodded and noted down never uttered a word.

Finally, he breaks his silence, looking at a device he points out and says "What's that ?"

I look at the device then stare at his face back again at the device and to his face I reply "That's AC, Air Conditioner".

Rant that involved my manger hit a decent amount of ++.
Just seen him downloading devRant.

Found this gem:

Software and cathedrals are much the same. First we build them, then we pray.

Me telling a senior dev on how to install a proprietary software:

Me: Sir, the instructions are in the readme.txt

Senior: I'm supposed to read the readme?!

Golden words of wisdom

what the hell

does stackoverflow team use their site if they have issues with coding?

when you get downvoted on Stackoverflow...

When boss said "I don't see what you really did" to backend developer.

Lol 😂 😂😂

Ever visit a site/web app that's so bad you want to build them a new one for free?

Well guy has some trust issues

"Jabba the Script" that's how my girlfriend calls JavaScript.

!rant

NASA using Node.js to build a mission control framework. I just hope they don't get discouraged by the haters 😃

https://nasa.github.io/openmct/

An API Wrapper: (src: @jcsrb)

Business as usual...

So true... 😂

My teacher gave me "winrar.rar" file for install winrar.

Me : so here is your quote for the app

Client : oh yer and it needs to work in both android and iOS, that's not a big deal right?

Me : of course not, however I am going to have to add a little something to your quote!

I don't get how when I ask a client if I got everything right so I can draft up a quote, they don't think to mention stuff like other features they had an idea for or cross platforms they wanted but didn't say in the original proposal -_-

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

Me greeting a female friend with a joke: Hey baby, wanna play with my python?
Her: Only if it's well commented and production ready.
Me: I love you.
Her: I know.

Best co workers are ones you learn from, everyday

Where did you two meet??😇😇😇

Code everything!

"No one's here, let's just restart it and see what happens."