This is what success looks like. Worth my whole night behind this :)

All the time everywhere.

Golden words of wisdom

what the hell

does stackoverflow team use their site if they have issues with coding?

when you get downvoted on Stackoverflow...

When boss said "I don't see what you really did" to backend developer.

Lol 😂 😂😂

Well guy has some trust issues

"Jabba the Script" that's how my girlfriend calls JavaScript.

!rant

NASA using Node.js to build a mission control framework. I just hope they don't get discouraged by the haters 😃

https://nasa.github.io/openmct/

An API Wrapper: (src: @jcsrb)

Business as usual...

So true... 😂

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

Me greeting a female friend with a joke: Hey baby, wanna play with my python?
Her: Only if it's well commented and production ready.
Me: I love you.
Her: I know.

Where did you two meet??😇😇😇

Code everything!

"No one's here, let's just restart it and see what happens."

The computers at my local vet clinic are suspended with eyebolts and leashes so they don't get pee'd on.

correctly named devices

Do you have any funny comments in code?

"Can you make this button more disabled?"

This morning Google asked me to come away from a search and into this dark portal to begin its underground recruiting process w/ me. Humbled += Intrigued.

This is a rant because they also gave me a deadline and I have other deadlines, Google!

But the REAL question is: tabs or spaces, Google?

Progression in mindset of a developer trough professional life:

1. I'm going to make my code so efficient and beautiful that everyone will envy it!

2. I'm going to make sure I keep separation of concern.

3. I'm going to make my code at least maintainable for other developers.

4. Well shit. At least it works, for now.

My brother just started learning web development. Day 1 of playing on his own domain, and he breaks his WP install twice in an hour. He sends me the following text:

This is like a horribly frustrating game.

Best summary of software development I've ever heard, and it's only his first day.

Nothing to say here...

Client: My mouse is working backwards
me: *rotates mouse 180 degrees*
Client: Thanks! You even brought the buttons back!

They said I needed to keep my commit messages "PG13".

What they failed to realize is every PG13 movie is allowed 1 instance of "fuck".