So I need to create a nice new web app. Let's look at some cool JS frameworks that I can work with.

*5 mins later* Hm, Angular sounds good, is there any good competitor?

*5 mins later* Wow, React sounds awesome as well. Let me learn it.

Google search result:

"Planning to use react? Check out Vue JS first"

*5 mins later* Ok so vue seems faster than React and much easier to learn. Let me see if Vue is the final choice.

Google search result:

"Angular VS Knockout VS Ember VS React VS Mithril VS Mercury VS Ractive VS Vue VS Riot"

Nope, fuck it

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Finding a job without asking.

That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..

Reading other's code be like...

welcome to hogwarts

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

a sysadmin has 2 problems. dumb users and smart users.

Programmers everywhere.

Certain developers allocated memory before it was cool. they where called heapsters.

what people think when I say I program in COBOL..

Client asks us to make app which depends on their API.

Client makes changes to their API without telling us.

"Hey why is the app broken?"

... really?

For PowerShell on Linux

School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

Or that...

Schrödinger's

when your janitor knows his audience

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

About Brexit.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

I know that feeling. Poor you :(

don't disturb the coders who wear head phones. It will take 2 more hours to make them back to track

Came across this gold:

Q) What is the best naming prefix for a global variable?

Ans) //

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason

the truth about android studio...

Writes the DNA of all the species..

Those days that you write more emails than code 😤😤😤

"Make sure existing hacks keep working"

Best. Acceptance Criteria. Ever.

Don't worry, we can refactor it later.

It runs fine on my computer!