When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

Schrödinger's

You can tell how much a company cares about their employees by a quality of toilet paper 😂

What your family thinks when you make a website

Found this code back in jQuery 1.9.1. Checked again, and t is still here in jQuery 3.1.0. Suppose it is just in case the values of true and false ever change 😃

Logic

Well let's do this group rant thing.

I had to build 5 responsive Web applications in 3 weeks. Again Web applications, not websites. I slept a total of 2 hours per night in my car, and would go home every 3 days to shower.

I quit soon after.

@localhost as promised ☺☺ My home setup😊😊

When your offshore co-worker pronounces your colleagues' names like this :|

Hardik - HARD DICK
Dipesh - DEEP ASS
Pinkesh - PINK ASS

"So DeepAss and PinkAss are handling Backend and Harddick is Frontend right"
Me: right 😁😁

I always hear "its impossible to talk to tech people, its like they're from another planet". Well get used to it, cuz the nerds shall inherit the earth!!

No matter how fast I code, I cannot make up for your lack of planning skills....

CTO wants all variables in file to be same length. You cant have "start" and "stop". You must have "start" and "cease".

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

very long pause.......

"Java"

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....