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You know I once played in a band? It was called 1023 megabytes, but we never got a gig.

joke/meme devs will laugh only

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So I manage multiple VPS's (including multiple on a dedicated server) and I setup a few proxy servers last week. Ordered another one yesterday to run as VPN server and I thought like 'hey, let's disable password based login for security!'. So I disabled that but the key login didn't seem to work completely yet. I did see a 'console' icon/title in the control panel at the host's site and I've seen/used those before so I thought that as the other ones I've used before all provided a web based console, I'd be fine! So le me disabled password based login and indeed, the key based login did not work yet. No panic, let's go to the web interface and click the console button!
*clicks console button*
*New windows launches.....*

I thought I would get a console window.

Nope.

The window contained temporary login details for my VPS... guess what... YES, FUCKING PASSWORD BASED. AND WHO JUST DISABLED THE FUCKING PASSWORD BASED LOGIN!?!

WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO IMPLEMENT THIS MOTHERFUCKING GOD?!?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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Found this twitter today. So true!

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A coworker was listening to a Stephen King audio book through headphones on his Mac, so I ssh'd in and used the `say` command to start talking to him.

I love admin rights.

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I replaced my friends CMD shortcut with this target:
CMD.exe /k rickroll.bat & cls
The file rickroll.bat contains a script that launches VLC in the background on loop playing Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up at a very low volume. Every now and then it increases the volume.
So original, I know....

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Just told my girl about GitHub.
Told her that it was something like PornHub. She's mad now.😂

# I'll show myself out

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Opening : node js developer 7+ year experience

I think they are looking for creators

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How to manage errors smartly (Javascript)

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By the way... Cheers from Italy :)

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Hey girl,
Your DOM looks good from <head> to </footer>.
:p

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=D

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First Law of code

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We all know it's true

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From Robert C. Martin's Clean Code

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One of my favorites

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