"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

Fucking awesome. The 'encryption backdoor law' in Australia went through!

Now, whenever served with such warrants, companies which are active in Australia will have to pay hefty fines if they don't give encrypted messages to law enforcement in readable form. No matter whether this means just decrypting it with the keys they have or pushing backdoors/inject code into the messaging apps/services in order to extract the contents.

Now let's see how much the big companies really care about their users! (I'd expect them to pull out of Australia but the chance that this'll happen is as tiny as about nothing)

unzip using the cracked winrar which you cracked using the crack unzipped using winrar

Well I was in search for an internship and there was this Remote one posted online giving Rs1000(14$) for a month.

All he wanted was a fully functional clone of Coursera with hosted on AWS with videos of around 2-3TB streaming from S3 in a month :)

I asked him about his AWS costs and he replied - "Use the Internship money I'm giving you it won't cost much."

Human nature in a nutshell....

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?

Lol, prob repost but funny anyway.

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.