This is true.

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, YES! Wait... why did that work?

*On a date*
Girl: What's the most daring thing you've ever done ?
Me: Once I accidentally ran sudo rm -rf /*
Girl: That's hot !

!rant
Colleague handed me an orange to eat it, I returned it with a minor improvement. She didn't get it.

Client code:
neat, organized easy to interpret
Server code:
da fuq is this? da fuq is that? what does this do?

People who cant see the code:
client's
People who can see the code:
THE GUY WHO IS WORKING ON THE SERVER!

He has been teaching me how to pirate movies.

I see everyone is showing off rubber ducks. Now I wonder if my pokemon can do the same trick?

Working alone is great. You won't have to deal with others shit coding and others won't have to handle your shit coding.

Code free, code alone!

no backups we lose data like real men

When you have to wake up by 4am because of an early morning meeting. Its almost 2 am and still wide awake. Fucking brain

Being weird is normal,
Being normal is weird. 😎

I love handling tons of data. Makes me feel powerful 😈

Friend: So what's the plan for Christmas
Me: Nothing much just coding
Friend: No apart from work
Me: Yeah coding
Friend: That means, you not getting drunk or laid this Christmas
Me: No, because I can't C Sharp when coding
Friend: Fuck developers

C language & math formulation, you are bound to miss one of these. 😓

You know you've been on devRant too long when you try to double tap a reddit post to upvote

When your code is compiling, with no errors.

Although I no longer fix other people's computers, except family and close friends...

Programing Tree🤗

When up votes become,
Life,
The Universe,
And Everything.

So did the programmer come first? Or did the coffee?🤔

Today my oldest son is 8 years old and with pizza and cake we discussed how to hack his friends tablet, star Wars vs star trek and how to hijack wifi networks when friends parents won't give password.
And he told me how to evade detection and bypass the schools filters that he figured out alone.
I feel so damn proud.

"Never fix a bug which has stayed in the system for a long time, unless asked for. The bug might actually be a feature for the user."

- My supervisor

Seems like a response I would give to my dumb clients too.

I love when I accidentally write "git ass" instead of "git add". I laugh every time.