Contributed to a open source project for the first time what hasn't been updated in 3 years and my pull request was just accepted!

Okay WhatsApp, as if I didn't have enough reasons to uninstall you anyway.

I have become so lazy that I write things like
int reservations = getReservations()
and then use the IDEs quickfix to change int to Arraylist<Reservation>
Saves me roughly 15 characters but its always worth it :D

That moment when something bad happens and ctrl+Z pops in to your head. Then realise ur not using a computer.

Really? 😏

We're sorry, but you're not certified to use THAT API Call. Certification takes 6 - 10 weeks.

Awesome wallpaper for Guardians of the Galaxy fans

I feel awkward when my boss is creeping behind. Of course, I can switch the screen in a hurry, but such behavior is suspicious, and sometimes I don’t notice him. So, in order to switch the screen without being suspected, I create a system that automatically recognizes that he is approaching to me and hides the screen.

https://github.com/Hironsan/...

Source: http://ahogrammer.com/2016/11/...

Next time you write CSS

display: flex;

You're welcome!

I came to Spain escaping my home country and started looking for a job in ANYTHING. Had done some coding as a hobby but nothing serious, still I sent a CV to some starting positions online (also sent the same CV to pet shops, Starbucks, cloth stores...) And I got chosen to participate in a one week training course / trial at a big company.

At the same time I managed to get a spot on a free and amazing course for music production, my dream profession​. Yet I had to go for the one that actually had some work opportunities!

Got the job after the trial was done and immediately got sent to work with a 3 person team that was in charge of setting up a giant SharePoint site for the local mail office. It was kind of insane! For months I had no idea what I was doing and thought I was going to get fired any day.

5 years later, I still have no idea.

😂😂😂😂

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I have a deadline to meet and I have zero motivation to get shit done

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