The more I know the more I'm actually aware of how little I know.

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The first thing my prof showed to us day 1.

CSS in a nutshell

They'll probably still bother us!

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I know a joke about UDP, but I'm not sure if will get it...

Nothing more to say here... 🙈

Just for fun, a home made comic.

Comments for the 'drill a headphone jack in your iPhone 7' video...

Patterns 👏 are 👏 a 👏 language 👏 to 👏 talk 👏 about 👏 design 👏 not 👏 a 👏 comprehensive 👏 list 👏 of 👏 the 👏 only 👏 things 👏 you're 👏 allowed 👏 to 👏 do 👏 in 👏 code.

Anyone who has spent time in this field can relate.

I'll never reach 175 +1's hahaha I made my own stress ball v0.2

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Manager: Hey, what you working on?
Me: cough-finding another team-cough.
Manager: I didn't catch that.
Me: Sorry my throat is acting up today, i've been bug fixing all day.
Manager: Ah great, thanks.

And then there is this beauty...

Did this on my first programming exam.

int index = 0
int value = 0
try {
while true {
value += array[index]
index++
}
} catch NullPointerException {
System.out.print("Sum: " + value)
}

The task was to add together all numbers in an array.

I somehow aced the exam, but got called in to teachers office this is not the way to use exceptions.