A good programmer can get more done than 10 bad programmers, but a bad programmer's code can keep 10 good programmers busy for years.
~ Ed Weissman

First Law of code

New the Instagram logo looked really familiar!

Least the app itself is cleaner.

Once A Programmer Had No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, so he Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Programmer : “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, In Our New Home”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Programmers”

Backend programmer

Designer x Developer gif

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

Use Vim. What could happen?...

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Lol :)

Requirements vs Delivery

That guy died...

DBA life

Programmer family

when your friends have a "great idea" for an app and expects you to code it all and they forget about it after you code it...

reality

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}