There are two kind of people

Years ago, when I was a young developer, I was asked to design and implement a complex but usefull feature. It took me some time, but I was really proud of my creation. It passed all the tests and was approved for production deployment. However, while the code was deployed, the customer asked for it to remain disabled for a while.

Months passed, other features were added often breaking the one I created. But I was relentless. I've fixed it every time. I've kept it ready for great launch...

After a few years, when I was already working on a different project, I received an email about my feature. It turned out that everyone simply forgot about it. You might expect that it was finally turned on... Nope, that email was a kind request to remove that feature from code.

Web devs get me

How I feel every time...

So a DBA walks into a NoSQL bar, but immediately leaves because he couldn't find a table..

"Why is this not working, it was working before!!??😤"
--finally fix problem--
"How the hell was it working before??"

Using your root privileges wisely..

Yes please!

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

What end users seem like

When you are the last one in the team to succumb to the stand up desk craze. Stay weak legs! Stay weak!

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Went to a job interview for ASP.net even though I don't know ASP.net since they asked me to come. I got the job since I was the only candidate that knew what OOP is.
I don't really want to work there.

When you get a dinner for 2 gift for all the hard work you put in the last week and realize you don't have any woman to go with because of it

All too often.

Me: why are you using so many break tags?

Intern: Its the only way I can position this div below that form.

Me: *facepalm*