Why do people think that programmers are a pc repair man??? this is s**t on so many levels.

How did this date format ever get past code review.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

A recent quest to annoy the Mrs.
Changed the name of her Chromecast to "David's C*ck". Then, when she casts her videos, her phone reads: "America's Next Top Model" currently playing on David's C*ck"
- Its the small victories!

What PMs think we do.

I'm in no mood to code right now :-|

I'm really terrible at managing personal projects. I'm often procrastinating (I guess you could say I put the 'pro' in that word) or lacking motivation. I rarely complete projects because I always start something new and forget about the other projects. I have had a Sublime Text window minimised and related browser tabs opened for a year now and haven't touched it in months. I'll get around to it some day.
Some of these projects could be making a few dollars (hopefully more) if I complete them.
Has anyone got any tips to help me stop procrastinating and motivate myself?

test@test.com must have a huge amount of spam! From me alone anyway

Pro tip: preserve your job by not documenting it.

if I had a penny for everytime I've had to tell a PM to clear their cache...

I really dislike MacOs.. I know most of you use them, but I don't (Had macbook pro once).. If I would receive a MacBook I'd take it. So that I could install Windows on it...

Inspired by @Raspik's post on MacOS, I too would like to admit something.... I don't like dark themes.

Be gentle.

Is it just me or there r others like me too?

It is right about me
And you?

Want to learn programming in a single night :|

Seriously ???

:||

He wanted to create a 4000 character long string

That feeling when your soul dies a little because you implemented it as you were told and not as it should have been.

Today's Joke

We want this <sarcasm> tag w3c 😀