I would write a virus that would destroy every copy of Internet Explorer and it's source code.

That's me currently. Can't understand my own code that I wrote a year ago.

After all these rubber duck pictures...

My exact plan for new year.
What's yours?

PHP is not that bad ..

"Wireless Mouse"
Source: http://redd.it/5it4w9

Message from God to Python developers

Well...

*Client calles me at 7Am*

Client: why did you make everything smaller on my website ?

Me: look at the right side of your URL bar, do you see a minus sign ?

Client: yah, so ?

Me: click on it and set it back to default.

Client: oh ok this is working for me now, will this fix apply globally across the internet

Me: ...

Client: oh I think I asked a stupid question, thanks mate have a good day.

Me: you're welcome...

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!