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Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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Am I the only one?

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Try hard

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"Showing the user a number pad to enter in a zip code will cause some confusion, we should use a full keyboard instead"

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I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

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As a software developer the biggest bug in my software is the End user!

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Knock Knock
Race condition!
who's there?

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Recruiters be like

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The best tester one could ever get.
His face says it all about my coding style.

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“java.util.Date”
Salvador Dali
Oil on canvas, 1931

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The way customers treat me when I'm on site

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UX bought to you by the glue sniffers of Microsoft's oAuth console for your webapp. "I tried to SAVE, but accidentally nuked my account instead" oops!

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Everyday things

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When the cute new developer next to you might like you, but you find out she doesn't like using Git.

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Past: playing on the phone in class
Today: writing code in meetings

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Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

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Asked client to send me the icon pack he wants for his website via email. He then sends me a screenshot of the icon's pack preview image via Skype.

Trust me, I tried very hard to explaining what he had to do. No success.

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Project manager(noun) - an individual who believes nine women can deliver a baby in one month .

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Trying to explain to your spouse/significant other the great development you did at work today only to get the obligatory 10 second silence after you finish and a "Uh huh...that's great" head nod. Go me!

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