Alright lets install PHP7 :D
6 hours later....

Opens a support ticket: Screwed up everything !

Things I need for the office

Trying to explain to your spouse/significant other the great development you did at work today only to get the obligatory 10 second silence after you finish and a "Uh huh...that's great" head nod. Go me!

Client wants a hit counter in their site.....is this 1998?

When you get up from your desk and your entire work space explodes...

... you left your headphones in

PM: Heard you are DJ.
Me: Yeah...
PM: I have company promo video that needs to be composed and sent by Friday to corporate.
Me: OK?
PM: Since you are DJ, I am assigning it to you.
Me: Huh...I'm a software developer and DJ not f#cking Steven Spielberg.

We don't need a designer. Our PMs can do it. *fires up lucidchart*

New devRant energy drinks we'll be handing out at our booth at Techcrunch Disrupt NYC next Tuesday. Swing by and meet Team devRant (me and @dfox)!

It's true though.

And thanks for the stickers devrant!!!

#kim-kardashian {
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ALL the time!

Dear friends and family, just because I'm a devloper does not mean I know how to fix all of your IT issues. I am not IT.

STICKERS!
Do you think I'd get in trouble if I stuck these on things in work? 😂

Thanks DevRant ❤️

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

Why is it that when I ask you if functionality is needed you tell me it isn't. So why was it in the requirements doc? 🤔

Can I have the past 2 hours of my life back in which I attempted to work out the solution please.

Fml.

I'm really tired of hearing "hey isn't there a plugin for that"?

Idiot that's the reason your fucking WordPress site has 78 plugins and it runs like shit